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<0> burrrrn
<1> oh yeah
<0> hmmm, it looks like pear and mdb2 are being god damn retarded
<2> pear has some half programmed ****
<2> that pissed me off
<1> crap, forgot he was in #html
<3> duh
<1> ansi, you ****
<0> im not too ****ing impressed myself
<3> i pwn you.
<0> PHP Warning: loadcl***(MDB2/Driver/pgsql.php): failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /usr/share/pear/MDB2.php on line 335
<1> careful.. those bans are manual
<0> looks like pear doesnt even install that file
<3> yea. no.
<1> ack.. thought i had 18 gigs free.. nope. was 18 megs. feh
<3> heh
<4> why would one wants xp pro to be installed on a mac
<4> :o
<5> games
<5> also, other windows only programs
<1> like notepad and freecell
<1> just can't get those for the mac ya know
<6> hi~
<5> hello
<6> remember me spox
<5> how could i forget
<7> xD
<7> hey spox
<7> got the 'php_cheat_sheet' ?
<5> no
<7> DCC o URL?
<7> image type
<8> google.com?
<7> wait, i will give you all the URL
<7> wait plz
<5> tEhups: we don't need it
<7> someone might
<7> ; )
<8> if we needed it, we'd google for it
<7> http://www.ilovejackdaniels.com/php_cheat_sheet.png
<7> : )
<7> it will be usefull to someone
<7> maybe TOPIC it ; )
<9> http://www.php.net/manual/en <- the answer book. even more useful. :)
<7> xDD
<7> yeap, i just wanted to help : )
<1> you have strpos but not substr?
<1> blah
<1> hehe
<1> honestly, i think it's a decent cheat sheet
<7> : )
<1> but it needs to be an actual web page and more interactive
<1> btw r+ does not "prepend" that i know of. it would overwrite
<7> hmm, php_cheat_sheet v2.0 by Two-Bits
<7> :)
<7> go on
<8> the epoch was the 1st january 1970
<1> that's machine dependant
<8> i didn't realize there were multiple january 1970's
<1> oh semantics!
<1> whore
<7> xD
<7> who likes defacing?
<1> it's still machine dependant
<1> i hate defacing and i hate defacers even more
<1> continue?
<7> :P
<7> xD
<8> oE
<1> every defacer i've met has been a complete and utter moron
<7> i don't ;)
<1> who's had no idea how the little program they downloaded actually works
<7> nah nah, lamos no.. real security guruh's
<1> if you want to deface, then you needn't replace any existing files
<1> if you can deface, perhaps just add a file that's otherwise completely unintrusive
<8> yeah.. security gurus deface websites.
<8> uh-huh.
<8> and the queen of england shines my shoes.
<5> well, what else do you think they would do?
<1> some ***clowns defaced the webhost we were using (it had really ****ty security. i could have defaced the **** out of it long ago) and went on to remove all default documents (not rename, remove) and their program FAILED to properly write their own
<8> deface YOUR mOm!!
<1> so lovely. i have to restore all default documents because a bunch of defacers were ****ing morons
<1> and i bet if i asked any one of them before the incident if they were ****ing morons. they'd all have said no
<8> i like the people who deface websites for a cause!!
<8> ISRAELI GOVERNmENT ****S ALALALALALALALA
<7> i do it with teen porn pages
<1> i like people who deface and then in a completely random and unrelated event get raped up the *** twice by body building black men
<1> it's such a worthless thing to do. it really is
<1> and the best part is not a single ****ing defacing i've ever seen has had anything that even remotely resembles clean html code
<1> if you're one of the very few that can actually find and code your own defaces. then ****ing learn html for the love of ****ing god
<1> 12 yr olds can code better than that ****
<5> i remember looking through the old mirrors at attrition
<5> and almost all of them were made with frontpage
<5> i mean, wtf
<8> leet haxors have not the time for html!!
<8> if i ever defaced a page, it'd be a big site, and i'd change a link or the copyright statement
<8> Google.com (c) evulish, 2006
<8> :P
<8> and it'd link to my resume.
<7> i think you 'defaced' a phpnuke ;) xDDDD only copyright or links? that's phpnuke xDD
<8> rubs me the wrong way
<8> dunno why
<7> xD
<8> STOP WITH THAT
<7> why kicking me?
<8> because of all the xD ****
<8> ****tiest smiley ever.
<7> can't you talk and defend yourself without privis?
<7> ;)
<8> defend myself?
<7> uhu
<8> why do i need to defend myself?
<7> kicking?
<8> didn't realize anyone was attacking me
<8> what?
<1> if you can deface a site, you should be able to do whatever you wish with it
<7> that's what i meant : ) thanks Two-Bits
<1> so if you can't deface while only replacing copyright without using a "phpnuke" exploit, then you're not ****ing defacer at all
<8> but all i'd want to do is replace a link or a copyright.
<1> that'd make the most sense too
<8> replacing the page with something major is retarded.
<1> it's a concept known as counting coup
<8> this could go unnoticed
<1> dates back to the indians as a test of manhood
<5> unnoticed for about 30 seconds
<8> haha
<1> it would effectively interrupt nothing. and you wouldn't have corporations bitching about thousands of dollars in lost revenue
<10> how can i check if a file trying to be uploaded via post is different from one already stored on the db?
<11> Uh, have it upload all the way and then checksum it.
<11> :P
<12> what do you call the rubber boots on the bottom of laptop?
<5> feet?
<12> i lost one and it's driving me nuts, but i dont know how to buy one
<2> they're feet
<2> go to home depot
<12> not even on ebay ... where i can buy one keyboard key
<2> they have a whole case of em next to the screws
<12> ok :)
<2> theyr'e along with the rubber corks and the grommets
<5> you buy a used keyboard that's the same as what you have and pop the key
<11> is it a keyboard key for a laptop?
<11> why not just buy a new keyboard?
<11> ffs
<11> hee
<12> i did when i busted 2 keys
<12> but now i lost one of the rubber stoppers on the bottom
<5> FEET
<12> ya that
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