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<0> more a matter of allocating resource efficiently
<1> it completely depends on what you're using your pages for
<0> yeah.... true
<2> I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
<3> Zenethian
<4> uhh thats sa good way not to get one
<3> i think because of the hebrew it made probloms
<5> yeah?
<3> yep..
<5> heh
<5> I thought it might
<3> but i don't understand why
<5> SMTP requires you use ASCII characters only
<1> is it true that there's no nobel peace prize because nobel's wife left him for a mathematician?
<5> even if that made sense, fedt, it still wrong.
<3> any chance i can..



<3> emm
<3> turn the hebrew to.. something else?
<3> like....
<3> send hebrew any other way?
<1> @hebrev
<6> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<6> string hebrev ( string hebrew_text [, int max_chars_per_line] )
<6> Convert logical Hebrew text to visual text
<6> http://www.php.net/hebrev
<5> :)
<5> Imagine that.. php has hebrew support in it.
<5> that must've happened when it became a corporate entity
<7> php supports terrorism!
<5> yeah, there's also an alqueda_encode() and alqueda_decode() function.
<2> um
<2> no
<2> the original developers are isreali
<5> :D
<5> trollboy, stop being so logical and informative, it's really annoying.
<8> can the size of my <TITLE> effect pagerank?
<7> depends
<5> chuck, they say the bigger it is the better
<8> k that makes it easy
<8> hehe
<5> Pages with good pagerank have at least 1024 characters in their title.
<8> Rashonda22F: ?
<8> Zenethian: where do you learn of such things?
<9> Zenethian: i thought it was a ratio?
<5> on the intarweb
<8> ive looked all over and ppl all seem unsure because google is so damn secretive
<5> because as my IP says, I am king of teh intarweb
<9> like, 60% of text on page or something
<5> and its true
<5> I am
<5> groogs: ssh, that's the secret part
<8> lol
<7> time to go buy a hard drive, motha****a
<5> chuck: they actually say that if you take snippets of content from your html body and put them in your title it helps.
<3> the damn hebrew was the problom
<5> :)
<8> ok splendid
<9> if you put the body of your page in an <h1> it also helps because then it sees your whole page as keywords
<10> I am trying to use a select statement within an insert statement, does anyone know if this is possible? ie: insert into table (columna, columb) values ('1', SELECT MAX(id)+1 from table))
<5> Why do people come here for SQL help?!
<10> I get syntax errors when I do it that way
<10> oops
<10> wrong place, bye
<5> Wow, that actually worked.
<8> lol
<5> lmao
<8> hmm
<8> wonder how bad having a "<BR>" in my title text is gonna be..
<9> its good. you should put as much markup as possible into <title>
<8> seriously?
<9> of course
<9> we here at #php don't joke about search engine optimization
<8> thnks
<5> show us your page when you're done
<5> I'm interested to see what you're working on
<3> Zenethian, thanks :)



<5> no problem
<3> a shame i didn't see it ealier
<5> hehe
<3> :)
<8> Zenethian: me?
<5> chuck, yeah
<8> http://www.boiserocks.com/business_detail.php?id=6
<11> hi folks, how are you all tonight?
<1> ra
<12> Such ****ty reception
<11> lol hi crackberry
<11> we held the streamers and red carpet for the millionth entrant
<9> Poutine_crackberry: you sound like a disgusting food
<1> like a dingleberry?
<12> All
<8> Poutine_crackberry: are you on a mobile device?
<12> Yes
<2> where's tyler
<12> I'm at work
<12> Dead I presume
<12> I wish there was a better irc client for this
<12> How is it for yours tb?
<13> bbl: Zz.
<9> * Ping reply from Poutine_crackberry: 15.42 second(s)
<1> heh
<12> :/@kicken
<12> oops
<9> * Thumb typing reply from Poutine_crackberry: 148.23 second(s)
<12> loll
<12> Lol
<12> Rofl
<8> haha
<12> lmfao
<8> damn that ****s
<14> mmmmm mcrack berries
<12> The yahoo messenger app is better imo
<15> imo?
<16> In My Opinion
<11> can anyone point me to some good resources for php? i.e tutorials/books. i got php.net and zend have been useful so far.
<16> @google php tutorials
<6> Search results for php tutorials:
<6> http://www.php.net/tut.php
<6> http://www.w3schools.com/php/default.asp
<6> http://www.freewebmasterhelp.com/tutorials/php
<6> http://www.freewebmasterhelp.com/tutorials/phpmysql/
<6> http://www.phpbuilder.com/
<4> EddieFelson: oreilly books
<6> http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=php+tutorials&btnG=Google+Search
<4> EddieFelson: do you know any other languages? its very perlish in syntax
<11> cheers, i am looking at learn php5 book i have been recommended.
<11> i am not a programmer by background. I can do mark up xhtml and css
<11> so the syntax is a bit of a problem for me :)
<5> its ok
<5> :)
<5> at least you're learning
<5> a book and experimentation is really the best way to learn
<9> and something to make
<11> yeah its very nice to go through, a lot of eureka moments.
<11> i am working just now on a website that takes a thumbnail and large image and calls them from a database
<11> i got help with that but understanding why it works is another thing
<5> well that's not exactly a good starter application
<5> and I still think it's stupid to put images in a database
<8> yeah... why would you ever..
<11> how do you mean? i am using an upload file to get a large pic/thumbnail/caption/category (i.e. 1 2 3)
<11> then i query the database for category 3 records and it outputs the thumbnails
<8> so the images arent actually in the DB?
<11> i have an img src= ../$thumbnail
<8> good job!
<17> @file_get_contents!
<6> (PHP 4 >= 4.3.0, PHP 5)
<6> string file_get_contents ( string filename [, bool use_include_path [, resource context [, int offset [, int maxlen]]]] )
<6> Reads entire file into a string
<6> http://www.php.net/file-get-contents


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