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<0> would be nice
<1> thats cool
<0> i can't tell how wide it is, though
<2> "You need to be able to show that you make approximately 40 times the rent or more"
<2> jesus
<1> ya, the multiplier ****s
<1> hah
<0> that's not much
<0> hrm
<0> i guess for $1250 it is
<2> yeah
<3> http://www.wimp.com/wetback/
<4> eh spicks go for les than $1250
<5> spox: do you suppose a photograph of your counterfeit money machine would suffice?
<2> i would hope so
<6> i've done that



<7> Tb, hola
<7> !php echo strtotime("sunday this week 12:00am")
<7> goddamnitt
<3> !php echo strtotime("sunday this week 12:00am")
<3> @php echo strtotime("sunday this week 12:00am")
<8> Result: 1149404400
<2> and the rain is back
<9> its been raining here for 4 days
<10> its raining here now too.
<10> www.ansimation.net/tmp/invisible.gif
<10> how's it look?
<2> ha
<10> no dice?
<2> it's not bad
<10> good. cause it's my contest entry. :)
<9> omg you can see up his shorts
<11> sup human
<11> it's quiet today eh
<10> lol follower
<11> sup ansi
<10> not much man. hangin out messin around in photoshop.
<10> you?
<0> hrm
<0> you know what's baffling
<0> how the myspace top 16 hack works
<12> heh
<10> how midgets can have a bigger ween0r than you?
<10> oh
<12> someone say myspace hacks?
<0> yeah
<11> nadda, finished my semester. waiting for the exams :P
<11> myspace hacks? where
<10> true that
<11> :o not that i even have myspace
<12> used to be simple to hack it
<12> via flash, use getURL and you can extract the cookies via javascript and send it to some cgi
<12> but they put the allowscriptaccess = never on it
<0> yeah, that's how i can't figure out how this one works
<0> man, i wish i didn't have to watch those smoking commercials
<0> yeah, no ****. i don't smoke and don't plan on it. QUIT mAKING mE WATCH
<9> still drunk
<9> woooo
<11> hah
<11> smoke
<11> hah
<11> there's this video on youtube where an old man is argueing with a teenager on the bus
<11> hongkong ish
<10> ok..
<11> give me some benjamins, ansi.
<13> HA!
<11> OHOLYSHIZNITZKABOOMZA, hi Rob
<10> yea, my broke ***.
<11> i'll fix that broken ***.
<3> :<
<3> ew
<3> ghey
<11> you're not to speak, zen.
<13> did you just say OHOLYSHIZNITZKABOOMZA ?
<10> yea. that's kinda scary man.
<11> Robdgreat: yes I did!



<13> that, too, is kinda scary.
<10> hola roberto
<14> Ok, i have this in my code .. .mysql_real_escape_string($field). why is it once again making words like I'm, I\'m ?
<11> yeah i reckon so.
<11> Jstr: because thats what it does?
<11> :o
<13> yeah that's its purpose.
<14> Not good enough.
<2> wtf do you mean, not good enough?
<2> it does what it's supposed to
<2> and that's not good enough?
<11> @php echo mysql_real_escape_string("Jstr's a gayatrd")
<10> because it has to escape it before it can store it into the db.
<10> otherwise it'll **** **** up
<8> PHP Fatal error: Call to undefined function mysql_real_escape_string()
<11> WAKE THE **** UP MOD_spox
<13> if it didn't do that, the first ' in the string would terminate it and **** up your entire query
<11> bah
<10> use stripslashes after you pull it to remove them.
<11> hrm, I have a ***hole friend called zen :o
<3> I will **** your mother.
<10> @php echo addslashes("jstr's a douche bag");
<8> Result: jstr\'s a douche bag
<3> heh
<11> Why did that make me laugh, Zenethian? :P
<3> Cuz it was supposed to be funny?
<11> Yeah I think so too.
<3> imagine that
<11> Now I know 2 ***holes called zen
<11> \o/
<11> I need to build up my ***holes-called-zen network.
<2> @confess filter zen
<8> I wish I was the girl everybody liked and wanted to be friends with. I feel like there's so much wrong with me. I check my ex-boyfriend's AIM profile dozens of times a day, just to see what he's doing. I hope his new girlfriend is ugly and fat. And has herpes.
<3> it usually catches frozen, dozen or brazen
<2> boooo
<11> d'oh.
<11> haha
<11> @confess filter frozen
<8> i once used to eat frozen profritter rolls then my grandma argued with the store and they gave her a free box i never told ^^
<3> profritter?
<11> What are those/
<3> no idea
<2> @confess filter [ ]zen[ ]
<8> i just came back from a two week long zen retreat. i'm very 'open' and in touch with my feelings. i feel i want to smash my ex g/f's new b/f's face in with my forehead till it is unrecognizable. then wipe his blood from my face and feel good.
<3> most be british ****
<3> haha
<3> Yeah, open and in touch with your feelings dude.
<11> lol
<3> Too bad you're not sensitive
<2> lol
<3> haha
<11> hahaha
<2> @confess count
<8> Current number of confessions stored: 171709
<11> holy ****.
<2> goin strong!
<3> @confess purge
<3> :D
<2> lol
<3> @confess count
<11> send those crap the services, continously.
<11> :o
<3> bah
<3> hehehe
<8> Current number of confessions stored: 171709
<3> nice
<3> someday I may ask for a dump of that database if you wouldn't mind
<3> but not right now.
<2> lol
<2> sure
<11> Someday too.
<11> How big are them?
<11> **** my fingers are freezing =\
<2> max of 300 characters i think


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