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<0> what wrong with jew ?
<1> DoyanTahuTempe, they're dirty
<2> Windows DVD maker
<1> i'm not licensing anything
<1> just wondering about the license of stuff i'm using
<2> you mean windoes RIAA/DMCA piracy reporter?
<3> oic
<4> Technobabble: you were born in Mexico?
<0> evulish : dirty ?
<1> yeah
<1> unclean
<2> depends on your definition of mexico
<3> DoyanTahuTempe, unclean like pig
<4> Technobabble: THE COUNTRY OF MEXICO
<1> dirty jews with their jew claws trying to get my gold
<3> Technobabble is a tex mex kid
<4> Seems like an obvious definition
<2> well, it depends on who you ask
<5> hey bitch, what's wrong w/ jews?
<4> No, it doesn't
<2> if you ask the mexicans, i was born on mexican land
<3> he was born at the alamo
<4> Mexico is a country
<2> if you ask americans, i was born in calfornia
<1> california is part of mexico, isn't it?
<4> Yeah, you're american... and a californian you poor ****
<2> evs, thats what i'm saying
<5> evulish: depends on who you ask now a days
<1> i mean, it's like 90% mexican anyways
<2> there's a civil war here
<4> evulish_: no, 1/3rd of it thinks it is, but happily enjoys the american parts
<4> Therefore making it most definitely american
<4> (id est: having it both ways)
<1> i always make jew jokes at the bar after work
<1> just because some of the stuff is so weird
<1> like they can't do work after sundown on friday
<4> If California == Mexico, New York == Israel, and Chicago = Pollocks
<2> ha ha
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<5> actually, the only thing jewish about me is my name...
<4> Jstr is pretty Jewish
<5> but I would hate to be jewish, or ammish
<2> jstr is jewish?
<4> Jstrstein would be most jewish, though
<5> Comcor: My name is Levi :D
<2> that's not jewish
<1> Leibowitz?
<2> that's just gay
<1> levi is gay and jewish
<2> ohhh
<5> **** yall
<2> jewish AND gay
<5> if i am gay, your mom is one nice guy...
<6> Jstr: the appropriate nomenclator is "**** yall mutha****as" kthx
<2> handle bars!
<1> how the hell do jew kids grow those ****ing sideburns
<1> is it a wig or something?
<5> no
<1> speaking of jews
<5> it's all real hair. just prolly waxed or something.
<1> i need to get to work on my taxes :(
<5> ?
<7> lawls
<7> me too
<5> evulish_: H and R
<7> I ****ed up my withholding
<2> ha ha ha
<7> and now my wife is pissed that we might not get a refund :/
<5> or tax software
<1> the IRS didn't get my efile signature last year so i don't think i can do that again
<7> taxes are designed to **** the middle cl*** ;/
<5> actually
<2> i don't get this
<5> look @ the local college around you.
<1> i use taxcut
<2> HardDisk Required GB hard drive with at least 15GB of available space
<5> the local college here prepares state taxes
<4> Technobabble: maybe it uses 25GB of backing space?
<3> I got a form today for my college tuition
<5> and the federal building will prepare your fed. taxes all for free :D
<1> the government ****ing RAPED my bonus
<3> what exactly am I supposed to do with it?
<1> took 6% shy of 50%
<4> evulish_: same here
<5> poutine: are you currently enrolled and or making payments?
<2> woundlt that be just 44%?
<1> yeah
<1> but it's more impressive if i put 50% in there
<3> yeah, I'm not on financial aid and I *just* started, so I've only put $2,452 in
<3> I got a "1098-T" today
<5> poutine: part of it is a write off
<5> wtf is a 1098-t ?
<5> i only get w2s, and 1099
<3> tuition statement of some sort
<4> poutine: if you aren't claimed as a dependant by anyone else, that will shave some dough off your taxable income
<1> education tax credit
<1> yeah
<5> ahh ok, **** i guess i should have paid some of my **** off
<3> sweet
<3> I need to learn how to do my own taxes
<5> i only owe like 10k
<1> poutine, do you give it all to an accountant?
<3> I give it to my father, who is an accountant
<5> nice
<4> lucky you
<5> but does he rape you?
<5> :D
<3> he doesn't charge me anything
<1> have him do it, do it in taxcut pro or whatever, and do it yourself
<4> lets just say that with my wife's phd, we are on the mortgage payoff plan
<5> sweet. I am coming over
<1> see what comes out the highest :P
<1> what are those forms
<1> 1040EZ?
<4> 1040, 1040A and 1040EZ
<4> you can't use EZ if you make over 100k in taxable income
<4> or if you itemize
<4> [deductions]
<5> if you itemize you have to do long form :(
<1> or if you make over $1,500 from investments
<4> Anyone here going to RSA next week?
<3> RSA?
<5> russa ?
<5> :"D
<1> security conference, eh?
<4> yeah..
<1> http://www.irs.gov/pub/irs-pdf/f1040ez.pdf?portlet=3
<1> no wonder they call it ez :P
<4> I'm probably going to pick up turbotax this weekend ;/
<4> costco prolly sells it
<4> ****ty thing is I have to that multi-state tax ****
<5> sams / costco / walmart
<5> you are going to get ****ed.
<1> comcor, that confused me so much last year
<5> what 2 states ?
<1> i think i'm going to buy turbotax this year and pirate taxcut
<4> Jstr: why should today be different from any other day?
<1> see what does it better
<1> that's the plan for the weekend, i think
<4> Jstr: Indiana and CA.. dunno how it will pan out, since I only lived in CA for 3 months of last year
<5> how much did you make in ca?
<1> when are taxes due by?
<4> heh, more than half of what I made in Indiana
<4> evulish_: apr 15
<5> **** man.
<1> oh wow
<1> i thought it was march
<4> evulish_: nah, you got time
<4> we're not in a hurry, since we'll probably owe
<1> haha
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