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<0> http://www.flickr.com/photos/vanderlin/358750320/
<0> is what it looks like
<0> http://www.flickr.com/photos/vanderlin/358754548/
<0> closer
<0> i love this country
<1> hoax?
<2> lol
<1> i don't think that's the definition of a hoax
<0> nope
<1> The device was detonated
<1> ahahahaha
<3> wtf? I must have missed that
<1> The device was detonated
<1> er
<1> Mieth described the object at the T station as "a sophisticated electronic device."
<4> yeah, I don't think it should be considered a hoax either



<1> LEDs + battery = sophisticated?
<0> well, it was flipping him off
<1> a hoax is INTENDED to fool people
<1> According to the Cartoon Network, the show is an animated comedy about three detectives in the shape of human-sized food products that live together in a rental house in New Jersey.
<1> the show sounds so bad when you describe it
<2> LEDs?
<2> why not incandescent lamps?!
<0> where did that come from?
<2> i dunno... :[
<5> howdy
<4> @confess filter fork
<6> [237341] I found lots of anal *** porn videos of my dad's. Ew. Disgusting. I want to drive a fork into my eyes. He's such a pervert, always complimenting on girl's boobs and staring at women's bodies. I want to shoot him in the head.
<7> @confess filter oral
<6> [231471] I wish that i had no morals so i can be a slut. I crave *** all the time. I want to be ****ed by a white man with a huge penis hardcore. i also *********e every change i get. it's because my boyfriend is really bad in bed and last a short time. i have to make up for it by *********ing.
<1> @confess filter mesnt
<6> No confessions matched given filter.
<1> @confess filter menst
<6> [198540] i like to watch girls menstruate
<4> @confess filter masterca
<6> [230902] i am so sad diners club is going away. no more diners club. now it will be mastercard. i hate. it was cool having a card no one acceepted and was so clhiche.
<8> http://www.avun.com/girls menstruate.html
<8> http://www.avun.com/mastercard.html
<4> @confess filter blood
<6> [182404] I am in a relationship with a chiense girl. the *** is bloody fantastic,she spits in my face during *** and says **** my hamstee ***** (she thinks she is a hamster?) and she calls me mastee. i ****ing love it
<2> wow
<5> zoned
<4> hey, it was 23% yesterday I thought
<5> he is programmed to change his percentage
<4> nice
<5> it will gradually reach 200%
<5> time will fold on itself
<2> yeah, spox, why is it 28% now?
<5> dont you pay attn
<9> no, he doesnt
<9> thats why hes on autokick
<10> hello people
<10> anybody here could suggest a thesis title that involves database & artificial intelligence
<4> "Databases and Artificial Intelligence"
<1> Programattically doing evulish's Job
<10> anything that involves the two of it....just a an idea..please
<5> DB&AI
<1> like i suggested in #java
<5> DB Et AI
<11> Spox, any idea on how I could get that POST thing working with SSL?
<4> @confess filter mom
<6> [99128] my mom had her period in a cup, then i drank it
<11> actually, i think fsockopen supports https..
<4> @confess filter mom
<6> [29635] My mom doesn't know I failed two cl***es last semester, and I plan on continuing to lie about my gpa until I've been out of college at least five years. Otherwise she will kill me.
<4> @confess filter mom
<6> [92499] i told my mom that i went to a friend's party. but in reality, i went w/ my boyfriend to a city that was over 100 miles away. i had a lot of fun.
<4> some of those are pretty weak
<12> hi, i have a php 5 question
<12> i am doing development on php5 which needs to be hosted on php4
<12> what can i do as a workaround for making sure that i dont p*** by ref
<4> *sigh*
<12> erm?
<12> Slide-O-Mix,
<4> what?
<12> duh
<12> nothing



<13> Hi got a question. i got a db with 8 opcions, and i want to update only one of those would this work: $query = "UPDATE tuts SET clicks='$clicks' WHERE tutid='".$id."' LIMIT 1";
<2> why not tutid=
<2> '$id' ?
<2> you did that for clicks
<14> if i use header Location: for redirecting to another page, when the nextpage will load, the HTTP_REFERER supposed to give me the original director ?
<2> yeah, but not all browsers send that header
<14> ie6/ie7/ff2 supposed to give me that ? , cause i can't understand why i get nothing
<11> anyone know why feof() is returning true even when the connection has been terminated?
<15> Because feof returns true at the end of the file or when the connection times out or is terminated...
<16> @confess filter zend
<6> No confessions matched given filter.
<16> @confess filter php
<6> [231101] During ***, I've thought about php related problems I've had at work.
<2> HAI FINK
<15> YARRLOW
<2> i was home, sick, today
<11> sorry.. it's returning false when the connection is closed
<15> Liar!
<15> You're too scared to drive in the rain!
<2> NA UH!
<2> i drove yesterday
<2> and it was raining a lot more in scottsdale than out east
<15> Hoondie, how is the socket being closed? Are you closing it on your own, or are you closing it by letting the server close it?
<2> socket->close();
<2> oh
<2> @socket->close();
<11> fink: i have tried both
<11> i'll show you the code snippet.
<14> on 1.php, i have: header("Location: 11.php"); , on 11.php i have: echo $_SERVER['HTTP_REFERER']; , i get empty page, using FF2/IE6/IE7.. anybody can tell me what i do wrong?
<11> fink: http://www.pastebin.ca/334917
<11> What happens is it prints out whatever is returned from the server..
<11> then the debug_count variable will increase at the rate of the stream_set_timeout value
<11> Any ideas?
<11> I'm also running it from CLI, would that make a difference?
<15> Shouldn't... it works perfectly fine for me...
<11> What verion PHP you running?
<15> Well, it works as long as the server kills off the connection.
<15> 5.1.6
<15> Tossing fclose(); in the mix screws it up.
<11> i done a if(is_empty($line)) fclose($socket).. that screwed it up
<11> you running it from CLI?
<11> it's also grabbing a URL using https..
<15> You might want to try something like: while (!feof($socket) && @is_resource($socket)) {
<15> Instead of just while (!feof($socket))...
<15> Or, you can do something like: if (is_empty($line)) { fclose($socket); break; }
<17> help
<11> nope.. still increments every 2 seconds
<17> i uploaded a pic to mysql.. now how do i display in on a page?
<17> ..with "bin2hex(file_get_contents($_FILE['picture']['tmp_name']));"
<17> $_FILES
<17> heeeelp
<2> that sounds kinda dumb
<15> Hoondie, did you try using break?
<11> Using it now
<11> Looks like that works
<11> What will happen if the server returns an empty line in between a bunch of text?
<15> It'll close the socket since the line will be empty.
<11> yea.. that's what i thought
<15> However, the line shouldn't actually be empty. There should be a \r or \n in the "empty" line.
<11> Good point
<15> Well, unless you're using trim() or something similar before hand.
<11> sounds good
<11> Thanks for that
<15> Sure thing.
<11> ah, think i found out why it's happening.. it's weird..
<11> i got an if(!$socket) { that'll read the $errorno and $errstr..
<11> and the server is returning an error 500.. but the thing is, fgets will still return the whole page
<18> ok.. man.. this is silly
<9> youre silly
<18> silly looking, silly smelling
<18> $query = sprintf("select * from cdr where channel like '%Zap%' and dst like '%26%' and calldate between '2006-12-30 00:00:00' and '2007-01-06 00:00:00'");
<18> wtf!?
<18> that looks the **** to me right


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