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<0> I know how to store smarty templates and cache files in a database instead of flat files, but is it possible to write some functions or register a resource that will store the smarty's compiler output in a database also?
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<2> ?
<1> <br />
<1> ermf.. woops
<3> un-irreg1rdless: wtf?
<2> sie werden halten!
<1> book was hitting my mouse and it was pasting
<2> wtf? firefox randomly closed?
<4> yeah, it'l do that
<4> firefox is crap
<2> it uses up like 1-3 gb of memory
<1> i think i've been playing with java's anagrams game for like 2 hours
<2> heh...just did it again
<1> milpmeneatitno



<1> i still can't get that one
<2> where is it?
<1> where is what?
<2> the game? or is it on your computer?
<1> it came with netbeans
<1> niidtsniugsiahleb
<1> that one, too
<1> they're most java/java-related words
<1> i've gotta work on JMX
<2> i haven't played anything that came with my computer
<2> other than text editor and firefox
<2> and irc of course
<1> it doesn't come with your computer
<2> i mean things i've installed :-/
<1> you don't do anything but browse the web and chat on irc?
<1> wow
<2> i have like 100 gnome games
<2> and code...in gedit or vi
<1> hah. brilliant idea.
<1> i should install linux on my roommate's dell and told him i upgraded windows for him
<5> how can i clear a textfield with javascript?
<2> textname.value = "" ?
<1> document.getElementById('field').value = '';
<1> that was challenging!
<5> ****... then, i don't know what i'm doing worng
<1> what i'm not positive about is how i'm going to actually make this thing work
<1> we have load-balanced servers
<2> what thing?
<1> and i need to make a monitor/management console for all of them
<1> and we could add/remove servers at any time
<2> wow! my computer has solitare!
<2> ok...i know "hit" and "stand" but what about "double down" "split the hand" and "surrender" ?
<6> i need some food
<6> <brb />
<2> that's not xhtml 1.1 valid
<6> it's a microsoft addition
<5> ****
<2> heh
<5> can't create the syncronous xmlhttprequest
<2> does anyone else here think tcl is awful?
<7> lol
<7> fedt: never done it, its not interesting enough :P
<2> i only use it for eggdrop
<2> and i just wish eggdrop could use somethign useful like perl instead :(
<8> eggdrop == ****
<5> i'm stuck...
<2> pull out
<5> the ajax is working
<5> but i can't make it repeat evey second
<2> eggdrop is ****...but **** using php to connect to irc
<8> ajax and ruby on rails are tends that will disappear soon enough
<2> i really don't like using pear
<5> i don't know where to bound the javascript function
<6> have you created the timer object?
<5> setInterval?
<2> Mr_Eko: i don't know what you're doing...so show me the code so i can learn ;)
<5> hehehe...
<5> i had something like this:
<9> does anybody here work with car motors??
<6> Mr_Eko: see if you can make heads or tails out of this code
<6> http://www.watacrackaz.com/misc/ajax.html



<10> sure, though mines basically a big lawnmower engine
<6> it uses a timer to trigger an XMLHTTP request
<9> had an oil pump for a mustang come in and included was this solid steel 6-sided rod about 10" long and I have absolutely no idea what purpose it serves
<2> omg...in junior high i took a lawnmower engine cl***!
<9> shaped just like a pencil if that helps, about the same diameter
<1> that's a rotator splint
<2> [Parse_Error]: very cute script
<9> rotator?
<1> yeah
<9> what's rotating down there besides the crank? =S
<9> er yeah
<2> the flux capacitor?
<9> no that's in the cockpit
<9> behind the driver's seat
<1> your mom's face is in my cock pit
<2> ewww
<2> you guys are going to ruin my young, little mind
<5> nice site, but the script is bounded to the action... so, if nobody makes click the script just doesn't start
<11> back
<6> fedt: that's the first app i made when i heard about ajax. basically that's my "Hello World"
<5> i need an event that happens everytime... like an onload or something like that
<6> Mr_Eko: setTimeout() will do that
<6> setTimeout(Some_Function, Time_In_Mili);
<6> SomeFunction() will be triggered X seconds after the script loads
<12> hi
<6> http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=509
<5> can i pm you, [Parse_Error]
<5> ?
<6> ...i guess
<5> i'm having the weirdest error...
<13> hi
<13> quick question
<10> apparently not that quick
<13> how many entries in a flat-file database are recommended before either making a new database or switching to sql
<14> http://www.netcom-factory.de/
<13> yeah, i lied, sorry
<2> 0
<13> :(
<13> well that was useful
<13> will you guys answer an actionscript question for me?
<15> if its a bdb database you can have hella lot
<15> you only need sql if you need more then flat and need relation
<10> hella!
<15> spox: its like 4tb
<15> its at the supercat or whatever its called website
<13> thanks cancel
<13> but what does bdb mean?
<15> sleepycat thats it
<15> berkley database
<15> its a flat db
<15> read what sleepycat says
<15> Haddock: how big is your db
<13> i haven't made it yet, but i expect it'll probably be a few thousand entries
<12> berkeley db is old school
<12> tried, and true
<16> I'm going to sound like a noob and ask what the difference is between bdb and mysql?
<12> berkeley is flatfile, similar to sqlite, and does not use SQL
<12> it is also not daemon-based
<16> so how do you access it?
<10> sqlite++
<12> i forget the api, but it's like
<12> int result = berkeley_lock("db"); result == 0 ? berkeley_get_records(parameters) : exit(-1);
<12> it has an api
<12> i used it for about two seconds, so i don't remember any of it
<16> :)
<16> I think I don't need to know about it, heh
<12> it's a lot more powerful than it seems
<12> it's used in a lot of projects
<16> I am not exactly a 'power' user though
<16> got to save those spare brain cells
<12> it's basically a way to store hashes and trees and things


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