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<0> the actual problem was that IT upgraded the oracle client
<1> if you get called on it say you were busy fixing the problem
<0> and it broke compatability with our driver
<1> Isn't that what QA is for?
<0> oh, i ignored this bitch when she started asking for my boss' cell
<0> comcor: that's what i thought
<0> luckily they only did it on the backend production servers
<0> they act like the site they're editors for is like the new york times of retail foreign exchange news
<1> hrm
<1> perhaps evulish needs ring of fire
<1> well, I've gotta get to work
<1> take it easy
<2> angry at who?
<2> doh
<3> g'day kids.
<4> wtf
<4> thought they got you
<3> hah
<3> got me?
<4> yeah. the aliens
<4> so wtf have you been up to
<3> vacation
<3> back in .my..
<3> another 3 weeks then im back to .au
<3> the internet connection here ****ed, after the taiwan earthquake =\
<4> oic
<3> how you been mate?
<4> not bad
<4> I wish the chime for the back door of the office sounded different from the one for the front door. ****ing workers keep going in and out and I keep thinking it's a customer each time
<3> lol.
<3> ohay spox
<3> gotta love irssi's (+2 more), cute..
<3> 00:47 -!- Netsplit over, joins: @mod_spox, frustum, lee, iWeed, spox, TacomaTrailer, RaNdY, Thyrone, trollboy_, Slide-O-Mix (+2 more)
<3> im off again
<3> ciao guys.
<4> cya
<5> can somebody pls help me... I don't have a clue how to solve this
<5> http://pastebin.us/13119
<0> Lion29: use regex
<6> Could one conceivably use a DATE as one's primary key?
<5> evulish: I know I should, but I don't know how :S
<6> There's never going to be more than one separate entry per date.
<0> $array = ('n' => '/news/index/[1-9]+/'); foreach ($array as $k => $v) { if (preg_match($v, $yourstring, $matches)) { return array($k, $matches); } }
<5> wow
<5> will try it right now
<0> that would be function getPubType($yourstring)
<6> I'm not going to use a UNIX Timestamp format; it'd have to be an actual date.
<6> DATE format, I mean.
<4> why's taht
<4> too flexible and convenient?
<0> buuuurn
<6> I calls 'em like I sees them.
<6> When I sees myself a date, I calls it a date.
<4> tongue-tied and twisted, just an earthbound misfit, I
<5> evulish: Warning: Unknown modifier 'a' in d:\root\gow4_com\cl***ifieds\pub_maintenance.php on line 26 tis is the error I am getting on the line where preg_match is called if (preg_match($v, $string, $matches)){
<5> where $string is the function's parameter
<5> this is my whole script: http://pastebin.us/13125
<5> evulish: are you there?
<0> yes
<0> oh right
<0> $PRAVILA['N'] = '~/news/index/[1-9]+/~'; //pravilo za newse
<0> or even
<0> $PRAVILA['N'] = '~^/news/index/[1-9]+/$~'; //pravilo za newse
<0> apply those changes to all 3 of those lines
<5> cool, thanx
<5> evulish: Ok, now it works, but In my result array I am getting [0]='N', [1]=$string... I would like to get instead of the whole string just that number
<0> $string?
<5> yes, the function paramter
<5> basically, the vaule I check
<0> oh right
<0> in the array thingy, replace [0-9]+ with ([0-9]+)
<5> great!
<5> thank you really really much!
<5> or very very ;)
<1> evulish: I think "thingy" should be a type
<1> I like that
<0> heh
<0> it would be a neat use for generics
<0> new Array<Thingy>()
<5> :D
<1> I like it much better than "Object"
<5> hehe
<1> public cl*** Thingamabob extends Thingy
<5> ok, now my array is set like $STATS[$type] = $id; I would like to count all the entries in my array that have $type "N" and the same id
<5> do I need to go foreach for each entry and first find all the distinct id's and then foe each id check the array again to count them all?
<7> on my way back from cl***, I went to hawk(hock?) a loogie in a frappuccino bottle and it went all over me, luckily, when I grabbed one end up of it, the rest stayed attached and came off leaving only a slight green slimy residue
<0> Lion29: it sounds like your database is all sorts of ****ed up
<5> :D nah... I am just trying to count all the logged entries :)
<0> well, in an array, you can't have multiple entries with the same key
<0> so the answer will always be 0 or 1
<1> poutine: you have a cold?
<7> I have the flu or something, I've been sick for a week
<0> i'm super amazed i haven't been sick
<0> everyone at work has been except me
<7> you just jinxed yourself
<0> must be my superior genes.
<7> I haven't been sick in years before this, this **** is wicked
<1> evulish: I'll send this kleenex your way, if you want.
<0> last year all my sick days were used just because i didn't feel like going to work
<1> I wish recruiters wouldn't email my work address
<7> I've been looking for this picture for fedt for ages, and I just now found it again on fark: http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l253/farkmaster/149741.jpg
<0> ****ing log4j
<0> why are you freezing
<7> evulish: My guess would be it's stuck in some sort of loop
<7> but that seems to cause just about every freeze
<1> that or a semaphore problem (if its threaded)
<5> evulish: thanks again for all the help! I managed to finish what I wanted!
<7> well ****
<7> http://it.slashdot.org/it/07/02/01/1457252.shtml
<7> "George Ou writes in his blog that he found a remote exploit for the new and shiny Vista Speech Control. Specifically, websites playing soundfiles can trigger arbitrary commands
<0> haha
<7> although I see no comments about it
<7> the cheapo sound cards are often half duplex
<7> so I doubt it'd be a problem
<0> tamper data rules
<7> wtf, is that portuguese, why did the u have an accent aigu thingy
<7> looks spanish
<0> your face looks spanish!
<7> evulish is a guy who looks like he should be a greasy mexican but he's not
<6> Is the TIME mySQL datatype sufficient for posting intervals?
<6> 7 hours, 15 minutes, for example?
<6> !
<6> Nevermind that, stupid quesiton.
<6> READ THE ****ING MANUAL, DUMB***!
<0> i'd use timestamp for that
<8> the first step to recovery is admitting that you have a problem. good job.
<0> heh. LAST_ANAL
<2> @confess filter anal
<9> [49013] I want to have anal *** with my wife to feel the power. I imagine she would enjoy it since she is always rubbing her *** against me. And a fine *** it is.
<10> Refine ResultsSenders
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<10> sory...............................
<2> hmmm, not bad
<2> doh
<10> How can i fetch email addresses in my yahoo inbox?
<10> <0> paypal me $5
<10> sory again
<11> u retard
<10> How can i fetch email addresses in my yahoo inbox? thats the questions
<0> we heard you
<0> and that has nothing to do with html or php
<2> or your mom
<2> @confess filter your mom
<9> [26214] When I was younger, I had to babysit my little cousins. They were really sensitive and cried whenever their mom left. As soon as they forgot why they were crying, I would tell them, "Don't worry, your mommy will be back soon" just to make them start crying again.
<2> haha
<0> god, IT around here is so useless
<0> we have 20 people in that department and only 2 of them are not away
<11> lol
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