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<0> what a copy protection scheme
<0> this mp3 had a measure of the song spliced in immediately after itself
<0> oh noes, my copy is bad!
<0> i just removed it in about two seconds
<1> I got a porn movie instead of "Bon Cop, Bad Cop"
<1> :/
<0> heh
<2> in what is \r ?
<2> return ?
<0> "\r" is a carriage return
<0> and "\n" is a line fed
<0> (in ascii, that is)
<2> thought so, i replaced \r
<2> er



<0> line endings: windows \r\n, mac \r, unixy stuff \n
<2> thought so, i replaced \r\n and \n but lefdt out \r and it's still showing up
<0> depending on what you're trying to do there's some unix utilities that'll do it for you
<0> like "fromdos"
<1> sed of course
<2> mysql escape string's showing it
<0> unicode line endings are cooler
<2> thar we go
<0> NEL: Next Line, u0085
<0> "next line"
<0> it's so apropos
<0> er, not NEL, LS
<2> hrm
<2> INSERT INTO html_ref(tag,title,description,compatability,uri) VALUES('abbr','<abbr> (Abbreviation)','This element allows authors to clearly indicate a sequence of characters that define an abbreviation for a word (such as Mr. instead of Mister, Calif instead of California).','HTML 4, 4.01, XHTML 1.0, 1.1, BasicNetscape 6, 7Opera 6, 7','http://www.htmlref.com/reference/appa/tag_abbr.htm')
<2> what's wrong with that? do the ()'s need to be escaped?
<3> nope
<3> what error are you getting?
<2> ERROR 1064 (42000): You have an error in your SQL syntax; check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near 'INSERT INTO xhtml_ref(tag,title,description,compatability,uri) VALUES('abbr','<a' at line 2
<3> put a space after xhtml_ref maybe?
<3> and after values?
<2> same
<3> try backticking your column names
<2> create table xhtml_ref ( id int not null auto_increment primary key, tag varchar(255) not null, title varchar(255) not null, description text not null, compatability text not null, uri varchar(255) not null)
<2> it all looks right to me
<2> hrm
<0> someone give me some ansi for surrounding "\u@\h:\w\$ "
<0> so that it's bright white instead of white
<4> http://www.cad-comic.com/comic.php?d=20060828
<0> i want to see what i type in
<3> i only know dark white
<5> holy neato
<5> vmware networking *does* work
<0> now can someone explain how my vmware guest is getting .hsd1.or.comcast.net
<0> whereas i'm getting .hsd1.mn.comcast.net
<6> roooar
<4> can i pretend ignorance and just kick all three jedzillas for clones?
<3> heh.
<3> i'm making dailyfx version 2
<3> the biz dev pitch was: it's like dailyfx, but will be totally different but be very little work
<4> http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=2181
<3> by that, they meant that it's like dailyfx, will be totally the same with MORE features and be no work for them but months of work for us and our thin team
<4> that's one hell of a pitch
<4> at least you HAVE a team..
<3> 4 people with 5 projects each :P
<3> it's nuts.
<1> evulish is gonna get fired
<3> i've been saying that for a year
<1> how are you going to get out of your lease?
<3> what lease?
<1> gee i wonder... perhaps your 2k/mo apartment
<3> i don't have a lease or a 2k/mo apartment



<1> how much is your apartment a month
<3> $3200
<4> oooh, factual error burn!
<0> laff
<1> I would have said, "Yeah it's 2k"
<3> hooray?
<1> you've got to be a special type of stupid to pay $3200 a month for an apartment, especially one as small as yours probably is
<3> i'm not paying $3200
<1> you're an idiot, I'm surprised you've lasted this long there
<0> mke2fs -j is gonna knock this 12 mb .vmdk file up to 100 gb, i'm sure of it
<0> that was a dangerous command
<3> my apartment rents out for $3200 a month
<3> there are 3 people in my apartment
<3> we have no lease on the apartment
<4> yeah right.. come on.. how many mexicans you got in the closets?
<1> how many bedrooms is it evulish?
<3> 1
<0> what the devil is lost+found
<0> do files lose themselves?
<0> and automagically appear there?
<3> jedzilla: files recovered with fsck i think
<0> huh
<4> aren't those called orphan file fragments? can't we call it an orphange then?
<2> is title a reserved word in mysql?
<1> no
<2> so wtg
<2> wth
<4> i'll take famous titIes for $500
<0> i'm a cult cl***ic sci-fi movie, and i rhyme with "snack to the future". go.
<1> chud
<4> snack to the hoocher!
<0> "uh, binack to the future. grack ..."
<0> great spot, you guys ever seen that
<0> it's got Mr. T in it
<4> i dont consider bttf to be a "cult cl***ic"
<2> http://pastebin.ca/157915
<0> the guy answers "grack to the future", and Mr. T busts through the wall of the game show and roars, then goes, "don't be a culture fool! catch up with movies on demand on comcast. it's comcastic!"
<0> Mr. T > *
<2> hrm
<2> i wonder if it's cause of it not having the ending ;
<2> bastard
<2> it was
<0> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3361179644467851178
<4> ****ER
<0> ^^ WATCH ME
<4> see? sci-fi comedy.. not cult cl***ic
<0> i forgot the line
<0> shoot me
<4> bang
<4> you're dead
<4> ...
<4> fall down ***hole, you're dead
<0> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4272329792427255871
<0> is good too
<4> dude. mr t is a perv
<3> hum.
<0> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5456462205021444860
<0> what the hell
<0> where do people dig up this ****
<4> absoludicrous!
<4> i love the way the guy laughs at the kid
<0> i know


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