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<0> i dont want that field displayed, because its optional unless they select an item
<0> a certain item in a html combobox
<1> then if that item isset, set a php var?
<0> no
<0> Form.element.hide or some**** i was hoping
<2> blah.display = 'hidden'; i think
<0> http://www.devx.com/tips/Tip/13638
<0> hm
<0> http://www.webmasterworld.com/forum91/441.htm
<3> ohhhhh
<3> i thought you meant 'hide' like security hide
<4> 24 wide...
<3> rmpants: you found a solution as yet?
<3> it's a CSS property
<3> have a page somewhere with it, but don't know where to start looking



<4> what's the font size tag for html
<4> <font size="8"> gives me an error in DW
<0> yeah
<5> <span style="font-size: 8pt;">
<4> span?
<5> it's an HTML 4 element that serves no purpose other than to let you define a style rule on an inline block
<5> you can also do
<5> <p cl***="insertnamehere">, and define the 8pt rule in CSS for .insertnamehere
<5> but if you want it inline, <span> with a cl*** or an inline style rule is the way to go
<5> <p>Hello, I'm <span style="font-weight: bold;">bold!</span></p>
<4> wtf
<4> that errors too
<5> dreamweaver is retarded
<5> at least, older versions were
<4> oh
<4> it just didn't like no closing bracket
<5> dreamweaver 8++
<4> that's the one i have
<4> yeah, my phone seems to be ignoreing that
<4> stupid phone web browser
<5> oh, in that case
<5> <font size=8>
<4> lol
<5> i don't know how WAP works
<2> my lips are chapped like hell.
<2> stupid weather.
<5> dreamweaver probably errors because you're working in XHTML
<5> and <font> is illegal in XHTML
<5> well, deprecated
<5> not illegal
<2> will you get arrested for it?
<5> deprecated hard
<5> and you shouldn't use it!
<5> evulish: if my proposal to make a hypertext gestapo goes through, sure
<6> DEPRECATE THAT BITCH
<6> gestapo://www.whackjob.com/user/jpsmith
<2> DEPRECATED.. I AM SELFISH, I AM WRONG, I AM RIGHT, I SWEAR I'M RIGHT, SWEAR I KNEW IT ALL ALONG
<4> remind my again why xhtml is better besides it being strict
<6> um
<6> its XML?
<6> and thus machine parsable as well as human parsable?
<2> you know what'd be fun
<6> XHTML 1.1 is cleaner and renders better when put to a browser who fully implements it?
<2> xslt that transforms xhtml into something completely different
<6> and you love the trailing slash on unary tags?
<6> yeah, I've done xhtml->xhtml and xhtml->xml transforms
<6> I also did a xhtml->wep transform
<6> its fun
<6> it helps when people use id attributes in xhtml
<4> yeah, closing bracket strictness is pissing me off
<4> you don't need to close the ****ing TD tag
<4> it should know the opening of the second implies the closing of the first
<4> this god damn browser drops all my font size ****
<4> cell phone browsers have a long way to go, apprently
<2> wtf font sizes can cellphones have?
<2> small and smaller?
<7> ATTENTION
<7> SCRUBS IS ON
<7> thank you



<0> include("footer.php?header=$headercode"); would work?
<0> then i could use $_GET to get header?
<0> hmm
<2> no
<2> footer.php can read $headercode
<0> ahhh ok
<8> hm, I have a dilemma- the author for a piece of work has gone missing for several weeks, all attempts to contact him recently, have either failed, or gone un-heeded. I need a number generation algorythm that takes five to six numbers(depdending on the length of prefix, and come up with a somewhat sequential pattern- the prefix is used as a seed- 1, 3, 7, 16, 24, 39, etc.)- the catch is, that a given should generate different numbers than any other given see
<8> d.
<9> hi
<9> anyone can help please?
<9> ok thanks
<2> robert_: square them?
<10> What you described robert_, makes absolutely no sense to me.
<11> is that okay, to show someOne weakness on his coding habit ? (during Interviewing new Programmer)
<8> okay- I'm off the phone
<7> I have a new pic in my myspace
<7> yay!
<7> I'm a teenage girl!
<10> Satria your interviewing someone and want to know if it's ok to show them a weakness?
<7> Hells yeah
<7> see how they address it
<7> It may only be a weakness in your eyes
<11> aoeex, yes
<10> trollboy congratulations. Just what you always wanted right?
<7> http://www.myspace.com/trollboy
<12> sup tb
<11> trollboy, they cant p*** error_reporting(E_NOTICE); error, and after that lots of header already sent error
<11> + i give them additional 30minutes to fix, and still... null
<10> Satria if that can't code with error_reporting = E_ALL and short_open_tags = Off, I would be hesitant to hire them
<10> they*
<11> i spent 2 week, and still got no good candidate :(
<10> and register_globals = off. can't forget that.
<10> If that the E_NOTICE errors are the only real flaw, and you're not getting anyone better, than you may have to just go with them.
<10> But force them to code in a controlled environment where they can't disable notice errors
<11> its all just because many PHP book on our local translation, didnt showing how to code in better way :(
<10> so they have to fix them.
<10> forced learning
<10> wonderfull :)
<2> heh.
<7> heh nice
<2> yeah, dev environment = E_ALL, production = nothing
<7> Satria, write one
<11> trollboy, you know my english ****s, also my Indonesian language
<11> i usually using slank/slang language
<10> I have my server setup with error_reporting = E_ALL, register_globals = Off, and short_open_tags = off.
<2> globals and short tags are off
<11> short tags ?
<2> <? = short tag
<10> Satria using <? rather than <?php
<11> um.... its confusing when some Error said... *unexpected $end on Line:XX*
<11> meanwhile its only because of short_tags things
<10> $end means EOF
<10> and usually caused by a missing }
<11> <?php Opening { ?><htmlcode-here><? Closing } here?> == unexpected $end
<10> I'm working on code at work which another PHP programmer orginally wrote. She used short-open tags all over the place. and turning on E_NOTICE errors would probably throw all sorts of errors on the scripts. at least one every script.
<10> I'm coding my new additions properly, but not bothering to fix her already coded stuff.
<2> i'm kinda bad about E_NOTICE
<2> $blah = $_GET['blah']; gets me
<13> nice myspace trollboy
<12> he's got all the pr0nstars.
<12> sup kicken.
<14> hey guys i have a file called time.php that just saves the time to a textfile on my server, if i have another php file that someone goes to, say index.php and i have include 'time.php'; will that script run and save the time without any other action needed?
<6> yeah likely.
<7> poutine, areyou about?
<15> yes
<7> whatcha doin this weekend?
<15> there's a weekend this week?
<7> yeah, the government made an exception
<3> what a difference, a day makes
<3> 24 little hours
<6> ut oh!
<6> an intarweb oper
<12> spaz?
<16> Hello


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