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<0> http://bibledatabase.com/bibles.html
<1> that it auto creates a link to the DB with the p***age
<1> Unfortunatly NIV and related texts have a copyright
<1> and IBS is quick to sue
<0> heh
<0> ya, they are really for the cause
<1> yeah
<0> riiiiight
<1> Didn't realize there could ever be a monopoly in things related to God but there you have it.
<1> Someone put a trademark on Christ. :(
<0> no
<1> I sent them off a request none the less, but I don't think they will allow me to gain permission to use it without paying a lot of money.
<0> they put a trademark on their version of the text
<1> I know and that is fine
<1> But they charge SO much
<0> ****ers



<0> :\
<1> and of course the company behind it is notorius for suing people that use the text
<1> they are extremly protective of it.
<0> as if it was theirs
<1> I heard they ask for 10k a year license requests for commerical use
<1> Won't know until they get back to me, but if thats the case... wow.
<1> Mind you thats for digital format.
<0> well, someone has to type all that in
<1> heh yeah
<0> oooh, let me spend 3 years typing the bible into a database so I can sell it!
<1> lol
<0> well, I'm out for the night. g'luck on your search feature
<0> hit me up if you need help on it. I'm always around
<1> Sure thing, appreciated.
<1> Stay blessed. :)
<0> grace to you
<2> /quit
<1> are there uhm
<1> anchors in php?
<1> like :ANCHOR - and then options like JumpTO(Anchor)
<3> create functions instead
<3> can't tell whether there are something similar to anchors though :)
<4> php6 have
<1> ok maybe someone can lend me ahand.
<1> I have a mysql result stored in $text and then I want to highlight the given result based on the search input
<1> $textnew=str_replace("%$search%", "<b>$search</b>", "$text");
<4> lefthand or righthand ?
<1> that should replace $search with <b>$search</b> thats found in $text right?
<4> nope.... didnt correct
<4> thats will replace %$search%
<4> php != SQL
<1> ohh
<1> there we go
<1> Awesome.
<1> Thanks :)
<5> hey all,
<6> movin day
<1> I despise internet explorer. Fehh
<7> mornin
<6> if anyone would like to come pack up my office, you are more than welcome to
<6> :/
<7> you fired or some ****?
<6> lol
<6> no
<6> we are moving to a new office today
<6> and through the weekend
<7> ah
<6> and i haven't even started packing my **** up yet
<6> :P
<7> good deal.
<8> w***up
<9> how many of you guys use php to write dynamic javascript - and take advantage of topd0wn intepretation and client side caching?
<9> thats ajax php style
<9> **** yas then
<9> ****ing nerds dont know ****
<9> nerds are too narrow minded
<9> nerds are like using computers to be cool
<9> nerds geeks same thing
<10> heh, that's like asking if we know how to use a keyboard to write javascript
<9> what?



<11> lol good one
<12> i use javascript to write php that dynamically generates javascript, bitch
<10> php just produces content. if you know what the content should look like, it SHOULD be trivial to get php to produce it
<9> so tell me about it a bit your style and technique
<12> Two-Bits likes to thrust hard at first then get a little softer while rubbing the titties then he cranks it up to 11 till they're done
<10> well it would obviously have much to do with what part of the javascript is even supposed to be dynamic and why.. but mostly my style includes using echo()
<12> i use print ""
<9> simple example is consulting the database before submitting a form
<9> for things like no duplicates
<10> caching issues are identical to html caching issues. and i've no idea what that "topd0wn interpretation" buzzword means
<10> what does that have to do with dynamic javascript?
<9> i was asking, if i had image.jpg then break like, then few more images sep by br ... would the first image be downloaded before the the last?
<9> and all in order?
<10> that'd be up to the useragent
<10> certainly once the page content is complete it would queue up the external resources required. the order in which they arrive is not necessarily top down
<9> youre whole site can be loading in an invisible frame into javascript and dhtml via php writing those two - while the user is going thru the first few pages
<10> 1) that has nothing to do with php 2) preemptive caching is mostly a waste of time
<9> it is php
<10> 3) i dont know i'd even call that dhtml
<10> it is not php
<12> you're php
<10> YOUR MOMMA'S PHP
<9> its like saying thats not music
<10> it's not music either
<9> u idiot
<10> no more than rap anyway
<10> nothing you've mentioned has anything to do with php. and any role php does play, is trivial to the process you're describing. you've yet to ask a php question
<9> rap is about getting word out quick
<9> and beat
<12> thatthing: shut up
<12> nobody cares
<9> ok example
<12> no really
<12> shut up
<12> nobody cares
<9> **** you then
<12> please!
<10> yeah, gotta get the word out about them bitches and hoes and my benjamins and bentleys
<9> you guys are dumb narrow minded web designers
<10> before a pop a cap in yo ***
<12> exactly!
<12> i use frontpage like it's jesus
<10> heh
<9> u use some high end editor
<9> i use notepad
<11> good for you
<12> that's just because you're retarded
<10> well now that's just silly
<9> textpad
<12> nobody that does any serious work uses notepad
<10> that's less silly
<9> textpad is mad
<9> its unlike any editor ive ever had
<10> haven't had too many then i suppose
<9> not just a fad, without it im sad, with it im glad
<12> shut up
<10> me thinks poutine should have a crack at this guy
<12> if you say openbsd ****s three times fast, poutine appears
<9> say it evulish
<11> openbsd ****s
<10> zomg look! he's appeared in the nicklist!
<9> can i have a million wishes/
<12> thatthing: shut up
<9> u guys have a lame sense of humour
<10> well you're boring us. what do you expect?
<12> no, your jokes are just lame
<9> dont blame me for your downfalls
<9> spotlights on you at the moment
<9> so u guys modify the zend often?
<12> every day
<10> heh
<9> like what?
<10> "modify the zend"


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