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<0> he made scruffypoo an SOP
<0> doesn't that figure
<0> why this bull**** when nickserv tells you what you want to know?
<1> hmm
<2> that chick who cut her hair off is so god damn funny
<0> Technobabble: still can't get over it, eh?
<1> that wigger response is funnier I think
<0> I have to admit I agree with poutine
<1> plus all those comments saying "hahaha ur white" and nobody mentions he committed a felony
<0> poutine: that's the problem with the net.. nobody thinks that the law applies to it
<0> I bet he wouldn't consider putting that on cable access though.
<1> I'd say he'll likely be arrested
<2> wigger response?
<1> yes
<1> comcor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrqVPpRIcpY&mode=related&search=
<0> @php sleep(100);
<3> PHP Warning: sleep() has been disabled for security reasons
<3> Result:
<0> mod_spox: catch fire
<0> god larry king is playing a clip from al gore's global warming propaganda video
<1> They believe a period of global warming predated the extinction of the dinosaurs
<2> you watch more CNN than i do
<1> must be all those prehistoric CFCs
<2> the average temperature of the world is 4 degrees warmer than it is right now
<0> Technobabble: i usually have CNN or KRON4 (morning local news & traffic) in the background when I'm at my desk
<2> so WTF ever on the global warming thing
<0> well... I don't doubt that warming happens globally.. I just don't buy into all of the hype w/o sound scientific explanations
<0> Al Gore claiming that we're all going to be underwater tomorrow doesn't really hold any water with me
<2> they talk about "we need to cut back on the burning of fossil fuels"
<2> but that's going to happen no matter if we want it to or not
<0> it's all designed as an excuse to raise taxes
<0> how's that for tinfoil-hattery?
<1> it's sick how they worship jblack
<1> he's such a cockknob
<1> I wish I owned a fanboy channel
<0> I'm sure its not all that its cracked up to be.
<0> Anyways I'm out
<5> any knows a good php photo gallery with strong support of dhtm effects, maybe lights box, with good admin and lots of users features (slideshws, voting, comments, maybe even selling, etc) ?
<6> Its called <?php ?>
<5> hehe :D
<7> but...what's "php"?
<6> its really "strong", you can put any "users features" what ever you want right in the those middle
<7> wow....
<8> Lion29: try coppermine
<5> Slide-O-Mix: will try! thanx
<9> hi.. i want to include php in a .html page... and what that php to be compiled..
<9> where do I have to chnage the configuration
<5> coppermine is good, but its nothing web2... I would like to get some new galleries maybe exalted with strong ajax/scriptacolus or interface features
<5> linuxbangalore: if you want webserver to process .html files as php you should set this in apache conf file
<9> I am looking at the apache conf file
<9> where exactly I should be making the changes
<5> this you should ask on #apache
<5> AddType application/x-httpd-php .phtml .pwml .php3 .php4 .php .php2
<5> but here you go
<10> i have a quick form mail ***ignment, anyone intrested?
<11> whats that
<10> just a quotation form in html and i want it in my email
<12> join #linux
<12> desole
<12> j oublie le /
<12> :)
<11> @roulette
<11> @roulette
<3> D2niar: *click*
<11> @roulette
<11> @roulette
<3> D2niar: *click*
<13> hiya all
<13> anyone here who know 'bout mod rewrite
<14> @search apache mod_rewrite tutorial
<3> Search results for apache mod_rewrite tutorial:
<3> URL Rewriting | redirecting URLs with Apaches mod_rewrite ... -> http://tinyurl.com/3k2rs [www.yourhtmlsource.com]
<14> kaBAM
<14> http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y112/toejam13/lego4jb.gif
<15> w***susp my bits
<13> heya ***id
<15> hi
<16> ***id yew know about mod rewrite rules?
<15> what about them
<17> !
<17> What mySQL datatype would one use to store Latitude and Longitude.
<17> ?
<17> Decimal seems obvious...
<17> But are there any others which are better suited?
<8> werd
<17> werd, brutha!
<17> Or is that some obscure data type that I haven't found yet?
<17> Either way...
<14> decimal will work just fine
<8> double werd
<17> Thank you, spox.
<8> @confess filter hairy
<3> [38519] my name is hugh....i like this girl called ariel, and the thing that turns me on the most is that she has a hairy happy trail and has arms like a monkey
<14> lol
<17> @confess filter decimal
<3> [204762] Once I tried to impress a girl by reciting pi to 30 decimal places. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
<17> How common is it to use separate tables for fields that may not be shared across all records?
<14> i guess it would depend on what you are storing
<17> Composing an example now. Thanks. :-0
<14> burn baby burn
<14> DISCO INFERNO
<17> All journal entries have a Date & Primary Activity (such as coding).
<18> http://www.mbuk.com/newsdetails.asp?id=218
<18> nuts.
<18> i bet the riders didn't even notice
<17> On certain days I'll also exercise on a bicycle, and post total time, distance, maximum speed, and average speed.
<17> But that's not going to be every day, and there will be long stretches with none of that.
<18> i'd sa create a separate table for that and do joins
<18> rather than have 5 empty fields
<14> damn
<17> My thoughts exacty.
<14> 45ft
<17> Where ID of the new table = the same ID of the main table (which autoincrements.)
<18> ahahaha
<0> WHat a ***** - no ring of fire?
<19> it burns burns burns.
<0> I think I'm going to start signing my emails with ILPAAMN after my name
<18> i like penises and anal many nights?
<0> I love putting acronyms after my name
<0> I'm so sick of reading mailing lists infested with these credential collectors
<0> Like I care that you love torturing yourselves on standardized tests because you want to put something after your name that leads you to believe you are better than everyone else
<18> you know what i hate
<18> people that need an ETA on everything
<18> like something broke yesterday
<0> heh
<18> and 30 seconds after i hear about it, some bitch asks me when it'll be fixed
<18> i had located the correct log file by the time she messaged me
<0> I'd have a hard time not snapping at her
<18> so i responded "i don't know. i have to look at it first"
<18> she asked if there was someone who could give a more definitive answer
<0> that means nothing to those people
<18> i said no.
<18> i wanted to smack her
<18> it's not like i snap my fingers and magically know what to do
<18> i should say like 12 hours next time
<0> ;)
<18> yeah we have to rehaul the transmissions center for the database actualizer mechanism after resetting the relationship management cluster
<18> i always feel like saying "it'll take less time if you stop bothering me about how long it'll take"
<18> there are two people that reported this problem to me
<18> one guy did it nicely so i kept him updated on the issue
<18> the other was a **** trumpet cunt bitch
<0> ROFL
<0> I'm going to go the hillbilly mechanic route next time - I like that
<0> I'd just ignore it in the future
<18> the actual problem was that IT upgraded the oracle client
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