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<0> any of you ***hats know sql*plus?
<1> no
<0> is there a standard way to list tables?
<0> show tables ain't doing it
<2> show tables plus?
<0> huh?
<2> lol
<2> no idea
<2> yay, i've read the xhtml tutorial. i am now ready for XML =)
<2> wasn't there a patent war on XML awhile ago?
<3> how long did it take you to go through the xhtml stuff
<3> its not that complicated :P
<2> i know
<2> it was like, 2 pages altogether.. just too many distractions
<2> i didn't even learn anything new to be honest...... except what the different doctypes look like, but dreamweaver kinda conquers that for me
<0> trollboy: do you know oracle?



<4> nope
<5> i do
<5> i love it
<0> Technobabble: how the **** do you list tables?
<5> it's like spam
<2> trollboy, add "Life, is like a string of dogs"
<5> no idea
<0> ****er
<3> long story short, all tags must be lower case, must have a close or be self closing, and keep all style information outside of your markup
<0> oh yeah
<0> show tables
<0> list tables
<0> show *
<0> list *
<0> nothing works
<0> die.
<5> oracle ****s
<6> long story short, indeed
<5> waht do those guys do anyway
<0> what do what guys do?
<2> trollboy, what i can't wait to hear, is his excuse for why he bugged our telephones and why he basically anally raped the constitution.
<4> Consti-whatta
<0> select table_name from all_tables;
<2> What if one day, the exhibit for the constitution disapeared, that huge 132inch thick plate of steel, and it's underground all-proof, time capsule of a container just vanished. Who would question it's existance?
<4> SNES POLL: Which combat system is better: Final Fantasy or Zelda
<2> uhhh .. didn't know they had a Final Fantasy for SNES
<4> Hells yeah
<4> FF1 was for SNES
<4> FF3 was SNES
<4> FF1 was for NES
<2> i never was a big FF fan
<2> nevar played ANY of em, and proud of it
<7> what would be the best way to store information for a shopping cart?
<1> sessions
<1> database if you want persistance
<7> great
<8> make sure you put the prices in cookies
<7> the one thing i know nothing about
<1> lol
<3> thats song wrong
<3> *so wrong
<3> put the prices in cookies
<1> why? it allows for the best deals
<7> i dont even know where to start ;/
<3> has anyone actually ever done that
<1> probably
<3> good point, people are idiots
<8> kuprishuz: i'm sure people have stored it in a GET string..
<3> i think i would have a heartache if i got to see that
<7> pfft, i wont tell you what i was gonna do. lol
<3> do tell, do tell
<3> i havent had a good laugh in a while
<7> um yea
<7> heh, i was gonna store it in an array or some ****
<7> but like i said, i know nothing bout sessions and eh i dont know where to start
<7> ;/
<8> sessions are fairly simple
<3> and once you stored it in the array how did you plan on p***ing it to other pages
<8> they're just like any other variable (ie, you can store anything in them, including arrays and objects (though there are some special things to keep in mind when doing objects)).
<8> except they persist on the page for each user
<3> $_SESSION['cart'][0]['product_id'] = 2;



<7> @session!
<9> Failed to find definition for session!
<7> @session
<9> Listing of all session functions:
<9> session_cache_expire, session_cache_limiter, session_commit, , session_decode, session_destroy, session_encode, session_get_cookie_params, session_id, session_is_registered, session_module_name, session_name, session_regenerate_id, session_register, session_save_path, session_set_cookie_params, session_set_save_handler, session_start, session_unregister, session_unset, session_write_close
<9> http://www.php.net/session
<8> ignore .. most of those
<3> hold the product id and the qty, and on pages where you need to display pull the data from the db again
<7> heh, thank god. my jaw dropped.
<8> call session_start() at the top, on every page where you want to use sessions
<3> i wouldnt recommend storing the pricing
<8> then just use the $_SESSION array. period
<7> $_SESSION array. period?
<8> $_SESSION is an array
<8> like $_GET
<7> ok
<8> except you can set stuff in it
<7> ok
<3> only difference is that aslong as you put session_start() in the top of your page, until the browser is closed or you destroy the session, any data that is within $_SESSION persists
<7> ok
<8> want an example? <?php echo "Before start: ".$_SESSION["test"]."<br>"; session_start(); echo "After start: ".$_SESSION["test"]."<br>"; $_SESSION["test"] += 1; $var += 1; echo "After increment: ".$_SESSION["test"]."<br>"; echo "\$var: ".$var; ?>
<8> stick that in a page, and press reload a bunch of times
<2> trollyboy, topic change! 30 minutes.
<10> session_start() has to be the next line after <?
<8> fedt: no it doesn't
<10> WHAT?
<10> it does for me :(
<8> it just has to be before any output
<10> ahhh
<8> you can put a million lines before it if you want
<8> as long as none of them have output
<8> or you call ob_start()
<8> oh this is .. useful
<8> i'm glad i wasted my last cd on this
<8> just tried to burn a win2k image that has been slipstreamed .. it boots up and says "the file ftdisk.sys could not be found. press any key to reboot"
<7> ouch
<10> haha
<10> anyone know how to write a bruteforce in php?
<10> :-/
<10> ne1?
<8> bruteforce .. what?
<10> erm
<10> how about a program that makes every combination of letters and numbers?
<10> not bruteforce
<1> every combination eh?
<1> good luck with that
<1> WTF PHP!?
<1> why is this ****ing thing breaking
<10> :(
<10> i know it can be done!
<11> I love when people say exactly what a word means, and then they say, not <that word>
<8> fedt: sure it can
<8> it can be done in .. any languag
<10> i know, but php would be easiest for this
<10> groogs_, how do you do it?
<8> generate every combination of letters and numbers?
<8> thats a pretty damn open-ended question
<8> what are you doing with the numbers?
<8> what context is it running in?
<10> erm...connecting to an irc server
<7> lol
<10> anope
<11> you're trying to brute force an IRC server?
<10> a server which doesn't kill for bad nickserv idents
<11> get a clue, they don't want you there
<11> and a brute force would take forever doing that
<10> i think it could work...just have a bot connect on with that nick
<11> no it wouldn't work
<11> you could run a dictionary
<11> but not brute force it
<10> i doubt it's dictionary word
<10> it may take forever
<10> but this server only has two ircops
<10> so no one will see the reconnecting


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