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<0> ****ing
<1> no it doesn't
<1> stop lieng to him poutine
<0> yes it does
<0> who are you going to believe?
<2> unless tresdvlx gives me the other option
<2> i dont know
<1> heh
<1> i'm trying to think of one
<2> poutine is right btw
<2> i just googled it
<2> ok thanks Two-Bits evulish spox and everyone else for bearing with me
<2> i finally configured php as cgi binary on apache 2.2
<2> love ya all....buhbye
<3> Hello i need help with *php* .
<4> what's up?



<5> sorry, we only know +php+
<3> Boredboy I just installed php-5.1.4-installer and chosen Apache then i installed phptriad2-2-1 but now im not knowing what to do im running the Apache its saying Running Win32 only please help !
<5> why did you install php then apache then phptriad?
<3> I dunno in them i wanna learn php but my friend told me to do that its wrong?>
<5> what is wrong?
<3> <@evulish> why did you install php then apache then phptriad? ==> what to do now bro please help me
<5> just install phptriad
<5> hit next a few times. that's about it.
<3> without the php-5.1.4-installer?. I need to work on php scripting mysql etc.. ?
<5> do you understand what phptriad is?
<3> nope man please help me
<5> do some reading. don't just blindly install ****.
<6> I'm surprised that you have a BNC, but can't figure out phptriad.
<5> Zenethian: he probably had someone hold his hand through that
<6> heh
<3> so, please what to do? , uninstall php-5-1.4-installer and leave phptriad only and i will have a php scripting ?
<5> just wish really hard and you'll have anything you've ever wanted!!
<3> man please tell me must i read your here please tell me what to do :(
<5> i have no idea what you're trying to say
<5> try using punctuation or something.
<3> man I installed php-5.1.4-installer then installed phptriad2-2-1 , now i have in phptriad Apache console There is in it "restart apache, stop apache, start apache" and My-Sql-D and My-Sql-Dnt and in the phpinstaller i have php-cgi so please help me what to do have php scripting?
<5> start apache.
<3> then.
<3> Its giving when i pressed on start apache now , : Apache/1.3.23 <Win32> Running.. ?
<5> then script some php!
<3> man how? .
<3> I cant write or do anythin.g
<5> php.net/tut
<3> then
<4> lol
<5> god, you're annoying
<3> please help me :(
<4> coward, try reading the links that people give you before you ask for help again
<3> k
<7> coward, don't msg people
<7> damn it
<8> hi all ,whats apache-ssl ? is it only apache + SSLeay ? or totally different project ?
<7> SSLaey?
<9> mod_ssl is integrated into apache since 2.x
<8> SSLeay , guess it stands for Eric A. young
<8> apache 2.x , have mod-ssl patched already ?
<7> "patched" isn't exactly the word for it
<8> so no need to download mod-ssl after downloading apache ..
<8> Technobabble > i am so bad in choosing the correct words :(
<8> hehe
<10> well spox aptly chose the word "integrated". so ***uming he's correct, then yes it is
<8> thanks guys :)
<8> then what is apache-ssl for ?
<8> if all new version of apache already support ssl/tls
<6> um
<6> I've never heard of apache-ssl
<6> But you should ask them, not us.
<8> ok thanks guys
<9> what, this isn't #apache!?
<4> thought apache-ssl was based off the 1.3.x series
<9> it is
<6> omg I put a magnet on my forehead and it erased my gigglebits :(
<11> @confess
<11> :p
<12> [91298] I hang out with the ugliest person in the world. He thinks he's better than everyone. I feel horrible knowing that I still hang out with him.
<13> @confess filter poop



<12> [8884] i like poopy
<9> hurray!
<13> @confess filter poop
<12> [229566] I put the dog's poop in my mom's hair even though she didn't notice...
<9> @confess filter eat.*poop
<12> [61839] I like to eat poop
<10> @confess ryan
<10> @confess filter ryan
<12> [180363] i jack off to ryan seacrest.
<10> @confess filter ryan
<12> [154560] When I was 9 I broke my Dad's Bryan Adams cd and said a rocking chair broke it.
<10> @confess filter [[:<:]]ryan[[:>:]]
<12> [60635] I am in love with ryan I love him more than aaron
<10> blah
<9> @confess filter crapped
<12> [159185] One time I crapped my pants when *********ing.
<7> i wish this chan was like diving into a tub full of tits
<5> i think that sounds pretty gross
<10> it all depends on how clean of a cut you get when you harvest the tits for the tub
<7> exactly
<14> mm tits
<7> and zombies
<15> anyone alive?
<7> yup
<15> u can go over my code and tell me what is goin on
<15> paging is givin me problems
<16> g'evening
<15> hi
<15> well Technobabble i guess thats a no?
<7> i have no idea what you just said
<15> do you know what i mean by paging?
<7> no
<7> comcor had a momentary lapse of reason when he op'd me
<7> i ****
<15> is there anyone that doesnt ****
<15> im gettin desperate
<7> i can find someone to help you
<7> for a price...
<7> do you have 100USD?
<5> **** css.
<5> my roommate paces too ****ing much
<17> hehe
<5> it bugs me.
<4> Blue_Note, why not tell us exactly what is wrong with your pagination
<5> gimes me anxiety for some reason
<5> *gives
<4> has he turned the TV off yet?
<5> i'm watching it now
<4> anything interesting on ?
<5> futurama
<0> reno 911
<0> if you didn't catch the new episodes on the weekends that is
<18> Zenethian: all he wants is wild and crazy butt ***
<19> anyone around?
<19> trying to troubleshoot some "odd" behaviour
<19> think my connection to a box is fux0red or I have an infinite loop somewhere in my code
<19> can anyone tell me if http://www.okanaganwines.ca/ loads?
<0> 404
<0> decatur georgia not found
<20> hello
<20> how can i fix this -> http://www.aerochile.net/index.php - that error in the iframe? the only thing i have in line 10 is [paths] but i dont think i should delete that. thanks
<7> how do i find a string of text in all the files in a folder again?
<0> UNIX?
<0> grep "foo" *
<0> grep -R "foo" *
<0> for recursive
<0> add -i for case insensitive
<19> poutine: weren't you an AOP in #freebsd at one point?
<0> yes
<19> what happened?
<0> you removed me remember
<19> what for?
<0> I'm not quite sure
<19> hmmm


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