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<0> god damnit
<1> why.. would you want it!?
<2> lol
<0> to test this page to make sure it works for people with old browsers
<0> and i don't have a windows box
<1> just do a browser check
<1> if (browser == "ie mac") { document.write("GO **** YOURSELF"); }
<0> right
<0> that would go over great
<0> oh well
<0> http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?FamilyID=b6e3bfb2-9594-43c4-8e6d-be4b5f4cf181&DisplayLang=en
<0> thanks google
<3> macs are for faggots
<1> so's your mom
<4> heh.. poutine, wanna see my 1337 bracket, as of .. past 15 minutes?
<3> does it involve smashing fingers?
<4> uhh... no
<4> maybe i can make a background image later.. i'll get my digital camera and look for a hammer
<4> http://65.27.150.224/bracket/bracket.html still gotta work out some of the math.. too much of it is using real numbers too.. want to make it as flexible as possible depending on how many brackets are requested. i hate math =X
<4> ok. i'm off to bed. night
<3> horrible
<0> lol
<5> seriously
<5> wtf is up with these whacky border patrol commercials
<3> what border patrol commercials?
<5> recruiter commercials
<6> ...
<3> The final legislation includes up to $990 million for a government subsidy program under which eligible households would be able to apply for up to two $40 vouchers to use toward buying digital-to-analog set-top converter boxes. According to industry estimates, those devices will likely cost between $50 and $60 by 2009.
<7> 1 billion dollars of our taxes spent on new tvs.
<6> damn you, irssi
<1> i hate poor people
<1> they should kill themselves
<1> then donate their money to the new poor people
<3> starting with you
<1> i make more than the average american
<3> you have less than the average american after expenses
<1> i doubt it
<3> you have a "2 sheet max" rule for toilet paper
<6> toilet what?
<3> a "if it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown, flush it down" policy too
<5> unless you have poor plumbing there's no reason for that
<3> ummm water bill...
<1> i don't have a water bill
<3> you haven't been jewish long, have you trollboy?
<5> I've never paid for water
<5> ever
<5> in my life
<5> and as far as being jewish goes
<3> that's going to have to go
<5> all original equipment
<3> you ever have company over and you make them **** your **** at gunpoint?
<5> no
<5> I hate blowjobs
<3> that explains a lot
<1> yeah, i'm not a big fan of blowjobs either
<1> especially when the last girl drowned
<5> in your vagina?
<3> your mouth really gets tired eh evulish?
<5> that shut everyone up
<3> tell me how many electrons are in the valence shell of oxygen
<3> trollboy
<1> 839
<3> Anyone know a dog trainer that could teach my dog to lick and nibble a donut off my penis and not bite and tear?
<3> 6 btw
<8> http://torrents.nimp.org/****off.jpg
<9> kaboom
<0> hahaha
<0> konqueror certainly didn't like that ****
<5> poutine, how many in hydrogen
<5> poutine, yes and no
<10> anyone able to tell me why i cannot view a phpinfo script ? page cannot be displayed?
<10> i was able to before.
<11> it doesnt exist there anymore?
<10> it does exist
<10> when i try and access it , asks me to download it
<11> it causes php to crash?
<11> ah
<11> then the page can indeed be displayed
<11> and your content types are just wrong now.
<10> but it was working fine
<11> what did you chance?
<11> er, change?
<10> notta thing
<10> i think its a server side issue
<11> what did someone else change?
<10> unsure, was curious if there was a common problem?
<10> don't think anything was changed
<11> it usually means that the AddType clauses in the Apache config were changed or removed.
<11> if you save it, what do you see inside?
<10> I c
<10> i should read teh config file?
<10> teh=the
<11> yeah, make sure that PHP is configured properly
<10> k
<10> srm.conf, access.conf or httpd.conf
<10> ? any idea
<10> its ok if yur unsure, thought i would ask
<10> i presume /etc/httpd/conf/httpd.conf
<12> anyone know how vbulletin stores it p***words?
<5> anyone recommend a nice open source vhosting manager like cpanel that supports cli administration?
<5> like.. I don't really want a web interface at all.
<13> i love the CLI
<5> are you the CLI commander?
<13> yes!
<13> it is my prefered int
<5> lol
<5> dork
<5> recommend me softwares
<5> before I gut you
<5> like a trout
<13> right...
<13> like i know such things
<5> but you are the cli commander
<13> true
<13> well, i'm more of a cli journyman
<13> i often find myself typeing syntax in irc, rather than in the cli itself
<14> anybody speak spanish?
<13> rebelde72, i do
<13> deja golpear mi garrote sobre tu frente!
<14> jaja
<14> ok
<14> is very good!!
<13> that's good shi, huh?
<13> t
<14> conoces de phplist?
<13> que?
<13> oh, www.php.net
<14> listas de correo usando phplist
<13> http://www.php.net/manual/es/
<14> anybody know about phplist?
<14> ?
<14> hi
<15> any users knows about mySQL?
<15> i need help
<15> #1064 - You have an error in your SQL syntax. Check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near '( bday ) FROM ka_users WHERE MONTH( bday ) = '01' AND level < '
<15> $bulan = date('m');
<15> $sql = "SELECT user_id,nama,bday,DAY(bday) FROM ka_users WHERE MONTH(bday)='$bulan' AND level<'4' ORDER BY DAY(bday)";
<15> errornya dimana ya?
<9> err.. anyone remember the url to force header for download?
<9> you gotta send some tpye of header
<9> okaygot it
<9> troll!
<9> you theree
<16> who's got a special place in thier heart for ****ed up hardware?
<10> its called a garbage bin
<16> !udefine blockhead
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