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<0> ha
<0> well, i don't want 8000 calories
<1> with store procedures that return more than 1 set, which would be evaluated with *_fetch_array() ?
<1> the first, last, or all?
<1> hmm, and what's the different from mssql_query("exec sp_name param , list") or $q_id = mssql_init("sp_name param , list"); mssql_execute($q_id); ?
<1> hmmm
<1> ok, so mssql_bind adds params
<1> that's just a lot of extra code
<1> ahh, but I guess this is the way to retrieve return values
<1> ooh, that's kinda nifty
<1> very cool
<2> moo
<1> heh
<1> you guys help and you don't even know it
<2> you're a noob.
<2> ;)



<1> bah
<3> hey cv
<1> what up, babble
<3> talkin about Deadwood
<3> that show's great
<1> bah
<1> too much bad language
<3> i didn't know you were such a sensitive boy, tommy
<1> heh
<1> when it's every other word... it's annoying
<4> blurble
<4> and that's a fact
<5> ****ing cock****ers, the entire lot of 'em
<4> that's a fact, jack
<1> heh
<4> meh, I need to find something constructive to do
<6> comcor, Find a mate and reproduce
<4> meh
<7> it is your DENSITY
<4> hey you, get your damn hands off of her
<7> lol
<4> I need to pick those movies up on dvd
<7> mmm
<7> well, first one anyways
<3> ha ha
<2> rofl
<2> Technobabble IS a script
<2> look:
<2> (an excerpt from a mailing list)
<3> what?
<2> > Not shure on the software, but the hardware side would include a
<2> > combination of usb 2.0 to ide/sata <
<2> > http://www.scythe-usa.com/product/acc/013/scupc1000.html >; some type of
<2> > either wireless connection to a remote home box (pda/phone via unix
<2> > pipe/netcat/ssh && remote xwindows) or non-geeky pda/handheld w/
<2> > appropriate HD analysis software installed.
<2> > Comments?
<2> What the heck are you talking about? Am I talking to Craig.. or just some
<2> technobabble script? ;)
<2> bahahah
<3> wth are you talking about?
<2> you're a script
<2> read.
<2> its an excerpt from a mailing list.
<3> were you googleing me again?
<2> you're dense man
<2> I READ A MAILING LIST
<2> :P
<3> that's flattering
<3> i can't say taht i've googled any of you guys'
<8> not googleing you, but most definately oggling you
<3> but i'm touched that you guys google me
<8> no point in googling me, to many **** tarts out there stealing my nick
<3> and whores, i would ***ume
<8> but i'll show them
<8> oh yes, i'll show them all
<8> my ***, nyaahahaha
<2> uh oook
<2> haha look at this:
<2> "The company was founded in 1905 when Florence Butt opened C.C. Butt Staple and Fancy Groceries in Kerrville, Texas."



<2> C.C. Butt Staple
<2> ouch.
<8> yeah, and if your parents do you the disservice of naming you "bobcat", you might as well talk funny and make a living of t
<8> it*
<2> ;)
<2> My name is Harold Butt.
<2> hehe
<9> should i install php as a module or cgi library on my apache server?
<9> ok forget about it
<9> You don't have permission to access /php/php-cgi.exe/index.php on this server.
<9> how do i fix this error?
<10> hi
<10> can I get help here on how ot uninstall php on linux ?
<7> MetalWyrm: how did you install it?
<10> I didn't actually, someone used apachetoolbox to install it
<7> read the docs and see how to do the opposite; that's where i would start
<7> orrrr you could just disable it
<10> so far, documentation on apachetoolbox seems limited =/
<7> by removing the entry for .php in the configuration file
<7> or commenting it out and restarting apache
<7> i'm not familiar with apachetoolbox
<10> neither am I, lol
<10> but thanks, I'll try that out
<11> when i wont to select somethink form many tables what is the syntax?
<11> select * from ..?... where title like '%$word%'
<12> look up table joins
<11> where can i see some example about that?
<12> by looking up table joins
<11> how to do that
<12> open a web browser
<12> go to google.com
<12> and type in table joins
<11> hahahaha
<11> the problem i s that i have slect menu
<11> where name slect name=$category
<11> the select opitons have values=table name
<11> but i wont to put one option All category
<11> what value have to have for it?
<13> Store it as value="" and when it is posted test to see if the value == "". That way you know to select by all categories.
<11> my php search script is like that select * from $category where title like '%$word%'
<11> and if i put value=""
<11> it will not know from where to look
<12> u have a table for each category?
<11> option value = $category
<11> yes table for each category
<12> why
<11> why not
<11> so how to do it
<12> your using a relational database, so why not use it properly
<12> make a table full of your articles or pages or what ever they are
<12> then make a table full of category names
<12> in your articles table you have an integer field that stores the id of the category that it belongs to
<7> http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060801/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_hungary_bridge;_ylt=AvtgRZjeCP4uwq1l.aL2kbys0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3NW1oMDRpBHNlYwM3NTc-
<14> sweet... http://www.whenpenguinsattack.com/2006/07/19/php-template-engine-roundup/?1=1
<14> hours and hours of pointless work
<14> since php IS a damn template engine!
<15> ??
<16> when are you going to make a template engine with smarty
<16> that's what i want to know
<14> when your template engine has loops, ifs, etc, it becomes pointless
<14> spox: i really really want to, just to make a point of how dumb it is. but i don't want to spend the time learning smarty ;)
<15> yeah.. i'm looking at this (http://smarty.php.net/sampleapp/sampleapp_p1.php) and i'm already done with smarty.
<14> like really, this is supposed to be easier than php? section name=foo loop=$custid step=-1} {$custid[foo]}<br /> {/section}
<17> haha
<17> i hate smarty.
<14> like, it takes two seconds to setup a simple "protected" environment to run templates with. and keep in mind, this is retardedly simple..
<14> function template($file) {
<14> global $name, $address, $phone;
<14> include($file);
<14> }


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