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<0> !udefine blockhead
<0> @udefine blockhead
<0> udefine blockhead
<1> No definition found for: blockhead
<0> damn
<0> oh well, no Chachi`
<0> I was wondering about bluetooth
<2> what about it
<0> home network, BT in everyroom, put on a BT Headset.. and walk around.. BT tunes into the closest transmitter.. use for location tracking..
<0> whatcha think?
<2> lol
<2> keep an eye on yur wife with location tracking?
<2> force her to wear the headset?
<0> naw
<0> but you can do cool things like auth via BT
<0> if I know you are in sector 4, and you're trying to log on from sector 01, I know you're not you



<0> plus, you could do voip and have the phone on you whereever you are
<2> how can it tell where u r
<2> transmitters / sensors?
<0> ok, I have a long hallway
<2> k
<0> I have a BT dongle at each end
<0> on one end of the hallway, you'd be on transmitter a, on the other end of the hall, transmitter b
<0> if I can see that you're using transmitter b, I know generally where you are
<2> cool
<2> u should put bt on yur dogs collar hehehe
<3> cindy sheehan is such a stupid bitch
<4> whi?
<5> @func strcmp
<1> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<1> int strcmp ( string str1, string str2 )
<1> Binary safe string comparison
<1> http://www.php.net/strcmp
<3> cindy sheehan, her son died in iraq, and she exploited his death to get into the public eye for the past 2-3 years now
<3> her husband left her it was so bad
<0> poutine, what do most people use: poser or 3DStudio Max
<3> she's a stupid whore
<3> 3DS, maya, there's also milkshape, blender3d, etc, it doesn't really matter as long as you can export to .x files
<3> people use everything
<0> what is most popular?
<3> I'd say probably 3Ds
<0> danke
<3> gtg
<3> later
<0> Downloading with BT now
<6> ****.. im screwed
<6> project just came and bit me
<7> hi to all!
<7> anybody know about phplist?
<7> ?
<7> anybody is here?
<8> i am!
<8> but it's school time
<8> :( bye
<7> anybody know about phplist?
<9> What could be a name of a script . That when you're logged in to long it will send you to login again?
<10> Secure-T: what your looking for is your session timeout
<10> however as long as they are still actively browsing pages, they wont timeout you would have to store, their session_start time, and check its duration, then destroy the session and then redirect back to the login if it has exceeded the time you wanted
<9> Thank you
<9> But once i've remember i've downloaded such script and it work perfect for my cms just including a file at the top.
<9> But i forgot the name , and i don't know in what section i should look for in such script.
<11> is there a way to reorder columns? when i describe table; i want to be able to read down, BOOM1 BOOM2 BOOM3 BOOM4, not Boom3 Boom2 Boom4 Boom1
<11> because i fuked up when i first created the table ;p
<12> #sql
<11> aha whoops
<11> 8:50a
<12> i feel ya
<12> i just woke up, drinking my coffee now
<13> chuck: check out ALTER
<14> hello
<12> w3rd
<14> i need to search between dates in mysql is using a TIMESTAMP (14) field the best way to go
<14> please and thanks
<13> timestamp, date, datetime.. whichever
<14> hi Sausage but when searching is there any special formating required
<14> searching between dates



<14> like retrieving the last 7 days worth of entries into the DB
<14> err into the table
<12> jesus christ man, does anyone bother to read before coming in here and asking questions that dont even have to do with php?
<14> well i will be formatting the data with PHP
<12> so what
<12> besides that, there are manuals and tutorials for that stuff everywhere
<14> so now that i have the MYSQL Q done im asking if theres a special way to use PHP to format the timestamp and search between dates
<12> i know this because i read them
<12> yeah, format it like the timestamp
<14> wow ok thanks i think youre pissed at something else and taking it out on me
<12> its just the same thing over and over every day
<14> well today seems to be special lol
<14> anwyays no point arguing no harm done sticks and stones bro
<14> thanks for the help ill look elsewhere
<12> ill help you with php
<14> does this channel have a feature to search for scripts/code samples
<13> don't format dates coming from mysql with php
<13> use mysql to do that
<12> format from php->sql
<12> but from sql->php
<13> what?
<14> Sausage can you msg me or can i msg you cause it seems that its dissapointing others
<13> just ask in here
<13> i don't really care :P
<12> evu =P
<14> and in order to understand i have to ask about mysql in conjuction with PHP
<13> whatever, i don't care
<13> dude, i said just ask in the channel
<11> lol
<13> i'm on a text-based irc client bouncing through two screened ssh sessions
<12> select * from wtf_ever where timestamp <= date_field and timestamp >= date_field2;
<12> is that what you want to do?
<14> yeh
<12> i dont understand what the problem is then
<14> but what i want is to format the form input
<13> dev.mysql.com/date
<13> or something
<12> like date("Y-m-d H:i:s");
<13> search for date and time functions if that page isn't right
<13> don't use php to format dates coming from mysql
<13> use mysql's functions
<12> its not coming from mysql
<12> if im understanding correctly
<12> i dont know how mysqls timestamps are formatted, but thats one from postgres
<14> the dates are coming from a select field
<12> redface: then format them with date
<15> how would i get size of a certain dir on the system ?
<14> ok brb
<6> hey readfile doesnt work for binaries does it?
<13> i imagine it would
<15> any script that would tell me the dir size ?
<13> Bl4ckB1rD: i imagine you just loop through and use filesize()
<15> argh
<15> long procedure
<13> not really
<13> it's like 5 lines of code
<15> bljah i thought there is some nice command included already... :/
<15> hmm ok i'll try other way... with including exec :D
<15> so that i can execude du command
<15> :)
<15> that will be easier...
<15> hmm another thing... how would i use wildcard in file_exists
<15> so that if exists any folder: user_*
<13> you wouldn't, you would use glob()
<15> let me check that out...
<15> YUHU ! ;D
<15> w0rx :D
<16> ...
<12> ****ing gps
<12> rather gpsd
<12> its a filthy liar
<3> every ****ing day off I get, I get teeth pulled
<3> trollboy_, you going to help me move?


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