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<0> heh
<1> @domdocument->getelementsbytagname
<2> Format of this page is currently not supported. Unable to parse.
<2> http://www.php.net/domdocument->getelementsbytagname
<1> crap
<1> i thought i fixed that
<1> :/
<1> whoosh
<3> anyone watching CBS?
<0> nope
<4> no.. Fox News.
<3> Live with Josheph Bedon
<4> Always good to see what the enemy is trying to focus on
<3> he's infront of a building
<3> its bright and sunny
<5> uhg



<3> he's on capital hill
<5> i've spent nearly $80 since ****ing yesterday
<3> anyone see a problem here?
<3> evulish_?
<0> the media thinks we are as stupid as the government thinks we are
<3> sale on ***ually ambigous clothes?
<0> for the most part, they are both right :/
<5> in about 25 or 26 hours, actually
<5> trollboy: food and chinese people
<3> chinese people?
<5> yeah
<5> they do my laundry
<3> shen me zhongren?
<3> a, dong le
<5> $24 for laundry, $20 for dinner last night, $19 for the cab ride this morning, and probably $13 for dinner tonight
<6> he said americans are unbeatable in work ethic
<6> wtf is he on?
<7> americans are known to be the laziest
<6> right
<6> and we no longer have any sort of drive to innovate
<7> we have the shortest work days
<6> and now we're doomed to be the first country to make warewolves
<7> alot of other countires dont have most busineses close on saturdays and sundays
<3> its werewolf or werewolves
<1> i want to be on the other side of the median for those shortest days
<0> what is poutine's dalnet alias?
<6> it's probably virwolves
<3> no
<6> but i'm not gonna split hairs
<3> trust me
<3> I know my lycanthropes
<3> its werewolf
<6> what's the were for?
<3> From Wer
<3> Old english for Man
<6> vir is latin for man
<0> irc.d something?
<7> The name is thought most likely to derive from Old English 'wer' (or 'were') meaning 'man' (male "man" rather than gender-neutral "person, human")
<0> worthless people
<0> :-)
<0> irc.intpos.com
<0> huzzah
<0> go logs.
<0> and... it doesn't work
<3> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chevrolet_Corvette
<6> wtf
<8> good night
<9> BLaCk`EngiNe you're fired.
<10> fired on your day off
<9> it isn't even Friday
<1> @unlink!
<2> (PHP 3, PHP 4, PHP 5)
<2> bool unlink ( string filename [, resource context] )
<2> Deletes a file
<2> http://www.php.net/unlink



<11> hi all
<12> heya
<12> can some1 tell me the difference between echo and print, and whichone is the fastest ?
<13> hi !
<13> Does anyone knows any articles about implementing a search feature for a PHP-based (mysql) website?
<14> Your Own App v 1.0, or we don't support 3rd party **** 3.0
<14> oh... article..
<13> Or how I could I implement some sort of result rankinng?
<14> www.just****inggoogleit.com
<13> poutine: as if I didn't do that
<14> *as if*!
<15> wb ansi
<16> ty
<16> i gotta goto ****in probation
<16> gr
<15> well dont get into trouble, and that wouldn't happen :D
<16> **** my ***
<16> not like i wanted to get busted
<16> ;/
<15> ill kick your *** :D
<15> don't do the crime if you can't do the time :D
<16> imma be high as **** tonight though if i p*** my drug test
<16> :P
<15> rofl.. don't get caught..
<15> you could end up goin to jail.
<16> no ****
<15> if they revoke your prob. you could end up doin the full sentence.
<16> but i give myself 23-25 days a month without smoking
<15> heh hope they don't ever decide to do a hair test
<16> they wont
<16> and quit talking ****
<16> if i fail, im blaming you
<15> lol i aint talkin ****..
<16> ***.
<15> rofl. I didn't put the gun to your head and make you do anything :D
<16> yea you did
<16> hit this **** man
<16> *****
<16> c'mon
<16> just one toke
<15> rofl.
<15> that's funny since i don't smoke anymore.
<5> wtf did you do, anyways?
<16> peer pressure's a bitch aint it.
<15> due to the **** your in.
<15> evulish_: he got busted...
<16> eh, got busted with some dope and other stuff
<13> hi, can anyone help me with this singleton (php4) : http://pastebin.com/533766
<13> the object is created every time when I call that function....
<13> anyone?
<10> you constuct my sql join, ill make your stuff work
<10> sound like a deal?
<13> what?
<10> im bartering
<17> uh
<17> join?
<17> thats like sql 101
<10> hah
<10> you figure this one out then
<10> since you are so good
<13> oh oke, well show me the join
<17> id rather work on stuff that matters
<17> like this 50k client
<10> then stfu
<10> get back to work
<17> havent't heard that in a while
<17> i am working, ape
<10> not hard enough
<10> youll never get it finished if you play on irc all day
<17> i can afford to work on my own page


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