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<0> @confess filter syntax
<1> [131548] i wish i have a girlfriend _____ The reason you don't have a girlfriend may be due to your ignorance of the syntax of the English language. You should wish you 'had' a girlfriend. Moron.
<2> can we call ***osiative array to and array created by mysql_fetch_array ?
<0> TigerOSx, huh?
<3> what?
<0> $arr = array("something" => mysql_fetch_array($rs)); ?
<3> mysql_fetch_array can make ***ociative arrays, numerical arrays, or both
<0> yes, but there is also mysql_fetch_***oc
<2> when u exec a query , and u fetch the resulta , u can just do a loop to show all the results right ?
<3> right
<0> sure
<2> like while($row=mysql_fetch_array($query)) { echo " $row['colum']"; }
<3> yes
<4> TigerOSx, use mysql_fetch_***oc
<2> is there any way to parse an xml to get a similar way to extract the info ?
<2> Azhi_Dahaka : my point is about xml



<3> SimpleXml in php5 is similar
<2> but i dont understand OOP statements :(
<3> time to learn!
<2> =O
<4> @confess filter strap-on
<1> [87235] I want She-Hulk to bang me in the *** with a strap-on. A big green one. Or even Green Lantern could do it, I'm not too picky
<3> there's also php's DOm functions
<2> using the simplexml example i can echo movie->plot , but if i try to echo more things the script stops workin
<2> i also would like to do a loop to show all the values extracted from the simplexml , if its possible :O
<4> @confess filter strap-on
<1> [65983] i wanna **** my girl with a strap-on but she says when i'm with a girl i wanna **** a girl, well come on, i'm so horny Sometimes i think about other people like this really hot chick in my neighborhood damn, my girlfriend might never find out
<5> TigerOSx: xml::unserializer
<2> follower :creates a value from a stored representation ?
<5> it makes an array data structure from xml
<2> like a row structure ? (colums name and stuff ) ??
<5> like go check it out
<2> what should i try ? unserialize(simple_xml_load($xmlfile))
<5> huh?
<5> you should try reading the docs before you use it
<5> thats what you should try
<4> @confess filter strap-on
<1> [47514] i want to **** my boyfriend up the *** with a strap-on.
<4> @confess filter mom
<1> [74255] I purged again under stress, and I lied to my mom about it. I can't talk with my boyfriend about it because his mom died as a result of it. And he constantly questions me about eating. I told him that I purged a couple of weeks ago and he had nothing to say.
<2> im working on it , but english is not my main language and i cant stand everything they sai
<2> say**
<5> http://www.sitepoint.com/article/xml-php-pear-xml_serializer
<5> you seem to be speaking it alright
<4> @confess filter mom
<1> [80616] When I was little I used to bite myself and start crying, then go show my mom the bite marks and tell her my older sister did it just to get her in trouble.
<3> TigerOSx: the php manual is in a bunch of different languages
<5> @confess filter bitch
<1> [100816] i stole a scarf from gap. I know karmas gonna be a bitch.
<4> @confess filter mom bitch
<1> [9118] when my aunt found out i was gay, she told me about how her brother paul (my uncle) ran away because my grandfather always har***ed him for it. now, when my mom bitches to me about how she's always wanted grandchildren, i think i want to do the same thing. just dissappear.
<5> evulish_: xml::unserializer is from pear
<3> oh
<5> @confess filter cunt
<1> [48814] when i visit london, i cannot help my dirty ****ing self from ****ing pre op tran ***uals. i am happly married, but ****ing these cheap, ****ed up cunts really makes me feel dirty and ****ed up too, love it
<5> ummmm
<4> @confess filter mom bitch
<1> [9118] when my aunt found out i was gay, she told me about how her brother paul (my uncle) ran away because my grandfather always har***ed him for it. now, when my mom bitches to me about how she's always wanted grandchildren, i think i want to do the same thing. just dissappear.
<5> @confess filter faggot
<1> [90787] I hate faggots, they're so gay.
<5> hehehehe
<6> homo***uals are gay!
<4> RLY?????
<5> YA RLY
<4> OMG!
<4> @confess filter migraine
<1> [95239] when i'm bored i take vicodin. i tell myself i do it for my migraines or for back pain. but really i do it just for fun and a bit of an escape. i hope someday i'm not one of those lame desperate housewife women who cry on dr. phil. oh well.
<2> follower : i dont understand the output Array ( [0] => First [1] => Second [2] => Third )
<4> @confess filter soccer
<1> [51049] When I was a junior in high school I farted and **** my pants. Luckily I had my sliding shorts in my soccer bag so I just threw my old underwear in the toilet and changed into them. No one knew but the feeling of poop squishing in my underwear was awful.
<4> @confess filter soccer
<1> [69691] i have an obsession: food. yes, i said it, food. I'm not a 300 lb. obese cow, im a cross country runner, cheerleader, and a soccer player. But i would like to keep my addiction under control. AHHH! So frustrating! Ok, confession done...
<4> @confess 69691--
<4> @confess filter soccer
<1> [15205] I'm too polite! I say thank you at least 3 times when someone does something nice to me, and 'sorry' too often when I make a mistake, even when playing soccer.
<4> @confess filter soccer
<1> [51049] When I was a junior in high school I farted and **** my pants. Luckily I had my sliding shorts in my soccer bag so I just threw my old underwear in the toilet and changed into them. No one knew but the feeling of poop squishing in my underwear was awful.



<4> @confess filter soccer
<1> [92516] sometimes, when i'm on the bus or the subway, or in cl***, i look around at all the women in the room and rank them in order of who i'd like to have *** with. i include all of them, even soccer moms. And old ladies, but they usually come last. usually.
<4> @confess filter migraine
<1> [95239] when i'm bored i take vicodin. i tell myself i do it for my migraines or for back pain. but really i do it just for fun and a bit of an escape. i hope someday i'm not one of those lame desperate housewife women who cry on dr. phil. oh well.
<4> @confess filter migraine
<1> [152058] i have a horrid migraine and ****in muscle and joint pain all over my stupid body... I wish I could disappear and die. when I feel like this .. I am mom and love my kid ...I can't do that..fuk....
<7> I have a horrid addiction, too: air.
<7> I just can't get enough of it.
<6> he's a "heavy user"
<7> Yes.
<7> Constantly.
<7> I've tried to quit, but the withdrawals are swift and sure.
<6> yeah **** that
<6> you start to feel faint and out of breath
<8> you need the flatulent patch
<3> god. i've been cleaning my room for like 2 hours and it doesn't look any different at all.
<5> i get to move this week
<5> no point in cleaning
<5> i do need to buy a wall mount for my tv though
<5> but im not sure if its gunna fit where i want it
<7> Hooray Beer
<5> yup
<5> im drinking some now
<5> whos up for some thinking
<9> http://b***hunter.m0o.eu/anna/index_en.php
<10> can you have php listen to a pipe and act if someone sends something to the pipe?
<11> seems like you should be able to but i don't quite know how
<11> yes
<11> fopen('php://stdin', 'r');
<10> nice
<11> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgYh27WtEJA
<12> heya
<13> rawr
<13> sup ans
<13> gday evul
<14> hi, i had install apache, php and mysql in my windows xp pro
<14> my problem is i cannot enable the extesnion of the mysql and mysqli in my php.ini, when i see the phpinfo() I didnt' see any mysql and mysqli
<14> can someone tell me how to do it ?
<14> hello, anybody here ??
<14> <?php
<14> $link = mysql_connect('localhost', 'root', 'root');
<14> if (!$link) {
<14> die('Could not connect: ' . mysql_error());
<14> }
<14> echo 'Connected successfully';
<14> mysql_close($link);
<14> ?>
<14> i get this error
<14> Fatal error: Call to undefined function mysql_connect() in C:\Apache2\htdocs\info.php on line 5
<14> can someone tell me why ?
<15> hello
<15> can anyone explain me what try { } does?
<13> go read about exceptions in php
<13> http://www.php.net/exceptions
<15> thanks HaNtU]uU[! I couldn't locate it in the online manual. Thanks a lot
<16> i so feel like ****...
<16> drank way too much last night
<5> mornin
<17> morning
<9> morgin
<13> yo
<18> is it possible to use a php script to import the emails of the friends i have in hi5?
<5> what is hi5?
<5> ansi, how you feelin
<18> hi5.com. it is a very popular community website.
<5> i dont see why it wouldnt be possible
<5> write an api for it
<18> well, i was hoping i could talk to somebody who knows both programming and hi5. i cannot see the emails and thought maybe there was a sideway to them..
<11> heh. hi5 = huge myspace ripoff
<11> only if you have access to their database
<5> why can you not see the emails?
<5> i dont get it
<11> they probably aren't displayed


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