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<0> "modify the zend"
<1> tweak here tweak there
<2> i work mostly with the zend tribulator
<1> whats that?
<2> you don't know?
<1> a smart *** comment or legit?
<2> get with the zend program.
<1> **** you bitch
<0> it's that thing (no pun intended) that tributes the zend!
<1> u guys are stupid
<1> u probably have online web design businesses huh
<1> ?
<0> er.. tribulates*
<1> creating those ****ty sites
<1> and having ****ty graphics
<0> i dont even have a web page



<1> ok
<2> i just launched my latest site
<1> what is it?
<2> your mom.
<1> u american bitch, its mum
<2> it's 'you'
<1> and tell george bush to come down to my hood
<2> fag.
<1> ya seven ltr v eight oil hogging material cnts
<1> using up the worlds natural resources at the highest rate
<0> it's ok, you can say cunt
<1> what trip are americans on? what ideal are you guys still chasing?
<1> its taking a toll on us
<2> we don't care about you.
<0> the ones with the resources dont HAVE to sell them to us
<0> and we can do with our own whatever we please
<1> my petrol used to be seventy cents a litre nots its double that
<2> you know how much i spend on gas:
<2> $0.
<1> but you guys are pretty dumb, you got no spirituality
<0> dear me, god forbid should you be impacted by the market
<1> you will die out sooner or later
<1> americans are the weaker kind
<0> spirituality? dont make me giggle
<1> needing money to survive
<2> yeah. we're the weak ones.
<1> u are
<1> africans are the strongest
<2> you know, controlling the world economy and all that.
<1> they can survive off the land
<1> u cant
<0> now i'm really giggling
<1> you need canned beans
<1> giggle ya fat bastard
<1> let that belly bubble
<0> yeah, i'm shaking my jelly roll just for you
<1> hows ya big mac going?
<0> haven't had one in months, not sure
<1> your big mac is twice the size as an australian one
<1> did you know that?
<2> do we care?
<2> no.
<0> YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE BIG MAC
<1> evulish take your gl***es off and look at the world around ya mate
<1> americans are dopes
<1> stupid
<0> wowzers! i never noticed that before!
<1> dumb dreams
<2> thatthing: sure thing
<1> eastern cultures, southern europeans are all cool
<1> but these north europeans are ****ed
<1> and thats where americans are from
<0> all my life i've been living in a fantasy world of self indulgance and it wasn't until some self righteous aussie came along before i learned the error of my ways
<1> and australians
<1> theres extents two bits
<0> no no! i can see the light now!
<1> no thats my ****
<1> small now i know
<0> thank you so much, i'd be lost without you!
<0> can i call you jesus?
<1> you can call me ****mymom



<1> i like the sound of that name
<1> and yes its mom, just for you
<0> how very representative of o
<1> mum doesnt flow anyway
<0> oz
<1> what size is your moms anyway>
<1> ?
<1> shed be fat too huh
<0> she doesn't have a ****
<1> being american and all
<1> mums usually dont have ****s
<1> otherwise its a dad
<1> come on dude, birds and the bees
<0> welcome to 2006
<0> have you seen our network television lately?
<1> u americans are ****ed
<1> you know japan will attack you guys soon
<1> thats how easterners are
<0> i doubt it
<1> japs are vindictive, patient and smart
<0> we support their anime economy
<1> white people cant thing long-term very well, only short-term
<0> and the yellow fever conspiracy to out breed them.. it's not going so well yet, but we're working on it
<1> thats why they are the weaker kind in reality
<1> ever wonder why china and india have great populations?
<0> well you're just a wealth of knowledge, aren't you?
<1> because we are healthy - we grow fast
<3> please shut the **** up thatthing
<0> uhhh... ask any of them and they'll tell you they're over crowded and that it's problematic
<1> truth doesnt grind so well does it
<1> two bits completely missed the point
<1> thinking short term again
<0> why do you think china used to limit births?
<3> i don't care, i'm from austria, but you racist attitude annoys me
<1> because of western influence
<1> white people are just good for their women
<1> god love em
<1> love white girls
<0> you know what also grows and reproduces (replicates) fast? viruses
<1> viruses are healthy and strong to do so
<0> not if they kill their host
<1> cancers kill their host, cancers grow slow
<0> they only survive by perpetual propogation. start looking for another planet mr hump hungry
<1> big words to shut me down huh?
<1> came to that did it?
<0> ****.. did i bust out the polysyllabic words again? **** i'm sorry
<0> 4 is my limit, honest!
<1> should have busted out your mother
<2> polysyllabic was 5
<0> SHHH!
<1> would have been a monster truck show kinda thing
<1> **** this im just joking, bye
<2> heh.
<0> i win
<2> the funny thing is my ip is brazilian
<0> oh?
<2> it resolves to something .br
<2> i thought the server was in florida
<0> oh, for your site?
<4> rewben has been idle 42hrs 42mins 42secs, signed on Fri Aug 11 21:54:31
<4> woot
<4> that was a special moment there for me
<2> haha
<5> lol
<0> rewben learned how to *********e a couple days ago... just came out of the coma
<4> before that i had chicks to do it for me
<2> woops.
<2> i just posted an article to about 300 news sites
<2> i should have taken a screenshot :(
<2> one of yahoo's headlines for about 30 seconds was 'I touch butts'
<5> haha
<0> are you sure it wasn't the crystal meth talking?
<2> i always always forget that articles go directly to our feeds
<0> did you send the "i touch butts" article?


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