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<0> is there a way to contact a MS SQL server without using the mssql functions ?
<1> php.net/odbc
<2> jesus man, why does everyone want free hosting, with free db support, and free everything else
<3> because they're america-hating commies
<2> bastards =\
<2> screw them anyways
<2> im taking out the 18 yr old again
<2> \m/
<4> ?
<2> thats right, the 18 yr old
<4> oh, i didn't see that the first time you typed it...
<0> How would you execute a file full of querys just like phpmyadmin does ?
<2> in php?
<0> yep :)
<0> i tryed posting on an areatext and then using mysql_query()
<0> to run what camed from the post



<2> parse the lines, query them
<0> hmm
<0> u mean like cut every line into a value inside and array ? how can i do that ?
<2> learn php
<0> lol
<0> could strip() could do the thing ??
<2> strip() ?
<2> wtf is strip() ?
<0> @strip
<2> what the **** is @strip?
<0> woops wrong function , i mean split()
<0> @spit
<0> @spit()
<0> rawk
<2> i dont know wtf you are talking about
<3> today is a good day.
<3> i bought $200 worth of clothes for mexico and got my p***port
<2> whats in mexico?
<2> besides tranny hookers
<3> cozumel
<3> and i can get tranny hookers right here
<2> hook it up =\
<5> new line syntax in echo statement is \n
<5> What about tab?
<3> \t
<5> Thank you, Evulish.
<6> hi all, where is the session id saved on the client side ?
<5> Trying to clean up my HTML output to troubleshoot a CSS problem.
<3> Da_Ch0sen: sessions are cookies, generally
<3> it can also be p***ed in the url
<6> evulish_> what if it wasn't p***ed in url.
<6> and not even in a cookie
<6> simply
<6> start_session();
<3> uh
<6> $HTTP_SESSION_VARS['$boo'];
<3> start_session() either p***es it in a url or stores it in a cookie.
<3> and for the love of god, use $_SESSION not $HTTP_SESSION_VARS
<6> i don't know whats the difference in between , but what would be the name of the cookie ? its not set as argument
<3> i don't know. why does it matter?
<6> evulish_> i am just trying to understand it better
<3> http://us2.php.net/manual/en/ref.session.php
<6> thx
<5> Is there a shorthand for multiple tabs, newlines, or special characters?
<5> Like \t(5) or some such?
<3> \t\t\t\t\t
<3> or like str_repeat()
<5> t'was looking for brevity.
<5> Ah, well. :-p
<5> Thank you anyway.
<3> function a($a,$b) { return str_repeat($a,$b); }
<3> :P
<5> !
<5> That is *so* brief!
<5> And the repeated use will almost certainly make up for the overhead.
<7> i think i'm loosing my mind.
<3> times like this i wish i had a car.
<7> i cant figure out how get the time 45 minutes earlier from php.net/time
<3> i have to haul a giant bag of clothes to good will tomorrow
<2> tyler: you should be able to use time() and date() together
<8> @php echo date("F d Y", time());



<9> Result: July 01 2006
<2> time() - (45 * 60);
<2> or that
<7> whats the * 60?
<2> seconds
<7> ah
<7> that'll work, sweet
<2> cause you know, its in seconds
<7> lol
<8> @php echo date("g:i:sA",time() - (45 * 60));
<9> Result: 4:32:02PM
<2> was i right?
<8> yessah
<8> -45 minutes
<2> w3rd
<2> spox needs to add me to mod_spox
<2> so i dont have to do all of this vagina cli stuff
<8> you can use wigga, but i dont have hm turned on in here
<7> -su-2.05b# php test.php
<7> 5:34:08PM
<7> -su-2.05b# date
<7> Sat Jul 1 17:19:14 MST 2006
<7> uh.
<7> that seems off
<7> echo date("g:i:sA",time() - (45 * 60));
<8> 5:19?
<7> its 5:19, and that echo statement gets 5:34
<8> pacific time
<7> oh
<8> yea, according to mod_spox's time setting
<7> well
<7> mine shouldnt be
<8> @php echo date("g:i:sA",time());
<9> Result: 5:19:58PM
<8> @php echo date("g:i:sA",time() - (45 * 60));
<9> Result: 4:35:11PM
<7> wtf
<7> lol
<2> thats right
<8> it is
<7> woah, thats weird..
<7> 6:21:21PM
<7> it thinks its 6:21 even though my clock says 5:21
<8> heh
<2> your php is dumb!
<7> no kidding
<7> wtf is up with that
<8> well, some guy doing community service said his buddy failed his piss test and got 9 months county. server 4.5
<8> so yea
<8> served*
<8> i wonder if i have a blue shirt to match my new kicks
<8> :>
<7> has anyone ever had time issues with php? its like php is in a different time zone then my server
<8> check your config
<8> i think there's a time zone setting in there if i remember correctly
<7> hmm, all my servers do it.. lol
<3> i've never had problems
<2> Parse error: syntax error, unexpected $end, expecting ',' or ';' in Command line code on line 1
<2> o_0
<2> Sat, 01 Jul 2006 19:26:32 -0500
<2> php -r 'echo date("r",time());'
<7> that fixed it..
<7> i had to add the timezone in php.ini
<7> i dont want to, thats stupid
<7> i've never had this problem before
<7> hmm.
<2> you have now!
<7> indeed.
<2> kids
<2> why must they be so ****ing loud


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