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<0> what kind of utility?
<1> (which uses the Windows C API, which is the worst API possible)
<0> ha
<1> well we actually ran into a problem on our systems where when they boot up
<1> they launch a web browser before the web service is completely up
<1> and our web-based app dies
<1> so i'm writing an app that takes the name of a service (Windows service) or process and runs until it detects that they're ready
<1> the first one was ~50 lines, but i'm adding the process stuff now, so it'll be longer
<0> interesting
<1> not really
<1> some other guys are getting Linux to boot on this embedded serial<->ethernet bridge which has 802.11g + WPA, now that's fun



<0> so get transfered :P
<1> they're in the cubicle next to me
<2> how to string key1 key2 key3 key4, and only view echo key3 key4 without key1 key2
<3> wtf?
<4> $a = explode(' ', $string); echo $a[2].' '.$a[3];
<3> good job, evulish__
<3> my head a splode.
<4> yeah, that took a few reads
<4> i hate questions that start with 'how to'
<3> yes.
<4> because you know anything that follows will be idiotic ramblings.
<5> sup girls?
<3> HELO HOW 2 WIPE MY OWN ***
<5> you scare me sometimes rob.
<3> hahah
<5> don't make me find the duck sauce.
<6> lol
<2> evulish__ : thanks, but how to only view echo key3 key4 etc...
<3> HE JUST TOLD YOU
<3> whoa.
<3> that was harsh.
<3> disregard that
<3> so I take it you have more than just 4 keys
<0> @php $a = 'key1 key2 key3 key4 key5 key6'; $b = explode(' ', $a); unset($b[0], $b[1]); $c = implode(' ', $b); echo $c;
<7> Result: key3 key4 key5 key6
<2> ok :) is work, that i mean
<4> what?
<5> YOUR MOM!
<8> im about to ream some ***hole at the bank
<8> im debating on going up there or doing it on the phone
<8> there is less chance of jail doing it on the phone
<5> true
<5> but more pleasure if done in person
<8> but it just doesnt get the full effect
<8> no doubt
<5> and a better sense of accomplishment.
<8> pissed off tattooed freak in the bank screaming could look bad though
<5> id pay to watch that **** man
<5> you covered in tatts or just a few?
<8> both arms, stomach, bank, right hand
<8> half way covered
<5> back?
<8> back
<8> see, im pissed of right now



<8> cant even type what i want
<8> i better just call
<0> bank bank bank bank bank
<8> bbiaf =\
<8> god damn you spox
<5> probably the better idea
<8> strange, if i output my xml to the terminal, it works. if i copy that output to an xml file and open it in a browser, it works. but if i call the php file that writes the xml from the browser, it does nothing
<9> are you sending the proper content type header?
<8> it worked before, its the same
<9> are you sending a preface?
<8> http://pastebin.com/754131
<4> heh. i wonder if i could set up a cc processor, charge myself, deposit it back in my account, and get the awards from my credit card
<8> it costs you more to process the transactions
<9> shhh, follower.. let him find out on his own!
<8> hehe
<8> now, if you could find a store that would refund a credit card transaction in cash, sure
<9> especially if someone actually attempted it and tried letting it run all night long looping money through
<9> by morning, they're broke
<9> priceless
<9> so, follower, define "it does nothing"
<8> NADA
<8> no output to the browser AT ALL
<9> WRONG BITCH
<9> er
<9> well, nothing rendered perhaps
<9> but i'm sure it's being sent just the same
<9> url?
<8> http://something.phonelosers.org/wireless/map.php
<9> zomg. yeah, it's not there
<9> one moment
<8> duh, smart ***
<9> actually i was in a tourrettes (sp?) mood
<8> =P
<9> do you have display_errors on, and error_reporting set to E_ALL ?
<8> i have error_reporting
<9> make sure display_errors is on
<9> none of those headers were coming out either and the content length was 0 so i can only ***ume you have an error somewhere that's not being reported
<8> but if i run it from the shell, perfection
<9> that would imply a runtime error
<8> AH
<8> include path homo***ual ****
<8> i dont remember how i got around this last time
<8> http://something.phonelosers.org/wireless/map.php
<8> har, like that
<9> hrm.. still nothing
<8> LIES
<9> yeah, you got me
<8> thats nice, it takes longer for firefox to display it than it does to query the db and parse the xml
<10> grr
<8> damn it, now its javascript time


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