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<0> can anybody help me ?
<1> what do you need?
<2> if you ask a question, perhaps
<3> you're probably looking for #PHPsychic
<3> That's not us.
<4> anyone knows how to clean a laptop's keyboard?
<3> compressed air, perhaps
<2> pop all the keys, wipe with damp rag. let dry. use compressed air. replace keys
<0> i want to upload my data to database
<0> what i must do ?
<2> mysql?
<2> alright then
<5> I have a function, that I made, that searches the files in the current directory for the text inputted... http://pastebin.com/752917 . Perhaps, instead of doing 1 line above and below, making it take a certain number of chars before and after. Any ideas on how to make it shorter?
<4> g'bye
<6> hey!



<6> whats this mean?
<6> Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /var/www/apache2-default/personal/etd_functions.php:3) in /var/www/apache2-default/personal/process_etd.php on line 187
<3> it means you've tried to send header information (header, session, or cookie) after you've output content to the browser
<3> headers have to come before anything else
<7> how do i get a whole word except the last letter?
<3> Sean|
<6> so how would you have two header info's in a page, where one gets used within an if, other is default?
<3> at the top of the file
<3> or at least before any text is output
<3> echoed
<3> or otherwise displayed
<6> i really dont know why i am getting this error
<6> basically page 1 has few function calls that draw the page
<6> the process page goes back to the first page with a value in $error, which gets displayed IF there was an error
<6> if no error - so if it didnt go into that if-statement
<6> it has a header anyway.
<8> i need to run php files but cannot install server for security reasons
<9> by server you mean a web server, i ***ume. is it feasible to install php standalone? see the instructions on the website for details
<9> www.php.net/install
<8> thank you
<3> hey pizza_milkshake
<10> sup people.
<3> meh.
<9> hello Robdgreat, HaNtU]uU[
<3> entering uncharted territory in mysql. joins are kicking my ***.
<9> i get to meet with my manager this morning and see if he likes my design for the new hotness in protocol parser plugins
<9> Robdgreat: they're very nice once you figure them out
<9> of course, if you get them wrong on a large database, they can be a bit painful
<3> well I'm attempting to left join 4 tables, and one isn't returning any values.
<3> even though I know it has matches
<10> hey pizza.
<10> hrm, OSDC in Melbourne
<10> its kinda slow eh
<11> dunno
<12> morning
<13> sup man
<12> i think im about to smash something
<14> why for?
<12> mdb2
<14> meh
<12> thats why
<12> you know what, i just find this prepare/execute stuff silly
<12> there is no use for it
<15> Hi
<10> sup follower, ansimation
<10> mdb2?
<14> what's up man?
<10> nadda.
<10> reading up some frameworks jack
<10> and, found out open source dev conference is gonna be in melbourne
<10> gimme some :o
<12> i should put the espresso machine back up
<12> for those quad shot vietnamese coffees
<10> mm i cant afford those machines
<10> i should really get a job in a cafe and learn how to make decent coffees.
<12> i got mine like ... 5 years ago
<12> for maybe $400
<12> its still going strong
<14> well, i'm going back to bed.
<16> and come on Windows. what part of "End Task" do you not understand?



<16> finally.
<12> end task. are you sure. are you sure. are you sure
<17> follower, end task from "Task manager" with Shift button pressed will forcly killed
<12> i dont use windows
<9> Windows uses YOU.
<17> Warning: eregi(): REG_EBRACK in C:\PHP\DvCBot\modules\_maskLookup.php on line 10
<17> err... thats that ?
<17> thats really2 descriptive error message
<9> invalid pattern, invalid ] perhaps?
<17> should be `
<9> paste pattern
<17> hold on
<17> dogh... i hate live editing on running application
<17> :/ thats ban mask of `[deden][!*@*
<17> er... wait, ill try to catch the pattern
<17> PATTERN: ^_\\[deden\\]\\[!(.*)@(.*)$
<17> $regexMask='^'.str_replace(array('`','[',']','|','{','}','\\','.','?','*'), array('_','\[','\]','_','\{','\}','\\\\','\\'.'.','.','(.*)'), $mask).'$'; //$mask="`[deden][!*@*"; result:^_\\[deden\\]\\[!(.*)@(.*)$
<17> eh... i already escaping [
<18> what the hell?
<10> what the
<17> what the.... er...whats wrong actually ?
<10> why the replace
<10> :o
<17> HaNtU]uU[, loops on ban, and compare with eregi()
<10> that $regexMask gave me chills. and made me dizzy.
<17> er... suggestion please :p
<19> hello there, maybe someone knows how i can create cl*** of reg. expression to indicate words with digits also.. i tried \w* but if there is a space it won't grabs it..
<10> \S+
<19> let me try and thanks for quick reply HaNtU]uU[
<12> \w(?: |)* ?
<17> ha.... chr(92) works better than '\\'
<12> nah, nevermind
<19> why \S+ don't grabs phrases with spaces?
<12> /(\w(?: |).+)/
<12> that grabs it
<19> i'm testing, as u understand i am not hard in reg exp.
<12> perl -e 'print $1 if "345 234 4" =~ /(\w(?: |).+)/;'
<19> /(\w(?: |).+)/ works perfectly!
<19> thanks guys
<19> but it also tooks parts i don't need
<19> hmm
<19> i have this to exclude some parts.. - (?<!<td align=center>)
<12> well, where do you want it to stop
<12> after the numbers?
<19> can I add OR operator inside of this option like (?<!<td align=center>|?<!<textarea STYLE=\"word-wrap:break-word;width:100%\" rows=5 cols=45 name=q>)
<19> follower
<12> i dont get it, what do you want
<19> i'm trying to grab only keywords from here: http://stat.go.mail.ru/stats?q=game
<19> i need only the first 10 or 15 keys
<19> after setting GrabUrl and explode func. i have this:
<19> preg_match_all("/(?<!<td align=center>)(?<=>)(\w(?: |).+)(?=<\/td>)/", $RetrieveFile, $matches);
<19> but it takes some uneccessary part too.. i'm just wondering how to eliminate it..
<12> too much work for me
<19> the part i need is here: <td align=left>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href="/stats?q=games">games</td>
<19> follower maybe i have to modify reg.exp?
<19> output is always the same
<19> in this case i need to extract only word games
<19> and so on.. please can you at least guide me?
<12> /a href="\/stats\?q=(.+)">/
<12> pee time
<19> great, let me test it
<19> i think i did something wrong, i removed all previous data from preg... Look please
<19> preg_match_all("/a href=\"\/stats\?q=(.+)\">/", $RetrieveFile, $matches);
<19> it lists me all keys but in this format: a href="/stats?q=games">
<12> print_r($matches)
<12> youll see
<19> wait
<19> yes, i output it already with print_r($matches)
<19> Array ( [0] => Array ( [0] => a href="/stats?q=games"> [1] => a href="/stats?q=flash+games">
<19> and so on..
<19> should i replace a href="/stats?q= with '' or is there another way?


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