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<0> and make it REAL easy to signup
<1> or "Starting at"
<1> so you can get an idea
<1> man
<1> sometimes i have no idea what my boss says
<2> bah, anyone familiar with javascript?
<2> never mind, i'm an idiot.
<1> speaking of javascript
<1> have any of you guys ever been able to change the colspan attribute via javascript (or better yet, DOM in js) in IE
<1> works great in firefox.. no love in ie
<1> groogs: i love this guys blog
<3> well ie is broken
<1> yeah, that's not a solution though :P
<1> heh. ****.
<1> we just implemented an "SMS the developers if a website goes down"
<1> great. now i'll get 40 SMS messages a day
<4> lol
<4> as if work doesn't cut into your life enough, eh?
<1> it's going to cost me money
<1> as much as i like getting notices at all hours, i LOVE having to pay for such messages
<4> fo shiz
<1> i'm going to write a ticketing system that can actually accept responses to emails.
<1> i ****ing hate this. i have to go to a site, enter my p***word, and enter a reply when i could just hit 'reply' and send
<0> i've seen those before
<5> svn status
<5> whoops
<6> Status: OK
<7> there's several ticking systems that already do that
<7> dont waste your time
<0> oh neat, google knows ups codes
<0> and upcdatabase.com has a big db of them (duh)
<0> was just fiddling with my barcode scanner and accidentally scanned a upc into a google search box :p
<6> silly groogs, google knows everything
<1> i'm waiting for the google feature where you type in a social security number and it returns your aba, account & pin numbers
<8> Google knows how often you *********e
<9> that's probably true
<1> god dammit. my software is getting double-teamed. both the admin and user ends of it are getting ****ed
<10> did you forget to lube it up, before you left it to analy raped by a bunch of monkeys
<1> people can't figure out how to log in to the front end
<1> http://liveseminar.fxcm.com/
<1> hello!
<11> any idea son why i keep getting: ERROR 1364 (HY000): Field 'last_login' doesn't have a default value
<11> ?
<4> you broke it
<11> so it says.
<1> i'll guess because you're excluding it from an insert
<1> and it has NOT NULL set
<11> i removed the not null from it
<11> i dunno
<11> there we go
<1> has anyone made a nice ajax calendar?
<12> I ask for access to crontab from my hosting service and get: "Unfortunately, our shared hosting does not offer that functionality. You may want to look into getting a virtual dedicated server. We apologize for any inconvenience." I'm pretty sure the computer had crontab... :-/
<1> well yeah
<1> the computer has a root account as well
<1> but they'r enot offering it to you
<12> i know...it's just lame :(
<0> not really. running shared hosting is a giant PITA
<1> seriously, i wouldn't want clients running cron jobs
<1> HEY WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE DO * * * * * /process/that/uses/100%/cpu.sh
<0> exactly
<0> thats why virtual hosting is getting so popular
<13> What's the difference between virtual and shared?
<1> i think in a little while, i'm going to buy a dedicated server and convince some people i know to switch to it
<1> Confessor: virtual server is just that. it's like it's own little operating system running inside another os
<1> shared is a bunch of people using the same installation
<14> un-irreg1rdless: where are you going to get the server from ?
<13> Ah.
<1> probably rackspace
<1> i've had good luck with the servers there and the support is pretty timely and knowledgeable
<14> cool
<0> i'm actually going to install two servers in our data center tomorrow
<1> i wish i could get server-space in our datacenter :P
<1> or one of them
<0> plus its a good excuse to go out for the night in montreal
<14> lol
<1> like would they ever notice a mac mini stuff between the e25ks?
<14> trollboy..
<1> i could make 4 of them feet for the e25k.. although i'm not sure if they can hold up 2 tons
<0> well it would be easy to physically hide it.. but they'd probably see the traffic and ips
<1> heh yeah
<1> what would be fun is to create a network of servers on unsecured wireless networks
<14> unless the ips were masked
<0> now.. if you ran a script on it that would make it cycle through IPs anytime it lost connectivity, then it would make it hard to block too, until they could find and unplug it :p
<1> then kind of round-robin them
<1> have a script report into a load balancer to verify it's up
<0> actually. even better would be to get like a 24-port rackmount switch, then cram a nano-itx or SBC inside it
<1> haha
<0> AND plug some working servers into it :)
<9> wb cv
<15> thanks
<0> must finish coding stupid mssql application ... stop looking for large rackmount switches on ebay....
<1> god dammit.
<14> rofl
<1> i hate this ****ing project.
<1> i do not like java.
<1> and oracle is annoying as hell
<1> hey great, a 2800 page manual!
<14> have fun reading :D
<1> ****ing thing.
<1> java and oracle just feel stupid
<0> why are there still areas of the earth with no high-res satellite imagery
<1> because nobody cares about those areas? :P
<14> because ppl are ****in lazy
<0> i mean, i'm sure the satellites they have are decently busy taking pictures for companies .. but couldn't they just continually be snapping high-res photos everywhere while they're moving around?
<0> write an algorithm to look for clouds, any anytime theres like <1% clowds, update their db
<0> clouds*
<1> my biggest firefox gripe is that when you have a lot of ff windows open, it takes a couple of clicks to actually get one to come to the front
<1> the first few clicks, it'll just ignore it
<16> er
<16> Fatal error: Call to undefined function: imagecreatefromjpeg() in D:\www\webroot\layout2\thumb.php on line 8
<16> how can i install gd2? on my local server
<16> ?
<0> gd not installed
<0> php.net/gd -> Installation
<4> does <div automatically insert a line break or something of the sorts?
<16> rmpants: unless you put it in a container div
<4> container div?
<16> yea, but there's a way around it
<16> like a div containing the others
<4> ah
<16> im not quite sure how to do it anymore
<4> weak
<16> pain in the *** if you ask me
<4> yeah :|
<4> i just got this javascript working and realized that the <div is inserting a line break
<4> oh well, it'll live ;]
<4> http://www.csscreator.com/css-forum/viewtopic.php?t=48
<4> hm
<17> anybody decent with hardware around
<14> ask
<17> i have a computer here
<1> no way
<1> you have a computer?
<17> with its old motherboard in, it threw a three-beep sequence
<17> un-irreg1rdless: i have nine
<17> shut the **** u;
<4> only 9?
<17> so, since i could not obtain a manual for the old motherboard, i ***umed it followed american megatrends and discovered it was memory corruption
<4> jedzilla: look up the beep sequence
<4> ah
<17> removed the memory, that did not fix the problem
<17> so i ***umed it was onboard memory and asked the client to purchase a motherboard
<14> how old is the mobo
<17> just finished installing it
<17> guess what
<17> three beep sequence
<17> tell me it's not the ****ing CPU
<14> it could be
<17> overheated, maybe?
<17> it's an athlon xp 1700+
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