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<0> the crackberry is the best phone nextel has
<0> which is why I switched
<1> http://myspace-970.vo.llnwd.net/00144/07/91/144711970_l.jpg
<2> http://nextelonline.nextel.com/NASApp/onlinestore/en/Action/SubmitRegionAction
<2> ^ what I have
<3> why do i get the feeling you POST'd to that url?
<0> poutine, what's your zip code?
<2> lol
<0> as
<0> that just says enter your zip code
<0> Good Job!
<0> You broke the intarweb
<1> i entered my xip code
<2> http://nextelonline.nextel.com/***ets/images/phones/7100i_l.gif
<1> utoh
<3> nextel seems to have broken the rules



<4> i considered getting one of those, but i dont like the idea of holding a giant box to the side of my head
<3> pages that display information absed on criteria should not use POST
<2> groogs, this one isn't a giant box
<2> like the others
<3> see, my phone makes phone calls
<3> that's mostly it
<4> i just bought a razr
<3> that's why it's a phone
<3> i like my PHONE
<2> it's larger than that
<2> but it's not one of those tablet looking blackberries
<0> I like my phone
<0> its small
<0> and functional
<0> as a mother****er
<4> eventually i'd like to get it to sync my calendar with kolab .. only two issues are 1) i have to use outlook, and 2) i have to buy some motorola phone tools nonsense to make it work
<1> fedt's bad*** phone: http://www.inphonic.com/images/phones/Samsung_R225_l_T.gif
<2> I like yours too, but if I was going to spend $600 some, it'd be for a bad *** PDA sans phone
<4> oh yeah, and get kolab to work properly
<0> poutine, I got both in one
<2> what are the specs on it?
<0> its on the page
<0> http://www.shopalltel.com/product/productpop.htm?prId=29772
<2> they usually either cripple the phone to have a PDA or the other way around
<0> nope
<0> that's why I got this one
<2> it doesn't say ****
<2> what kind of processor does it use
<2> how much memory do you have
<2> Specifications
<2> Phone Size Large
<2> ^ was talking more in depth specs than that
<3> where do you put the cd's?
<0> its got I think 128 on board
<0> I got a gig msd card for it
<3> can it run WoW?
<1> does anyone play bootleggers?
<2> !tcl binds *mm*
<5> Tcl: {dcc m|- comment 0 *dcc:comment}
<2> fedt, is that the one where you sit in a theater with a camera?
<2> trollboy, so do you have yahoo messenger or not
<1> lawl...no
<3> i prefer the one where you try to steal the reels
<0> yeah
<0> and I answered you
<1> http://bootleggers.us
<2> wtf is your sn
<1> kid at my school wrote it
<3> fedt: gee, i usually like to know what i'm signing up for before signing up for something
<3> it's an outrageous request i know
<1> it's a text-based 1930's mafia game
<1> mpogd game of the year, m8
<3> oh goodie. i'll p***
<2> DESTROYED
<1> heh
<2> trollboy, you going to tell me your sn or not
<0> I noticed your crackberry nick twice
<0> and now your standard nick
<0> Other than hiring large mexicans to tattoo it backwards on your forehead, I don't know how else to get it to you
<0> poutine, you gunna msg me on yahoo or not?
<6> fun... making php code written 5 years ago run on a server with short tags disabled.



<4> ..not
<6> you know... i find office space depressing now.
<7> haha
<1> hahaha
<3> metallic: a big search and replace didn't cut it?
<2> I am now officially moving out at the end of this month :)
<6> Two-Bits: i didnt want to risk something going wrong.
<6> wtf... cant add events now.
<2> that pipe isn't mine sir, it came with the drugs
<6> ****... cant add anything.
<6> eh, i bet i know what is going on.
<2> I want to stab you in the butt
<2> in a turkish prison
<3> stab.. like a viking?
<0> make a paper crossbow
<2> I called "the laptop guy" and asked if they could sell me *just* a keyboard
<2> and they said no, they have to do the repair
<0> ebay
<2> ****, it's two star bolts and you pop it off, it's connected by a tiny zif connector
<0> you can get keyboards all day long
<2> yeah I don't feel like waiting on shipping
<0> you're ****ed
<0> it is too bad some ***hole broke that key
<2> yeah you jack***
<2> I can't believe you did that
<0> yeah
<0> it was my fault
<0> I let a retard touch the laptop
<0> I am sorry
<2> $80 on keyboard
<2> err
<2> ebay
<2> ****
<0> time to go to walmart and get a usb keyboard
<2> time to go rob the laptop guy
<2> more like it
<2> okz I gots to go to work
<2> have funzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
<0> me too
<0> its the ****
<6> heh, that explains some ****. i dont have permission in the database to access the sequences that are generating unique ids
<3> bastards!
<8> lol
<8> that's ****ed up
<9> GRANT ALL ON *.* TO '%'@'%';
<6> Zenethian: well, we have an odd setup for security reasons.
<8> ah
<6> heh, weird syntax for changing the owner of the sequence
<6> alter table [sequence_name] OWNER to [user]
<3> "If you like MP3 tools, but hate paying absurdly high prices for software, here is your chance to get a deal. Music Trio comes with all the MP3 tools you will ever need (tag editor, music organizer and audio converter) for a measly 7 cent/kb."
<3> dear god, we're describing software cost in terms of file size!?
<8> oh god
<8> lets see the average mp3 is like 3mb
<8> so that is 3072kb
<8> so that's
<3> hold on, lemme zero pad my executables to get well below that 5 cents per kb marker
<3> no, i think they were talking about the size of the program itself
<8> oh
<8> dear god
<8> that's expensive
<8> lol
<3> License: Shareware, $57.95 to buy Size: 8397 KB
<3> hrm
<8> that's $71 a megabyte
<3> yeah, that doesn't sound right at all
<8> someone can't do math
<8> lol
<3> i think they meant to say .7 cents
<3> that comes close enough for rounding
<8> yeah
<8> still stupid
<10> if I urlencode($string) and then p*** it to another page (ie. main.php?s=$string), can I just do a $_GET['s] on the page I'm sending it to?
<11> so did your mom last night


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