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<0> hmmm
<1> Heh
<0> -ChanServ- poutine has been successfully added to the AOp list of #freebsd
<2> thanks
<0> I don't know why either
<2> I troll sometimes
<2> so that could have been it
<0> are you sure it wasn't someone else who removed you?
<0> troll = idle?
<0> I'm not up on my IRC lingo ;)
<0> though, I should be, in two weeks today I will have been on dalnet for 10 years *sigh*
<2> deliberately causing others to act in distress
<2> :)
<0> ahhh
<2> it's an easy stress reliever
<0> hehe



<2> I don't do it often there, more in here
<0> ah, well don't pick on me ;)
<0> I've been coding PHP for about 7 yrs, but I am teh ****s
<0> anyway, I'm sure the wife wants to go to bed, I'm outtie
<2> whipped.
<3> how do i speficy font properties in html around a php line like this " print("$users Piloto En Linea!\n"); "
<3> specify*
<3> anyone?
<3> Got it. Now here in http://pastebin.ca/111270 where would i put the <b> tags so just the number of people online shows in bold?
<4> www.w3schools.com/html
<3> if you look at the link at pastebin, its not html whats in there
<5> and if you'd RTFM we wouldn't be here
<4> motus|Yngwie: <b> is an html tag. which leads me to believe that you're using php to generate html output (which is 99% of it's use anyway). if you can't understand this, then you obviously do not understand the role that php is playing i your web development anyway
<3> with that kind of immature attitude i would actually want you not to be here. but looks like you have OP, so i will leave. but being an OP and leader of a channel, you should avoid acting like that. I missed that link in the topic, i just looked for things like bold, b, <b> in the manual and nothing at all. so, being me new to this and you so experienced, would you care to help more properly? Thanks.
<3> thank you two-bits
<4> acting with common sense?
<4> that's not something i intend to give up any time soon
<3> i'm just confused as i see php to be very functional while html being not only functional but has commands for design. so sometimes i dont see how to change something graphically like font size, face or color in php. now i managed to changed the font face adding slashes like <font="\verdana\"
<4> i did help you. i gave you a very decent and widely respected reference for learning html
<4> php is a server side language that produces output to the client. in MOST cases this content is html
<4> so if you need to bold something, you need to know where to put the proper tags (be it <b> or <strong> or usign css) in the output
<3> you did help me quite a bit thank you. that msg above was for someone else.
<4> THEN you need to find the appropriate place in your php logic flow that will cause php to produce the desired output
<4> it is NOT a php question though
<3> yea, got it. thanks a lot.
<4> Tb's response was still accurate as well though
<4> it's generally considered good form to exhaust all available resources before resorting to asking for ***istance on irc. this includes every reference/tutorial on every language/technology that you are using as well as google
<3> yea i just missed that link in the topic and had already search for a while in google.
<3> as you just explained though, in the pastebin that i showed before, the output is the same as the php logic flow though
<3> if($users == 1) <-- that is showing, apparently, how many people are currently online in my site. knowing html doesnt really help to get that number in bold
<3> i dont think its <b>if($users == 1) </b> will it?
<4> that is not producing output
<4> that is a branching logic control structure
<5> omg
<4> if you wrote that line of code, surely you knew what it meant. otherwise, you should certainly spend some time with the php documentation until you DO know what it means
<4> and that does not mean "searching" or "hunt and pecking" for a solution. you need a firm grounding in the basics of php and should start with the basic language reference and short tutorials. reading them top to bottom at least twice or more
<4> i realize php is a relatively simple language to learn and that has made it extremely popular. but that does not mean the code is going to come to you on a silver platter. if you want something, be damn well prepared to work for it
<4> i have been in your position and i have obviously been in my position. and i know through years of experience what the fastest route between the two is. until you find a faster route, i suggest you take my word for it
<6> Good day to you all, nice to find a php channel
<4> this is a Personal Haiku Poem channel. care to share?
<6> lol, nice one
<7> hehe
<7> hmm
<7> The code, with flowing logical syntax,
<7> The design such as life presents itself.
<7> eh?
<7> something like that anyways
<8> it's already 85F, wtf
<9> hi all, i wanna download an installer package for win32. not only cgi, is it available or should i download 4.4.2 ?
<10> Newbie question: I want to create an authentication environment on which encrypted authentication data is stored on the client side through cookies. Should I use $_SESSION cookies or $_COOKIE? Why? Is there a better and more secure alternative way to store authentication status?
<9> storring credentials for long time would use a cookie. but cookie must be enbaled on the client browser.
<10> Of course, that's a common requirement.
<10> Do you know the difference between cookies and sessions?
<10> @ Roy_Mc
<9> http://www.programmingtalk.com/archive/index.php/t-20516.html
<10> That's enough for me! :D Thanks, Roy. (@ Roy_Mc)
<9> welcome
<11> pizza_milkshake: you around?



<12> hallo everyone
<12> hallo......
<12> i have question...
<12> hope u all will help me... :)
<12> does anyone know.., how to execute cronjob with php...?
<12> i'm not familiar with the unix family...
<13> wouldn't crontab execute the php script?
<12> what is crontab..?
<13> @gdefine crontab
<14> Error. No definition found for crontab.
<13> bleh
<11> sup mang
<13> it's what executes cronjobs
<13> not ****. bout to go jump in the shower
<13> yourself?
<11> nadda, reading some c++ stuffs.. and bout to crash early, tired.
<12> crontab / cronjob.....
<13> kalion: try the cronjob manager in cpanel
<12> damn i really don't know things about unix
<12> yes it can be done
<13> i think it has something for people that are not fasmiliar with it.
<13> familiar*
<12> but i want to execute cronjob via php script
<13> ...
<12> do u know...?
<13> what exactly is this cronjob supposed to do?
<12> ok... this is the concept... i've been think
<12> i want to execute cronjob.... and the cronjob will make... the schedule to running the script
<13> any hot fun loving female want an exciting ***ual roleplay where a fat balding truck driver violates you in the carpark at KFC?
<13> :>
<13> that made no sense at all, kalion.
<13> the cronjob executes on a schedule already
<13> so if you tell it to run the script
<13> it will
<12> yes...
<12> what i mean is......
<13> 0 */12 * * * /home/user/whatever.php > /dev/null 2>&1
<12> i want to make schedule on cronjob via php script
<13> that would run whatever.php every 12 hours
<12> that's what i mean
<12> thanks bro
<13> np
<13> now im off to the shower
<13> bbl
<12> oke
<12> thanks again
<12> hmmm............
<13> ahhh, it's almost that time. :(
<12> what time... ans ?
<13> to goto work
<13> heh
<12> oic
<12> btw where do u live ?
<13> the home of the slave
<13> err, brave
<12> ??
<12> where is it
<13> us
<12> oic.....
<12> it's morning there
<12> cause in here is 8:30 pm
<13> 8:30am
<12> ohhhh ic
<13> http://ansimation.net/tmp/design.gif
<13> thoughts?
<12> oke
<12> good
<12> but
<12> i don't like the "design" word
<13> me neither. im going to change it tonight
<13> the font donesn't match the others.
<12> yeah u r right


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