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<0> why must they be so ****ing loud
<1> Hello , who has a webhost running with the php_mssql extension ?
<2> perrohunter: google?
<1> I need it right now , just 2 mb host, for 1 day
<2> why?
<1> emergency
<2> elaborate
<2> don't message me
<1> ..
<2> what?
<1> I need to host a script , we are havin elections in my country tomorrow and i need a script running on a server with mssql extension enabled , cuz mine doesnt has it
<1> a host would delay 12 hrs wich ones i dont have
<2> what's your script have to do with elections?
<1> alot , while ppl is voting , other peepz are going to be feeding a databse with results
<2> and you didn't think to do this in advance?
<1> I did, but the j@%&455 who was in charge of this quitted just today , he meant to fail
<1> and i need to do all the work he didnt did for 2 months in 1 night
<2> well, i only have access to mysql, pgsql, and oracle server.
<2> i doubt many people in here are mssql users
<0> pg > *
<3> why cant variables start with numbers
<3> that is stupid
<3> lol
<0> cause they said so =\
<1> thx evulish if u know of a place plz telll me
<4> Buenas
<4> @confess
<5> [187332] i'm so happy. tomorrow is my anniversary and i got my boyfriend a sweeeeeet present. and i'm going to tell him i love him. because i do. a lot.
<0> @confess 187332--
<4> @confess
<5> [13402] I love you more than anything josh. I pretend not to care, and say I dont but god do I love you. You're so much more intelligent than me, a better person than I ever will be and I love you so. Why cant I be with you...?
<2> @confess 13402--
<0> @confess
<5> [144467] when i wash myself or even just look at myself, i turn myself on. the worst part is im a 63 year old male
<0> @confess 144467--
<0> @confess
<5> [168166] I am in love with 27% of all people on Earth.
<0> wtf, its all crappy ones
<0> @confess
<5> [137986] my girlfriend only has *** with me once every two weeks or so. At night I feel her masterbating next to me...
<4> LOL
<0> lmfao
<0> @confess 137986++
<4> @confess
<5> [207897] A male friend of mine confided in me tonight that he feels attracted to men. If his father ever found out, he would disown him, and the people in the town he lives in would rip him apart if they ever found out. I hope he is ok.
<2> HAHA FAG
<4> @confess
<5> [189119] once in school we were having a book-throwing fight in the library but by accident i threw a copy of the bible and it tore apart.......i feel really guilty......please dont condemn me to hell!!!!
<4> @confess 189119--
<4> lame
<0> earlier, i was flipping tins around in the bar trying to catch them in one another
<0> and i threw one into the ceiling fan
<0> not aware that people were walking around out there
<0> oops
<0> it flew half way across the bar
<4> did it hit a hot chick?
<0> i wish
<4> @confess
<5> [124797] i cry myself to sleep every single night.
<0> @confess filter hamburger
<5> [180114] I work at a fast food joint. More than once I've taken a hamburger bun into the bathroom and wiped my *** with it, then used it on some poor, unsuspecting ****'s burger. I enjoy this. Sorry out there.
<4> hmm
<0> @confess filter coffee
<5> [175975] i work in the food-service industry. i wore a band-aid to work and, two hours into my shift, noticed that it was missing. i have no idea where it ended up. i hope it wasn't in someone's coffee.
<0> @confess filter pee hole
<5> [66342] I soldered my pee hole shut with a math and plastic... It hurt a lot, but I let flow the beast, and I couldn't pee. Finally the plastic broke, and I had blisters on either side for weeks.
<4> hmm
<0> lmao
<4> @confess filter scrap
<5> [171960] when i was 8 i swallowed a quarter and my mom had to dig through my crap for a month till it was found. till this day i laugh just thinking about my mom scraping through my crap.
<0> @confess filter pee hole
<5> [7426] i have a male roommate who is a closet homo. I was cleaning my laundry and i caught him putting a greased thermometer in his pee hole. I was shocked to hear someone else in the room with him. it was horrible. he was screaming and the other guy kept making him put it in further. then he died
<0> @confess filter pee hole
<5> [7426] i have a male roommate who is a closet homo. I was cleaning my laundry and i caught him putting a greased thermometer in his pee hole. I was shocked to hear someone else in the room with him. it was horrible. he was screaming and the other guy kept making him put it in further. then he died
<0> @confess filter pee hole
<5> [7426] i have a male roommate who is a closet homo. I was cleaning my laundry and i caught him putting a greased thermometer in his pee hole. I was shocked to hear someone else in the room with him. it was horrible. he was screaming and the other guy kept making him put it in further. then he died
<0> bah
<0> **** the pee hole stories
<0> @confess filter black woman
<5> [40371] I went home with and ****ed a black woman last night. The ***** was good, but her ***** hair was like steel wool.
<0> -_0
<4> LOL
<0> @confess filter black woman
<5> [64626] i am a white woman. sometimes i lock myself in the bathroom and cake on dark brown make up all over my body and pretend i am a black woman. i get so horny that i end up ****ing myself with a huge black dildo in my fake ebony *****. god that is so hot.
<0> eh
<0> @confess filter puppy
<5> [173934] i enjoy cuddling with my puppy more than i like spending time with my boyfriend.
<0> @confess filter puppy
<5> [85543] I haven't told anyone this before, and I don't think I ever will. When my cat got old and obese, I killed her because I was promised a new pet after she died. She was so sick anyway, it is so hard to take care of old animals. I'm sorry though... My puppy wasn't worth it.
<0> wow
<4> elmira
<4> @confess filter scrap
<5> [98386] When I was a little kid I didn't know you had to clean under the foreskin. Consequently it got infected and I had to go to the doctor to get all the cheesy build-up scraped off. Parents, please inform your uncircumcized sons of proper hygeine.
<2> elmira?
<4> Tiny Toons?
<2> what the heck are you talking about?
<4> Remember the girl obsessed with pets on tiny toons
<2> no?
<2> oh, yes
<4> @confess filter rooster
<5> [149028] as a prank- i let 35 roosters loose in my school, then blamed it on another person who got expelled and she ran away
<4> @confess filter rooster
<5> [149028] as a prank- i let 35 roosters loose in my school, then blamed it on another person who got expelled and she ran away
<4> @confess filter lamb
<5> [153296] I like to kill ants. SOmetimes I pour gasline or other flamble chemicals on lots of them and light them on fire and watch them run around and die. One time I had a wet dream in which I was having *** with a giant ant. She was pretty hot. I still like to kill them though...
<4> @confess filter lamb
<5> [159910] Damn I am so tired I feel like a lamb who has been in the same barn for 96 years
<4> @confess filter lamb
<5> [18032] I sacrificed a lamb to satan, because theres this girl who attends satanic rituals that i am trying to ****. The thing is, i kind of liked the lamb it was sweet.
<4> @confess filter lamb
<5> [80821] I have a soft spot for emo boys. I think its because they look so feminine. Sometimes i just want to bend them over and give them a good seeing in order to teach them a lesson (while yanking their cilla black hair) for being such a flamboyant fruit.
<4> @confess filter lamb
<5> [52022] my miniature schnauzer's breath stinks but he's just a cute little grandpa lamb i still love him =)
<4> no nice lamb confessions?
<6> @confess filter bong
<5> [113085] i just filled a tampon with bong water and ****ed on it. **** yeah.
<6> that's ****in horrible
<4> it depends...
<6> haha
<6> sick ****
<4> used or new tampon...
<6> @confess filter nug
<5> [130298] i just had a playfight with my bro. he hits the gym 6 times a week and is buff as all hell. i am 19 and born a nugget and just whooped his ***! and he feels like a little bitch now! haha ahhh the satisfaction of bashing ya big brother.. 24 yr old to a 19 yr old. woo
<6> err
<2> @confess filter tampon
<5> [78657] I'm a guy and I really REALLY like to take it up the arse. I do it a lot!!! I'm scared that one day it won't close up and I'll have to stuff tampons up there to stop it from leaking. That would be bad.
<2> @confess filter tampon
<5> [127553] Whenever I have my period, I use tolit paper and not tampons or pads. It saves me money and makes me feel more "secure". I've done this since the day I start my period at age 13. Am I weird?
<6> heh, that would be bad
<6> eww
<6> stinky
<7> @confess filter AARRGGHHH
<5> [187813] This guy just invited me into his dorm room and I didn't go!! AAARRGGHHH I am so mad at myself. What if he thinks I don't like him now? Man...and he's really hot, too. I completely missed my chance. ****.
<7> lol
<4> hehe
<7> @confess filter golden shower
<5> [51807] i had a dream monday night and you were it. you walked in on me giving someone a golden shower. thing is ive never given anyone a golden shower before. i liked it but i dont know why. was it you watching me that i liked or was it the act of giving someone a golden shower? i dont know.
<4> @confess filter strap-on
<5> [21065] I just ****ed my boyfriends sister 3 times and im about to **** his mom, this strap-on is like heaven
<6> right
<6> ok back to work
<7> @confess filter sister
<5> [93962] While I was with my Ex I always told her I loved her, even though the whole time I wanted to **** her 17 year old sister because she had way bigger tits.
<6> @confes filter syntax
<4> @confess 21065 --
<7> @confess filter little sister
<5> [166065] when i was little i microwaved my little sister's barbie and ken dolls and loved every minute of it
<7> lol
<6> @confess filter syntax
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