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<0> just a pain int he as slike I said
<1> yup
<2> and also designed by a collection of ***holes
<3> lol
<1> it was a good idea, implimented by jack***es
<2> trollboy: that will be how the human race is remembered
<3> lol
<4> which one is correct for php4 ? cl*** Singleton { static var $_instance; } or... cl*** Singleton { function &getSingleton(){ static $_instance; } }
<2> "Oh Flarbnyl, you know the human race had such great ideas... too bad they were all implemented by jack***es."
<1> I doubt we'll get the "good idea" part
<2> php 4 doesn't have static, does it?
<4> comcor, static surely works for function
<1> no it doesn't
<1> it has function
<1> and var
<2> Ox41464b: it should work outside of the function, otherwise wtf?
<1> private/public/static/protected are all php5
<1> as is construct
<2> Ahh, php.. A good idea implemented by jack***es
<4> @php cl*** foo { var $i; function &getSingleton(){ static $v; if(!$v) $v=new foo; return $v; } } $o=&foo:getSingleton(); $o->i++;$o->i++;$o->i++; echo (foo:getSingleton)->i;
<5> PHP Parse error: syntax error, unexpected ':', expecting T_PAAMAYIM_NEKUDOTAYIM
<4> blah...!
<2> excuse me what
<2> T_PAAMAYIM_NEKUDOTAYIM <-- what in blazes is that a faggot acronym or another language
<2> hrm
<2> hebrew
<2> well, Zend is an Israeli company, isn't it?
<4> heh.... suddenly its works on both php4 and php5
<4> @php cl*** foo { var $i; function &getSingleton(){ static $v; if(!$v) $v=new foo; return $v; } } $r=&foo::getSingleton();$r->i++;$r->i++;$x=foo::getSingleton();echo $x->i;
<5> Result: 2
<2> Ox41464b: did you mean to not grab the singleton by reference in the last call? (i.e. $x = foo::getSingleton(); )
<4> comcor, err... forgot the
<4> &
<2> could cause problems :p
<2> stupid php
<2> did they change objects to auto p*** by reference in php5?
<4> you mean those reference notice ?
<4> @php error_reporting(E_ALL); function foo(&$willcausenotice){}
<5> Result:
<4> ....
<2> eh?
<0> hey thanks for the help Ox41464b
<6> ansi, stfu
<2> ugh
<2> chocolate+chicken livers
<6> wtf
<2> "Top Chef"
<6> thats gross man
<0> follower: eat a choad
<6> =)
<2> ansimation: he apparently listened
<6> har har
<2> haha
<2> people of boston are ****ing idiots
<2> and the media proved once again they are the dumb whores of tv
<7> hey anyone awake to h elp me out..
<8> no
<7> ><
<7> anyway i got this line $query = mysql_query("INSERT INTO `tuts` (`tutid`, `autor`, `titulo`, `tutorial`, `fecha`, `cat`, `clicks`, `tutimg`) VALUES ('NULL', '$autor', '$titulo', '$tut', '$fecha', '$cat', '0', '$tutimg')") or die(mysql_error());
<7> but it dosnt work ><
<8> ><
<8> you're going to have to be more specific.
<7> i get errors...
<8> great
<7> it dosnt do the query...
<8> you're going to have to actually tell us the errors
<7> You have an error in your SQL syntax; check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near '\' (ASCII=92) state=1 in /home/iswm/public_html/at109/includes/functions.php(' at line 1
<8> echo your query
<8> with the data in it
<7> what?
<8> $sql = "INSERT INTO ... $fecha ..."; echo $sql;
<7> ok
<7> Warning: Unexpected character in input: '\' (ASCII=92) state=1 in /home/iswm/public_html/at109/includes/functions.php(39) : regexp code on line 18
<8> what
<8> are you pasting line 18?
<7> of functions.php?
<7> if so its '#\[u\](.*?)\[\/u\]#se',
<8> that's the problem. not the query
<7> but im not using that tag ><
<8> tag?
<9> ?
<8> and what's this >< thing you keep doing?
<9> they're eyes
<7> yeah...
<9> like asians
<9> or sometimes on south park
<7> yup
<7> anyway that line is for when i use bbcode [u][/u] but im not using it in the script...
<9> oh
<8> well apparently it's being used somewhere
<9> don't worry about it. no one underlines anyway.
<8> I UNDERLINE, BITCH
<9> YA?!?!
<7> actualy... no one but me posts...
<9> anyway...i dunno. i'd have to see it.
<7> ...
<7> see what?
<7> wich one of the files...
<2> http://****youboston.ytmnd.com/
<2> lawls
<7> heh
<2> lol
<2> http://omgmastershakeisevil.ytmnd.com/
<7> ok, found out the problem is that im using &u &r &k and not '
<7> ok... tnx for that comcor, found a bug on one of my mIRC scripts...
<9> that's one fugly typo, m8
<7> not a typo...
<8> oh sweet god.
<2> http://paranoidboston.ytmnd.com/
<7> ok i hate php and mysql now...
<2> Bill Nye representing on Larry King Live!
<8> i never know what to charge for a project
<10> I am a perverted justice agent
<1> YAY
<1> got pics?
<7> wow do perverted justice agency exist?
<7> does *
<2> apparently in boston
<10> yeah I saw this "to catch a predator" for the first time since I don't watch dateline (horrible show)
<10> I don't see how this isn't entrapment
<7> hahaha
<10> or how they cook up charges over it
<11> i was going to watch that for the first time too
<11> it is entrapment
<11> it's their stupidity that gets them busted
<8> it's only entrapment if the police do it
<10> In ohio, they deputized perverted justice
<2> poutine: entrapment can only be performed by law enforcement
<11> yeah, but the police are there on hand waiting
<8> yeah, they're waiting, but not pretending to be 13 year old girls
<10> 1. There is no victim
<7> hahahaha
<8> that's my problem with it
<2> right right... unless there is proof that LE is enlisting the media to do this (rather than vice versa) its not entrapment
<10> 2. Is it a crime to go to a house?
<11> where you were invited
<8> i hate the "intent" arrests
<10> comcor, they deputized perverted justice in ohio
<10> because ohio has laws against organizations such as perverted justice
<10> Under Ohio law, for prosecutors to file the most serious charges, there must be a police officer involved in the chat or phone conversation, so the Perverted Justice members who took part were temporarily deputized for the length of the operation.
<2> that would be entrapment
<10> all in all, I don't really give a ****, put the kid ****ers in jail, but at least make an interesting show
<10> everyone is always so calm on it
<10> they should have jesse ventura or someone host it
<2> lol
<8> ah ****. my coworker wants photoshop 3
<9> heh
<8> i don't feel like getting out of bed, though
<9> gross
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