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<0> ok found the solution
<0> global keyword
<1> B|ackBox: sup brotha?
<0> hey
<2> function foo($bar) { echo $bar; } $a="adf"; foo($a); ?
<2> or do you mean like a global?
<0> Slide-O-Mix: making result pages for my university
<0> they are going to change for the first time since last 8 years
<3> my *** feels really dirty for some reason
<2> evulish: douche?
<4> I can hear the commercials now: "Uncle Bob's Backdoor Douche. Available at Walgreens, CVS, and Long's Drugs"
<1> @confess filter douche
<5> [275063] I can't stand loud, obnoxious, self-important people. But what bothers me is that I really can't stand it if they're black. Actually, I can't stand it if they're white either. But black douches are for some reason more irritating than white douches. OMG I'm an evil racist.
<1> @confess filter douche
<5> [158233] I like this girl, and i'd like it if she liked me back, but if I knew she did, i'd end up acting like a douche in front of her; afraid to say something stupid, and not having any fun with it. I just want someone to talk to freely, someone nice, pretty, funny, and hot.
<6> @confess filter Paraguay
<5> No confessions matched given filter.
<3> i haven't done **** today
<7> yea, i hear ya...
<7> wtf is create_vibe
<7> blah ****it
<4> I've gotten quite a bit done so far... just that time is ticking too slow
<7> i don't even know what to do :|
<7> i should be doing something to my site, but not sure what since i cannot get GD to work
<7> i don't feel like trying to think of some layouts, and php is pissing me off again
<3> are you restarting apache after uncommenting the mod?
<7> of course
<8> crapache
<8> REAL MEN RUN NETSCAPE HTTPD
<8> ON WINDOWS NT SERVER BOXES
<4> GO 1997
<8> :D
<9> netscape ?!!??!!
<9> that still exists?
<10> bah
<10> google changed their results page again
<10> :(
<8> stop raping them then
<9> no more sponsored link?
<8> Its too bad the Google API ****ed big hairy twinky balls
<10> tell them to turn their api back on
<8> and yeah netscape does exist, sadly.
<8> spox: even still it ****ed.
<8> maybe they turned it off
<10> better than scraping
<8> to bring a new one up soon
<8> like they do
<10> the new one is ajax based
<8> yay
<10> which is just retarded
<8> then fake an AJAX request
<10> yeah
<8> there isn't a fallback?
<9> how do you know its ajax
<8> It activates the very large AJAXENABLED indicator on his web browser.
<10> because it's what they closed down their old one in favor of
<10> in december
<2> i can learn how to deliver high performance ajax/xml applications in online 5 minutes?!?!?
<2> 2 good!!!!!!
<8> gayjax
<9> tdef?
<9> ajax aint bad
<8> He's kidding
<8> AJAX aint good either.
<8> its a pain in the ***
<2> heh
<8> Most of the time it's used inappropriately
<10> the urbandictionary plugin uses soap now
<9> well.. pain in the *** to develop
<10> it's actually pretty snappy
<8> spox: Now that's nice
<8> I'm not a big fan of SOAP
<10> @udefine holy crap
<8> but I'm glad they used something decent
<9> never used soap
<5> Definition for holy crap:
<5> A once-common exclaimation popularized by Strong Bad, the EMail answerer of homestarrunner.com
<5> Example usage: "People knockig on heaven's door-HOLY CRAAAAAAAP!" "I have come back from the dead to take-wha-Holy Craaap......" "Holy Crap! Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!"
<3> Zenethian: so that's why you smell bad..
<8> ***id: well that's because you're indian...
<10> lol
<2> h*r?
<2> haven't seen that in some time...
<9> wow.. your turning dumb too
<8> Hahah, I'm kidding man...sheesh
<9> maybe you need some ajax behind your ears
<9> hey
<8> hehehe
<9> wasnt ajax the name of a soap co. ?
<8> Yes
<3> dish soap
<9> those detergents
<8> well they made laundry detergent
<3> oh
<3> i thought it was dish stuff
<9> 'ajax was here'
<9> wasnt that the line ?
<1> I thought it was tiel cleaner
<1> s/tiel/tile
<10> @addquote <8> I'm not a big fan of SOAP <9> never used soap <8> ***id: well that's because you're indian...
<5> Quote added: #1129
<3> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ajax_cleanser
<8> http://ajax.jp/images/usa.jpg
<2> heheh
<3> laundry detergent and dishwashing liquid!
<3> i always hated the smell of it
<8> wow they had a dishwashing liquid?
<8> I've never used it
<8> there was a girl we used to call AJAX though.
<8> Because her name was Andrea J Ax.
<8> she was hot.
<9> i bet she was
<2> those trojans sure are
<8> She was hot AND nerdy.
<8> it was amazing
<9> i wanna meet one of those
<8> ANd she wasn't "nerdy-hot" either.
<11> me too
<11> i'd like to see picture proof
<8> She looked like a normal hot girl.
<8> but she worked in our IT department, and actually knew her **** and had a degree in CS.
<8> I was like...god...****ing....dAMNIT WHY DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED RIGHT NOW?!
<4> I'm sure your wife feels loved
<8> Yeah well
<3> see i don't want to date a girl that knows about computers
<8> My ex-wife can go to hell.
<3> i like ones that know about english and ****
<4> :-)
<8> evulish: no mailorder brides then.
<3> so that i can impress them with my skillz
<8> but lots of weird poop fetish women...
<8> with good grammer
<3> speaking of poop
<3> brb!
<8> haha
<4> it's a hard knock life for us
<12> got a little alcohol in me
<12> mmm mmm
<7> hey Zenethian you see throw momma from the train?
<12> hey zen, long time no see man
<3> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teen_Spirit_%28deodorant%29
<3> some odd nirvana trivia there
<8> jstr, nope
<8> hey follower
<6> How does one check for success of a mySQL query?
<6> mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `Cycling Statistics` WHERE `ID` = $id");
<6> When, for instance, there is no `ID` = $id?
<3> then you won't have any results :P
<3> mysql_num_rows()
<6> Oh, right.
<6> I was just hoping there was a shorthand.
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