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<0> hey cv
<1> yo
<2> http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/customer-reviews/B00032G1S0/ref=cm_rev_next/002-8263545-4139223?ie=UTF8&customer-reviews.sort%5Fby=-SubmissionDate&n=3370831&s=gourmet-food&customer-reviews.start=11
<0> wtf, amazon sells milk?
<2> the comments are the best
<1> heh
<0> 11-20 of 216
<0> and for just 4 bucks a gallon!
<0> i wonder how much for shipping...
<0> i can also get top ramen for 25 cents
<0> or for 24 cents used
<3> hey
<0> And so began, the legend of Mariosa Luigis IV Five-Point Palm
<0> Exploding Udder Technique.
<0> which is quite simply, the only udder-blow in all of dairy proceduers that can produce milk like Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz. He hits the udder with his finger tips, at 5 different pressure points on the base of the udder. And then lets the cow continue milking and once the bovine takes 5 pumps from the udder, its heart stops beating inside its body. And it convulses unleashing a waterfall of unimaginably delicious milk
<4> hi
<2> that **** has to be like the best milk evar
<0> genious...
<0> This tecnique is only known in the Luigia family, and now YOU can taste the pure nectar of Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz today!
<0> i'll take two!
<4> brvb
<0> uh oh, lipstick-mafia....
<5> changing a ****ty pamper.
<6> /whois Technobabble's Mom
<0> that sounds like a blast
<7> so what do i do now?
<8> suicide.
<7> that wont solve the problem
<8> it'll solve our problem!
<2> @search xampp
<9> Search results for xampp:
<9> Apache Friends XAMPP -> http://tinyurl.com/5x2kr
<0> that's true
<7> [Wed Aug 02 02:30:14 2006] [error] [client 127.0.0.1] (9)Bad file descriptor: don't know how to spawn child process: C:/Program Files/Apache2.2/htdocs/index.php
<3> if you have <? header("Content-type: image/png"); ... how can you include html in there as well as showing the created image
<8> gordy: you can't. it's an image.
<3> interesting
<2> not really
<3> maybe i am doing it wrong because i've seen it done
<8> no, you haven't
<2> no, you haven't
<2> JINX!
<7> interpret the html and draw the output on the image and then send the image if that sounds cool
<7> spox you saw the httpd.conf file in the pastebin?
<8> B|ackBox: you can do it all in one php file but you can't do it all in one request
<8> unless you use the semi-supported css background image stuff
<3> maybe for now ill jus rep an iframe until i can figure it out
<0> **** mel gibson
<8> wow. our marketing director has the gayest sungl***es ever
<0> anderson cooper in prada AND a flac jacket
<10> Hello. I have two images in PNG format, 24bit and 8bit respectively, which I want to place on a web page according to browser compliance with 24bit PNG images. Can I output an image from a php script? (I0ve seen that before) How do I achieve that?
<8> HugoG: there is no reliable way from php
<8> any of you guys happen to use any sort of wiki-style editor?
<10> My question is "Can I output an image from a php script? How do I achieve that?".
<8> readfile('file.png');
<7> imagejpeg function
<7> imagebmp function imagepng function
<7> blah blah
<7> check em all
<8> not quite.
<7> trust me thats what he wants
<8> if he already has an image, why would he want those functions?
<0> we'll trust you when you get php running on your own machine
<7> lol
<8> that's if you're creating/modifying images
<10> <readfile> does what I'm looking for. ;) Now I choose 24bit or 8bit according to my strict browser detector.
<8> any of you ****nuggets played with a lightweight cms framework?
<10> I do it so that a 24bit PNG doesn't look ugly in lesser browsers.
<7> ok here is the idea.....does anyone have the httpd.conf file setup on a windows box for php as cgi?
<8> i don't want a portal thing. just a little api to manage my content
<7> i'll copy paste it and change the directories
<8> B|ackBox: are you storing your php files in a cgi-bin?
<7> no my php files are in documentroot i.e <Directory "C:/Program Files/Apache2.2/htdocs">
<8> well try putting them in your cgi-bin
<7> how am i going to execute them then?
<8> go to www.yoursite.com/cgi-bin/blap.php
<7> ok
<7> let me try that
<7> same error
<7> http://localhost:8080/cgi-bin/index.php
<7> oops
<7> lemme change that
<7> http://202.91.99.29:8080/cgi-bin/index.php
<3> what $var will tell you the website location
<8> $_SERVER
<11> $_SERVER just gives me array
<0> as it should!
<11> i dont understand them
<2> ~$_SERVER
<9> Superglobal $_SERVER:
<9> Variables set by the web server or otherwise directly related to the execution environment of the current script. Analogous to the old $HTTP_SERVER_VARS array (which is still available, but deprecated).
<9> http://www.php.net/variables.predefined
<11> hmm
<11> dont get it
<12> hello
<12> im trying to use imagecolorset() to change the image color, im not getting any result :( why ?
<11> spox.. i dont get how to use that for what i need
<2> @phpinfo
<9> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<9> bool phpinfo ( [int what] )
<9> Outputs lots of PHP information
<9> http://www.php.net/phpinfo
<2> Gordy: use that, then look and see what is listed in $_SERVER
<2> or you can just do
<2> print_r($_SERVER);
<11> ok did htat.. it wont do what i need
<11> that is why i couldnt figure out how to do it :P
<13> Gordy, what exactly are you trying to find out?
<11> i want it to print http://mysite/folder/folder/script.php
<13> all the info you require is in $_SERVER . You will probably need at least two of the array values (I can't think of a single one to give the answer you want). Just read the webpage that is shown above
<7> i guess i have some improvement now
<7> The requested URL /PHP/php-cgi.exe/index.php was not found on this server.
<7> why could this be happening?
<13> B|ackBox, can you get any scripts to execute in /php/php-cgi.exe/ ?
<7> this directory doesnt physically exist
<7> i dont know what apache is doing with the index.php file
<7> it is supposed to run it with php-cgi.exe
<13> give me a sec to look up php/apache in cgi-bin mode. I don't usually use it like this
<14> what the hell is going on here
<15> the /php/ is mapped to your c:/php as a script alias, remember. so taht's essentially c:/php/php-cgi.exe but just appending /index.php on the end doesn't typically work in windows
<7> so what does windows need?
<7> i did not append index.php to it
<7> http://202.91.99.29:8080/
<7> appache did
<7> apache*
<15> i know
<7> so what do i do?
<15> now you start over and install php as a module
<7> i guess so :/
<7> i so wanted to know the reason why it isnt working
<13> module is so much easier. never used the cgi version, so can't help you with that
<13> btw if you are using apache 2.2.x on windows the supplied php binary doesn't usually work. There is a rebuilt version on www.apachelounge.com/download/
<13> probably should say "php binary available on php.net doesn't work"
<16> How do I authserv
<16> it's telling me that /msg isn't online right now
<16> poutine i'm trying to get in photoshop wtf my photoshop doesn't show all of my fonts
<14> did you hit a key when it was reticulating splines?
<17> HI. APPARENTLY mY ROOmmATE DOESN"T REALIZE THE TV HAS A VOLUmE OTHER THAN 'mAX'
<16> my god
<16> punch him in the face
<16> for disrespecting your desires
<7> iiiiiiiiiiiiii did ittttttt i finally did itttttttttttt
<18> fkn finally
<7> fkn? stands for
<14> ****ing
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