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<0> and someone thought that the electricity would go all the way out to peoples' phones
<1> heh
<1> youtube is fuxored
<2> in the end, they were just stupid telephones, you usually needed someone on the other end to talk to after you after you made your great display of geekdom
<0> youtoob's been fux0rd
<1> I'm pulling 500s from it right now
<0> omg
<0> heh, this chick i know works for a CNC milling company
<1> I had a friend who used to have one of those line phones with the alligator clips
<0> and she had her dad mill her out some soul plates to make Quad skates out of Etnies
<0> comcor, i have all that stuff still
<0> punch down tools, toners and all that
<1> "and she had her dad mill her out some soul plates to make Quad skates out of Etnies
<1> "
<1> what the hell is that in English?
<1> babelfish doesn't recognize it



<2> etnies are shoes
<2> I got that
<0> ya know... Quads
<2> quad skates being roller skates?
<0> as opposed to roller BLADES
<2> soul plates? wtf
<1> poutine: shouldn't you be playing fedt right now?
<0> http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=51582432&albumID=0&imageID=1855274759
<1> never heard the term "quad skates"
<2> comcor, heh, I'm really not fedt, his capitalization and spelling quirks should tell you that
<1> if you say roller skates, I think of four-wheel skates, though
<0> okay, quad skates have HARD souls, that way you can bolt them to the frames
<0> regular shoes do not
<2> 1. fedt does not capitalize I
<2> I always do
<0> so she made her dad use the milling machine to make a plate that goes under the shoe
<1> poutine: even you know that multiple personalities can have drasticall different traits, like handwriting
<0> the machines make something like 600 dollars an hour, yet he stopped the whole thing for her to make plates for her shoes
<2> comcor, It's arguable whether multiple personalities exist
<1> Technobabble: gotcha
<2> they're fakers
<1> poutine: even still, you could easily be faking it too
<2> I can't fake typing quirks
<2> not for a long period of time
<0> i guess i know what i'm doin friday
<2> Technobabble NEVER capitalizes the first letter of every sentence
<0> i don't put periods at the end either
<2> he doesn't capitalize 'I' either
<2> Technobabble, neither do most people
<0> i do use comas though
<1> poutine: We can enforce the complete-sentence policy, if it would please you.
<2> no
<0> i do use periods when i say certain things
<2> I like being able to tell people by their typing quirks
<0> like
<0> poutine ****s.
<2> that was a complete sentence
<1> poutine: Complete sentences end with punctuation.
<2> not on IRC
<2> ^ fragment
<0> man, that would be brutal
<1> poutine: Show me in the RFC where it says that.
<1> Technobabble I find it a challenge that is fun to experiment with.
<1> It always ends the same way, though.
<2> comcor, If you hate lack of punctuation, check out what fedt does, he says 'yw' and 'yar'
<1> You know an awful lot about what fedt does for someone who isn't faking him on IRC, poutine.
<2> comcor, I'm checking the few logs that I have
<1> I'm sure you are.
<2> but are no longer since you keep banning frustum
<2> php-log.txt.16Jan2007:[20:31] <fedt> haha
<2> php-log.txt.16Jan2007:[20:32] <fedt> TMA
<2> php-log.txt.16Jan2007:[20:32] <fedt> bsd license ftw?
<2> php-log.txt.16Jan2007:[23:58] <fedt> duh
<1> You keep violating the agreement.
<2> I violated it once
<2> in the month or so it's been back
<1> So regardless of the number of times you've done so, you've proven untrustworthy. This, however, was something I expected.
<2> php-log.txt.30Jan2007:[01:07] <1> Je m'appelle le fromage
<1> Technobabble: "You think that complete sentences are challenging?", comcor asked, "Try third-person narrative."
<1> "Mmmm... fromage", comcor said with satisfaction.
<2> "what does your nickname mean?", poutine asked with a look of curiosity in his eye.



<1> "You'll never know", he replied with a air of absoluteness. Poutine of course knew this, but the curiousity never left him.
<0> http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=51582432&albumID=0&imageID=1855274759
<2> poutine wonders quietly, "Does comcor remember our agreement?"
<0> ack
<0> wrong one
<0> hold on
<1> It was at that point that Technobabble posted a link.
<0> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10VmJ-8XGA4&eurl=
<2> dammit
<0> some chick getting married freaks out 'cause her hair looks stupid
<2> why can't I see what myspace pics Technobabble was looking at
<0> poutine, they were just skates, you didn't miss anything
<2> oic
<0> it wasn't boobies or anything cool
<1> "Hah!", comcor exclaimed, "a bride named Esther".
<1> A woman and alcohol are a dangerous combination.
<0> on her wedding day
<1> Technobabble: No, always.
<2> I have decided to get a girlfriend
<2> then I'll be better than all of you
<0> no always what?
<0> oh
<0> i know a lot of girls who are fun drunk
<0> and not dangerous
<1> Hah! "Now I look like a boy...I look so ridiculous...why did you let me cut my hair (sobbing)"
<1> They should require permits to operate computers. Here's this gem in response to Technobabble's "Hair wig out" girl.
<1> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrqVPpRIcpY&mode=related&search=
<1> Wow.. just wow.. The dumb **** actually recorded a death threat to the hair wig out girl and posted it on the Web.
<2> indeed
<2> quite stupid
<1> OK.. I need some sleep
<2> you forgot to unban frustum
<2> and ban fedt
<1> Pick which one you want the most.
<2> unban frustum
<2> This is like the end of Batman II I think it was
<2> err
<2> batman III
<2> at least
<2> no there were 2 old batman movies right with keaton?
<1> I could pull a jblack and ask you to write an essay one why you think frustum should be unbanned...
<1> I think so.. check imdb
<2> jblack is a dumb cunt
<2> I bet he's a fat ****
<2> fat ****!
<1> He did that with ops.
<2> I'm aware
<1> And of course, plenty of faggots did so
<2> I wonder if he posted them somewhere
<1> and it was obvious from the way they ran the channel
<2> !php penis_flood(5);
<2> did he post them somewhere?
<1> they might have been on teh channel site
<1> but I can't remember
<2> There's so many things funny about their website
<2> http://dalnet.merconline.com
<2> first off, $0 in donations
<2> secondly, the external blogs are spam, and each one has at least 2 entries
<2> Note
<2> Please link from your pages to pages here that help you!
<1> "One /nick at a time"
<1> how clevar
<2> http://dalnet.merconline.com/node/49/36#comment-36
<1> oh what the ****
<1> poutine: by the way, I really don't care if you penis_flood provided that you don't actually flood the channel
<1> And interrupt anything worthwhile
<1> christ
<1> I'm reading this whole thing and dying inside
<2> the forums are hilarious
<2> op management changes
<1> Next time I do something that seems schizophrenic, remember that this place isn't run like #linux
<2> !php get_mistwalker();
<3> Mistwalker : 4.9 [ http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=EMHLOSN&key=MAS ]
<1> he made scruffypoo an SOP


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