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<0> max of 300 characters i think
<1> it's probably about 10 megs of ****.
<0> i discard the long ones
<1> yeah
<2> i mean the size. :o
<1> the long ones usually **** anyway
<0> and they are all checksumed so there aren't duplicates
<2> mm.
<2> hot.
<2> where did you get them from actually?
<2> are they your confessions?
<2> :P
<0> i think i have it running a query once every 5 minutes
<0> well, some random time at most 5 minutes
<0> :P
<2> holy bejeezus



<0> the logging database is growing nicely too
<2> i got extra cash :o
<0> @grep channel:#php hot ****
<3> Error: Failed to find any results matching query.
<0> hrm
<0> screw you then you stupid bot!
<2> uh things are ocming nicely
<2> i got an email from isp =\
<2> overdue upgrade.
<2> Unfortunately, due to technical or capacity limitations, the migration
<2> process was not successful.
<2> **** YOU!@$@#%@#%!$@#!@#!@#!@$%!@#$
<0> ha
<4> what the hell
<2> this ****s.
<5> hi
<2> sup jon
<5> sup dudew
<2> nadda
<2> pissed
<6> duder mang!
<2> as in angry, not drunk.
<6> im high as a 747 gone to heaven.
<5> i think i'm on the same plane ansi
<6> i can piss on the sky cause nigga i'm that high
<6> :D
<5> section 4 seat 20
<5> lol
<2> lets make Lost Season 3
<2> ;o
<5> we'll need some women for this mission
<5> and budweiser
<6> agreed
<2> I'll send the midget bitches
<5> **** midgets
<2> munchkins then
<6> where's the ****ing stuardess when you need an *** to grab.
<7> ansi, you should have gone to the strip club with me earlier
<7> lots of ***
<7> just not enough tits
<0> ancker: we'll send a steward your way in a couple minutes
<0> bah
<0> ansimation*
<7> they were lacking in the upper regions
<5> nice **** up
<5> ;
<0> stupid tab replace not knowing what i'm thinking
<6> heh
<2> you didnt shove enough cables up yours, spox
<0> I NEED MORE COFFEE
<0> and i really need to get my client finished up
<0> testing through telnet ****s donkey nuts
<8> ok, whatta ya what?1
<8> testing what spox?
<8> sounds like you might enjoy my telnote application
<0> an IM server
<8> text based protocol?
<7> no, picture based
<7> =\



<0> yeps. i have a client already, it's just not hooked together yet
<8> wanna give it a shot?
<9> Hello :)
<0> sure
<0> linucks?
<8> no, win32
<0> well, no luck then
<8> i didn't know linux had "telnet"
<0> all i have here is linux and OS X
<2> @12:44.23/p .@HaNtU]uU[> hello spox
<2> damn
<0> ?
<2> I typed that in another channel
<8> mkay. i thought you were testing from a win32 box
<0> thanks though :)
<2> I just finished reading here, and switched to other channel
<2> brain's been slow, as ****
<2> not too much, i might squirt
<2> uh
<5> Two-Bits is off his medication again
<2> you know you had too much computing when you speak like Two-Bits
<5> ;)
<2> or what jon said
<2> :P
<8> i just ****ing started drinking dag nabbit!
<8> i'm only on my second
<8> give me some time
<2> lol
<5> haha
<2> i read that as 'i just started ****ing rabbit'
<2> :o
<8> "like a"+
<8> and "i wish"
<5> clean yo gl***es
<8> hehe.. when i was in highschool. we thought it was funny to drive around with the headlights off
<2> heh
<5> i did that once
<8> some black dude yelled out "put yo lights on!"
<10> ya
<8> it was sweet
<5> on the highway
<10> we did that too
<2> everyone did that =\
<8> i'd rather do it on the highway than in the city
<2> my friend got only one light on
<8> yeah, but the way he said that was just priceless
<2> some random guy thought it was a bike and nearly bang into him
<8> my car's only got one headlight now. wrecked yesterday :(
<5> put yo lights on!
<10> boo
<5> i'll pee on yo gas tank!
<5> what'd you wreck on
<2> Two-Bits: ****s.
<8> i *** rammed a ford pickup
<5> you and your *** ramming
<5> i told you to cut down
<8> apparently, and i did not know this, but my car seems to be made of tin foil
<2> yeah its gotten boring
<5> most are these days
<8> hood's folded in 2, radiator's bent. front frame is pinning some hoses to the engine block
<8> barely a dent on the pickup
<5> you have a? chevrolet sedan.. what is it.. i forget.. not an impala but a .....
<8> and i dont know if this is a plus or not, but my air bag did not deploy
<5> mini impala
<8> malibu
<8> good memory though
<5> did you hit in a V shape
<5> malibu
<5> right
<5> the airbigs deploy in the V


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