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<Etobicoke27m> more a matter of allocating resource efficiently
<fedt> it completely depends on what you're using your pages for
<Etobicoke27m> yeah.... true
<trollboy> I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
<Nir212> Zenethian
<Cancel> uhh thats sa good way not to get one
<Nir212> i think because of the hebrew it made probloms
<Zenethian> yeah?
<Nir212> yep..
<Zenethian> heh
<Zenethian> I thought it might
<Nir212> but i don't understand why
<Zenethian> SMTP requires you use ASCII characters only
<fedt> is it true that there's no nobel peace prize because nobel's wife left him for a mathematician?
<Zenethian> even if that made sense, fedt, it still wrong.
<Nir212> any chance i can..
<Nir212> emm
<Nir212> turn the hebrew to.. something else?
<Nir212> like....
<Nir212> send hebrew any other way?
<fedt> @hebrev
<mod_spox> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<mod_spox> string hebrev ( string hebrew_text [, int max_chars_per_line] )
<mod_spox> Convert logical Hebrew text to visual text
<mod_spox> http://www.php.net/hebrev
<Zenethian> :)
<Zenethian> Imagine that.. php has hebrew support in it.
<Zenethian> that must've happened when it became a corporate entity
<Rashonda22F> php supports terrorism!
<Zenethian> yeah, there's also an alqueda_encode() and alqueda_decode() function.
<trollboy> um
<trollboy> no
<trollboy> the original developers are isreali
<Zenethian> :D
<Zenethian> trollboy, stop being so logical and informative, it's really annoying.
<chuck> can the size of my <TITLE> effect pagerank?
<Rashonda22F> depends
<Zenethian> chuck, they say the bigger it is the better
<chuck> k that makes it easy
<chuck> hehe
<Zenethian> Pages with good pagerank have at least 1024 characters in their title.
<chuck> Rashonda22F: ?
<chuck> Zenethian: where do you learn of such things?
<groogs> Zenethian: i thought it was a ratio?
<Zenethian> on the intarweb
<chuck> ive looked all over and ppl all seem unsure because google is so damn secretive
<Zenethian> because as my IP says, I am king of teh intarweb
<groogs> like, 60% of text on page or something
<Zenethian> and its true
<Zenethian> I am
<Zenethian> groogs: ssh, that's the secret part
<chuck> lol
<Rashonda22F> time to go buy a hard drive, motha****a
<Zenethian> chuck: they actually say that if you take snippets of content from your html body and put them in your title it helps.
<Nir212> the damn hebrew was the problom
<Zenethian> :)
<chuck> ok splendid
<groogs> if you put the body of your page in an <h1> it also helps because then it sees your whole page as keywords
<Seno2k> I am trying to use a select statement within an insert statement, does anyone know if this is possible? ie: insert into table (columna, columb) values ('1', SELECT MAX(id)+1 from table))
<Zenethian> Why do people come here for SQL help?!
<Seno2k> I get syntax errors when I do it that way
<Seno2k> oops
<Seno2k> wrong place, bye
<Zenethian> Wow, that actually worked.
<chuck> lol
<Zenethian> lmao
<chuck> hmm
<chuck> wonder how bad having a "<BR>" in my title text is gonna be..
<groogs> its good. you should put as much markup as possible into <title>
<chuck> seriously?
<groogs> of course
<groogs> we here at #php don't joke about search engine optimization
<chuck> thnks
<Zenethian> show us your page when you're done
<Zenethian> I'm interested to see what you're working on
<Nir212> Zenethian, thanks :)
<Zenethian> no problem
<Nir212> a shame i didn't see it ealier
<Zenethian> hehe
<Nir212> :)
<chuck> Zenethian: me?
<Zenethian> chuck, yeah
<chuck> http://www.boiserocks.com/business_detail.php?id=6
<EddieFelson> hi folks, how are you all tonight?
<fedt> ra
<Poutine_crackberry> Such ****ty reception
<EddieFelson> lol hi crackberry
<EddieFelson> we held the streamers and red carpet for the millionth entrant
<groogs> Poutine_crackberry: you sound like a disgusting food
<fedt> like a dingleberry?
<Poutine_crackberry> All
<chuck> Poutine_crackberry: are you on a mobile device?
<Poutine_crackberry> Yes
<trollboy> where's tyler
<Poutine_crackberry> I'm at work
<Poutine_crackberry> Dead I presume
<Poutine_crackberry> I wish there was a better irc client for this
<Poutine_crackberry> How is it for yours tb?
<sysmonn> bbl: Zz.
<groogs> * Ping reply from Poutine_crackberry: 15.42 second(s)
<fedt> heh
<Poutine_crackberry> :/@kicken
<Poutine_crackberry> oops
<groogs> * Thumb typing reply from Poutine_crackberry: 148.23 second(s)
<Poutine_crackberry> loll
<Poutine_crackberry> Lol
<Poutine_crackberry> Rofl
<chuck> haha
<Poutine_crackberry> lmfao
<chuck> damn that ****s
<rmpants> mmmmm mcrack berries
<Poutine_crackberry> The yahoo messenger app is better imo
<Technobabble> imo?
<spox> In My Opinion
<EddieFelson> can anyone point me to some good resources for php? i.e tutorials/books. i got php.net and zend have been useful so far.
<spox> @google php tutorials
<mod_spox> Search results for php tutorials:
<mod_spox> http://www.php.net/tut.php
<mod_spox> http://www.w3schools.com/php/default.asp
<mod_spox> http://www.freewebmasterhelp.com/tutorials/php
<mod_spox> http://www.freewebmasterhelp.com/tutorials/phpmysql/
<mod_spox> http://www.phpbuilder.com/
<Cancel> EddieFelson: oreilly books
<mod_spox> http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=php+tutorials&btnG=Google+Search
<Cancel> EddieFelson: do you know any other languages? its very perlish in syntax
<EddieFelson> cheers, i am looking at learn php5 book i have been recommended.
<EddieFelson> i am not a programmer by background. I can do mark up xhtml and css
<EddieFelson> so the syntax is a bit of a problem for me :)
<Zenethian> its ok
<Zenethian> :)
<Zenethian> at least you're learning
<Zenethian> a book and experimentation is really the best way to learn
<groogs> and something to make
<EddieFelson> yeah its very nice to go through, a lot of eureka moments.
<EddieFelson> i am working just now on a website that takes a thumbnail and large image and calls them from a database
<EddieFelson> i got help with that but understanding why it works is another thing
<Zenethian> well that's not exactly a good starter application
<Zenethian> and I still think it's stupid to put images in a database
<chuck> yeah... why would you ever..
<EddieFelson> how do you mean? i am using an upload file to get a large pic/thumbnail/caption/category (i.e. 1 2 3)
<EddieFelson> then i query the database for category 3 records and it outputs the thumbnails
<chuck> so the images arent actually in the DB?
<EddieFelson> i have an img src= ../$thumbnail
<chuck> good job!
<HaNtU]uU[> @file_get_contents!
<mod_spox> (PHP 4 >= 4.3.0, PHP 5)
<mod_spox> string file_get_contents ( string filename [, bool use_include_path [, resource context [, int offset [, int maxlen]]]] )
<mod_spox> Reads entire file into a string
<mod_spox> http://www.php.net/file-get-contents
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