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<0> yea well its working by parsing php as plain-text, although somehow it screws my html's :\
<1> god i ****
<1> i didn't have the first one
<1> i could have swore i did...
<2> bbl
<3> !php echo time();
<4> 1138835206
<5> I need a gansta bitch
<5> trollboy_,
<5> whatcha doing this weekend?
<5> I'm ready to kill someone, and it's only wednesday
<6> hello all
<7> this weekend I am working
<7> so I can have monday/tuesday off
<7> to judge Science Fair at my old HS



<0> Can anyone here help with .htaccess:)?
<0> Anyone know how to do an "AddType" but exclude certain directories?
<8> hi all :)
<0> Hi
<5> trollboy, you're such a geek
<5> I bet you're one of those people who will say, "High school was the best part of your life" your entire life
<5> "High school is the best part of life" I meant
<8> how hard is php to learn?
<5> Blueplazma, It's probably one of the most simple languages on the planet
<5> if you started learning right now, and couldn't make a CMS by evening, you just **** at life
<5> Postal shooter may also have killed neighbor
<5> Reuters - 3 hours ago
<5> LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - A woman with a history of erratic behavior who shot and killed seven people including herself at a California mail facility may have started her rampage by killing an ex-neighbor, police said on Wednesday. ...
<5> makes me second guess pissing off my crazy neighbors
<8> i wanna do an admin system for my hompage.. that must be pretty hard.. im fed up with updating my html manually via dreamweaver grr!
<8> but its just a small personal homepage so mabe its not worth the effort?
<3> Blueplazma: get a CMS
<8> cms?
<5> Blueplazma, www.just****inggoogleit.com
<9> @gdefine cms
<10> Definition for: cms
<10> 1. Content management system.
<10> Source: http://drworkshop.org/moodle/mod/glossary/view.php%3Fid%3D168
<9> aaaaaaaaaaa mazing
<5> I like the just****inggoogleit.com better
<8> im using my gsm phone right now
<5> why did you feel the need to put "gsm" in there?
<5> --- [Blueplazma] (~Blueplazm@ti100710a081-4141.bb.online.no) : User
<5> --- [Blueplazma] #php #skin @#psoriasis #nicole
<5> I take it you have psoriasis?
<9> burn it! burn it all!
<5> not only is he a member of #psoriasis, he's also the president
<8> why dont u google yourself.com ?
<9> ooooooo
<9> burn!
<3> ice burn!
<5> because I already knew what it meant....
<8> my daughter has it
<8> and shes 6 years old.. so continue..?
<3> you really want him to?
<5> I will
<5> your daughter is a FREAK OF NATURE
<5> what an ABOMINATION
<5> good? should I continue?
<5> I have no heart, telling me your loved ones are afflicted with some disease, terminal or not, will not squeeze one tiny ****ing drop of mercy out of me, understand?
<8> and are u perfect then?
<5> of course not
<5> I never claimed to be perfect or better than you, or your daughter (even though I am)
<8> i think u would take your words back if u knew how much she has suffered
<3> you give him too much credit
<11> GSM?
<12> well done, poutine
<12> You ran him off
<11> yeah, but he ran off too
<12> oh, I missed his quit amid the dozens of other quits around the same time
<13> is there a way to control which variables inside a form go when you submit it?
<14> give them a name if you want them to submit
<14> dont if you dont
<14> or disable them
<15> php/sql question i'm doing a .. INSERT INTO `TableName` VALUES (0,"",...) .. and i have the table automatically grab a primary key id.. how can I get this id to p*** in my sql query string?
<16> do two queries



<15> is that the only way?
<15> no special sql string voodoo?
<16> can't think of one :-/
<16> but what do i know?
<15> hehe.. i appreciate your help fedt! =) ... have a good one!
<17> hello all
<17> sallam muslins
<11> hmm.. i didn't realize there was an opening round before the first round, of the NCAA...
<11> 65 teams altogether
<18> http://pastebin.com/534733
<18> any ideas on how to fix this 5 line function?
<18> sorry, 4
<18> :D
<18> @unset
<10> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<10> void unset ( mixed var [, mixed var [, mixed ...]] )
<10> Unset a given variable
<10> http://www.php.net/unset
<19> Guest70485: why do you have single quotes around the variable?
<19> and why not use an http header rather than a meta tag
<18> because in firefox it keeps refreshing the page
<18> atleast when you insert a mysql query it does, keeps re-inserting the info
<11> wow.. i had 1.6gb of crap in my trash... 932 items
<19> edgar allen poe wrote books in esperanto? i did not know that.
<9> mmmm, dinner
<20> select SSN, Firstname, LastName, Email, Address1, Address2, City, State, Zip from Technicians where ((SSN is not null) or (SSN != " "))
<20> what's wrong with that query
<9> what error message do you get?
<20> >[Error] Script lines: 1-1 --------------------------
<9> also, you don't need the outer set of parens
<20> Invalid column name ' '.
<9> does it matter if the quotes are single or double?
<9> i don't know why it would think it was a column name
<20> I'm looking for a " " or a ""
<20> its gotta be ''
<16> ERROR: One or more of the nameservers listed at the parent servers are not listed as NS records at your nameservers.
<9> well fix it
<16> yeah...godaddy's not updating the ns records, even though my host says it points to it... :-/
<21> fedt: how long ago did you update it?
<16> 12hours
<21> oh jeez
<21> give it a day or two
<16> when i first did, i flushed my dns and it all came up right
<16> and then it switched back
<18> grr
<16> yeah, so when i portscan my domain, EVERY port is open
<16> kidna funny :)
<22> if i have a session array like: $_SESSION['products']['value1']['value2']['value3'] : how can i delete value2 ?
<22> unset($_SESSION['value2'] doesnt seem to work
<22> );
<9> you would need products in there
<9> well, i guess
<22> i tried that as well
<9> is it $_SESSION['products']['value2'] = something?
<22> yes
<9> yeah, then unset($_SESSION['products']['value2']);
<22> i did that
<22> ;/
<22> unset($_SESSION['products'][$product_id]);
<9> well, make sure the product_id is valid
<9> you can also try using
<9> @session_unregister!
<10> (PHP 4, PHP 5)
<10> bool session_unregister ( string name )
<10> Unregister a global variable from the current session
<10> http://www.php.net/session-unregister
<9> you can also try $ar = $_SESSION['products']; unset($ar['value2']); $_SESSION['products'] = $ar;
<21> $_SESSION['ldfj'] = null;
<22> ok
<22> you got me confused now
<9> hrm. i wish there was a way i could test this page in IE
<5> I wish I had some girl to stroke my cock right now
<9> "Accordingly, as of January 31st, 2006, Internet Explorer for the Mac is no longer available for download from Microsoft"
<9> god damnit


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