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<0> they probably aren't displayed
<1> its gunna be hard to get em then
<2> yes, it is. it might me impossible. i just wanted to check here, in case somebody know something..
<1> so how the hell do you read the emails?
<3> heh
<1> tyler: do you see something wrong here also?
<1> damn, out of coffee
<3> i see dead people
<1> Zuprem: come on man, say somethign
<1> otherwise im going to make more coffee and smoke a cigarette
<1> this guy downstairs must be deaf
<1> he keeps his tv turned up all day and night
<1> so i started throwing my cigarette butts on his door step
<3> i have a unix timestamp, how do i convert that into a readable date/time?
<1> date()
<3> thought so
<1> Sun, 02 Jul 2006 11:35:00 -0500
<1> php -r 'echo date("r", time());'
<1> or whatever format you want to use
<3> sweetness
<1> pretty simple
<4> how can i have php phase my iframe to mod all the http links to load in the frame?
<1> huh?
<1> you want all of your links to load into the iframe?
<5> you can use html for that?
<5> <base target="framename">
<1> use target
<5> or something
<4> how do i name my frame (lol)
<3> hi jon
<5> sup tyuler
<1> StRaNdEdWiThYoU: htmlgoodies.com
<1> read
<1> btw: i hate math
<5> but you can be sure that math hates you just as equally
<4> i tried the <base...... it didn't work it still redirected outta the frame
<1> jon: i know this
<1> StRaNdEdWiThYoU: read some of the tutorials on frames
<1> they are well spoken
<1> im trying to figure out how to cluster data based on a z index
<5> i'm trying to figure out how many beers it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop
<1> 7
<1> lets see hwo the guy downstairs likes some green jello
<5> how much $ do you want to place on 7
<1> $0
<5> maybe he died, dude..
<1> nah, hes not dead
<5> maybe you should kill him
<1> if i go down there, it will be with a 3 foor breakover bar in my hand
<1> cause hes a big guy
<5> ouch
<1> im still dumb enough to do it though
<5> right on
<5> have someone video tape
<5> he probably is deaf... and he'll be all "WHAT?" and you think he's getting fresh.. so you hit him over the head... it'll be great
<1> even if he is deaf, he can still feel the b*** from green jello ;)
<1> \m/
<5> what kind of music
<1> youve never heard green jello?
<1> o_0
<5> newp
<1> go download some
<5> that takes effort
<0> download green jello?
<0> i like orange jello
<1> green jello was a band, maybe early 90s
<1> jello got pissed, they had to change to green jelly
<5> what kind of music?
<1> rock
<1> kind of
<1> they did a cover of the three little pigs
<6> little pig little pig let me in
<5> send me a good hit
<6> hahaha
<1> haha
<1> yeaaaaah
<5> senbd me that one?
<5> i think i've heard that before
<1> dcc doesnt work
<1> cause im too lazy to setup the firewall on this router
<5> right on
<5> i just dmz
<5> :D
<7> i'm good now
<1> i doubt that
<7> had to go and do some community service
<7> dunno why though, imma prolly be goin in for a while tomorrow because of last month.
<7> well, my headache and **** is gone now.
<3> has anyone (in here) ever wrote a script to do a whois on an IP, find out who owns it, and emails it?
<3> heh, im lazy and I need to find a way to automate this.
<1> http://ws.arin.net/cgi-bin/whois.pl
<1> write something to query that, shouldnt take long at all
<3> yeah, i can get that far.. I just dont know how to tell it, if there's a @ in the variable, to grab the entire variable
<3> actually
<3> maybe
<0> do you HAVE to use php for it?
<3> what else would I use?
<0> i'd just make a shell script
<3> dont know any shell lang's, so yes, i guess php :>
<3> i think i can get it to work...
<5> YOU can DO IT!
<3> stfu
<5> YOU can DO IT!
<3> diaf
<5> que?
<3> die in a fire
<3> lol
<5> jeez, tyler. i wouldn't wish that upon anyone. what an ***hole.
<5> :)
<3> lol
<3> wanna write me this script?
<3> thanks jon
<3> your awesome
<5> $10,000/hr
<5> 3 hour min.
<3> i'll **** your ****
<3> 'err, nm
<3> wrong channel
<5> hahrharhahrharhiriahraihr
<3> :<
<5> #gays-r-us is what you ment?
<3> dear jon
<3> how do i loop through an array
<3> :>
<5> for each?
<3> MAYBE
<5> while or some ****
<1> foreach ($array as $dumb***) { }
<1> for ($dumb*** = 0; $dumb*** < count($stupidbastard); $dumb***++) { }
<3> heeharrrrrrrrrrrr
<1> make sense?
<5> jno
<5> i like when i hit extra letters
<5> tyler isafag
<5> oops
<8> im goin campin .. and you guys cant come nyah nyah
<1> now the people next door want to play their music loud
<1> they must suffer the techmaster peb and dj magic mike
<5> hmm
<1> they are lucky i dont have the orions anymore
<1> i think they got the idea though
<5> lol
<5> what do you have
<1> just my yamaha set
<1> no car audio this time =P
<1> i used to have a 15" 2000w orion that had a 97spl effeciency
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