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<0> is an int
<0> [5:19:22 p] <0> $row["bday"] is 04/04/1980
<0> [5:19:30 p] <0> $bday returns 04/04/2000
<1> You appear to have an extra , 0, argument to mktime.
<1> between day and year.
<0> ahh you are correct
<0> thank you so very much :)
<0> too many 0's up there
<0> should have a date object
<1> write one :)
<1> actually, http://pear.php.net/package/Date
<0> cool
<2> :-(
<2> Where's my minority report?
<3> i'm coming
<4> er
<4> what?
<3> wtf
<3> http://www.edlundart.com/comic_empty_page1.html
<5> dude wtf
<6> http://www.edlundart.com/comic_empty_page9.html
<6> wtf
<5> i didn't even realize it was a chick until that page
<3> @confess filter trucker
<7> Do nice guys really finish last? No... as long as nob jockeys in trucker hats and pink shirts all die first. they look toy.
<3> "they look toy"
<3> wtf is that
<5> what does he pour on her face on page six?
<3> a soda
<3> or maybe coffee
<5> i was thinkin coffee too
<5> but that would be pretty ****ed up
<5> yeah, so i found this chick in a gas sation p***ed out from drinking gasoline
<5> so i poured a hot coffee on her face
<5> fed her a hot dog
<5> and stuck my cock in her mouth
<3> and then she won a car!
<5> after i blew my load all over her face and tits, i left her in a dark alley in the middle of the city somewhere
<5> theeeeee ennnnnnd!
<3> but she won a car!
<5> yeah but the trucker didn't see that part
<5> all in all, would you consider that a good day for her?
<3> maybe
<3> that's quite a host name
<3> DO IT AGAIN BITCH!
<5> lol
<2> confess toy
<2> @confess filter toy
<7> I've made a list of all the people that have used me in the past few years. All the guys that have hurt me. And I dont have to wonder anymore about what makes me feel the way I do. I'm not an object. I'm not a slut. I am not your play toy
<2> @confess filter object
<7> I have stuck my penis in almost anything imaginable. Empty toilet paper roll, CDs, gl***es, jacuzzis, scissors, coffee pots, womens shoes. I have also rubbed my penis against many objects such as dolls, pictures, lightbulbs, even roadkill.
<2> @confess filter roadkill
<7> Even though I absolutely hate death, i cant help but laugh at roadkill.
<2> @confess filter death
<7> I've actually thought of killing myself sometimes. But when I sit down and think about it, I actually just want to make my death very cinematic and dramatic...or at least take a great number of people with me.
<2> @confess filter cinematic
<7> I've actually thought of killing myself sometimes. But when I sit down and think about it, I actually just want to make my death very cinematic and dramatic...or at least take a great number of people with me.
<3> @confess filter poop
<7> I ate my own poop... i feel so bad about it.
<2> :-(
<3> ha
<3> poop++
<2> @confess filter anus
<7> Once I called a known slut and told her I wanted to see her anus. Surprisingly, she didn't hang up and we talked for two hours.
<2> @confess filter mangina
<7> The main plot is really about manginas me think. Oh yes there's such a real thing, it's like a big strap on thing, this ny perf, artist likes to do. Totally aroused me.
<2> !
<2> GAH!
<2> @confess filter hooters
<7> Ive got enought porn to open a website, half of it is toons, as in nude disney, xmen, etc, you ever seen the hooters on belle or jasmine? Da-amn!!
<2> @confess filter ariel
<7> I love ariel but there is no way in hell I can tell her. Except, I'm not even sure I like her. I don't want to tell anyone.
<2> Hmm...
<2> Is ariel... animated?
<3> in the first, yes. second, perhaps.
<4> @confess filter hairy
<3> lol
<7> i like hairy girls
<4> @confess filter hairy
<7> mmh, just read a funny confession... just have to say: My Butt is veeeeeeery hairy, too!
<4> @confess filter hairy
<7> you know those pictures of that really hairy guy, cosplaying as Faye Wong from cowboy bebop? they turn me on like crazy. i'd love to **** him while he was wearing that.
<4> @confess filter hairy
<7> My girlfriend has a moustache and hairy nips.
<4> haha gross
<3> @confess filter runny
<7> I ****ed this girl in the ****ter and she pooped on my ****. There was like **** water on my bed from the lube and runny poo I had to bleach my sheets
<3> wow
<6> where do these come from?
<3> mod_spox lives a full and demented life when not slaving away in here
<6> i think im coming to the conclusion of **** postgis
<3> i think i'm gonna make some coffee
<3> @roulette
<7> spox: *click*
<3> it always makes me so happy when you put stuff together, and it all actually works
<3> :-D
<8> eh?
<8> g'day spox
<3> howdy hantu
<3> my senior project is an IM suite
<3> and i'm trying to get everything integrated for next week
<3> so i'm happy stuff is going together well :P
<8> sounds good
<8> i wrote a ****ty algorithm for blockmoves edit distance
<8> and it took me 70mins to process 8 files.
<8> and then it gave me a segfault
<8> **** =\
<3> lol
<8> fixed it. timing it now.
<8> still have to write a mst for it, guh.
<9> can someone tell me why after I have about one month didn't run my apache in my pc than now when go to services.msc to start it it cannot be start anymore ?
<3> something broke
<4> check your error.log
<3> captian obvious to the rescue!
<4> ba-da-DUH-da-DUHHHHHHHH
<3> okay, i really have to go make coffee now
<9> no listening sockets available, shutting down .
<9> what do i need to do to make it work again ?
<4> stop whatever else is using that port
<9> evulish_ how do I know what software is using the port of apache ?
<4> no idea
<9> what can I do now ?
<4> it's probably iis
<9> i'm using apache
<9> no iis install in my pc
<4> are you positive?
<4> it can be installed with windows
<9> evulish_ my problem is with apache
<9> why you talk about iis ?
<4> no ****
<4> because iis runs on the same port as apache
<1> run netstat -nap tcp
<9> kicken than ?
<9> still cannot connect
<1> see if something using the same port number apache is wanting to use.
<4> heh. i like citibank's rewards program
<9> kicken the port that apache using is 80 ?
<4> yes
<1> unless you changed it, yes
<9> there is something using port 80
<1> Then stop it.
<1> Or tell apache to use something else.
<9> how to stop it ?
<9> or how to tell apache to use something else ?
<4> heh
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