| |
| |
| |
|
Page: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
Comments:
<0> hi
<1> howdy
<0> how can i do a select over the results of another select?
<2> www.myfxjournal.com/loltest/CIMG0128.JPG
<2> Azhi_Dahaka: subselect!
<2> select * from (SELECT * FROM table); or something
<0> no... no lu
<0> ck
<2> what mysql version are you using and what's the error?
<0> Using MS SQL SERVER 2000
<0> here's the query
<2> oh, no clue
<0> hmmm
<0> pastebin.ca not working
<0> can i paste it here?
<2> i'm not going to be able to help
<0> =(
<2> i can do mysql and some oracle and pgsql, but never tried mssql
<0> i need to do a search, a sum and a group by on the table
<0> then, i need to do another sum and group by over that results
<1> @confess filter subselect
<3> No confessions matched given filter.
<1> :(
<2> @confess filter menst
<3> [225408] I got expelled from school for telling my Jewish teacher that he is an ugly Jew and that all Jews menstruate regardless of their gender. -leafpin
<1> @confess filter israel
<4> ^.-
<3> [120881] i think israel is directly responsible for arafat's death. and i find it highly unfair that a country which stands in breach of so many human right treaties would be left unpunished, because of american complacency. it's revolting.
<1> REVOLTING!
<4> i hope we were behind arafat's death. ****er
<1> @confess filter ****er
<3> [105810] I hate life. I'm a lazy prick and I can't wait to die. I also hate people because they are all selfish cock****ers. Everyone can go screw themselves.
<4> lol
<5> hmm
<1> hi jon
<5> sup
<0> can't help me. spox ?
<2> i need a vacation.
<1> evulish: **** you!
<4> @confess filter vacation
<3> [226996] I never report my vacation days/personal days, so at the end of the year I have all my vacations days plus personal day :-)
<5> i thought your job was a vacation
<2> i think i'm going to go to vegas or something in jan/feb
<2> something.. cheaper.
<1> i think his job is to plan his vacations
<2> sure is
<2> i play sudoku a lot, too
<5> haha
<1> Azhi_Dahaka: sounds like you need to look into temporary tables
<5> is that the japanese tile game?
<4> he's got that huge red pen hanging off the giant wall calendar in his cubicle.. just marking off days
<2> it's not japanese, but yeah
<5> well what is it
<1> @search armagetronad
<3> Search results for armagetronad:
<3> Armagetron Advanced :: a Tron clone in 3D -> http://tinyurl.com/88vr7
<1> good time killer
<1> :P
<2> jon: it was made in indianapolis.
<2> go figure.
<5> lmao
<6> suduku is a number game
<6> er, soduku
<6> or whatever the **** it's spelled
<6> sudoku
<2> suduko!
<6> Mahjongg is the tile game
<5> Ah
<5> Z is right
<6> I love that game
<6> it drives me nuts
<6> hehe
<6> sup everyone
<5> i just remember it from HS
<5> never was that good at it
<5> nad ajust hot home
<6> nad ajust hot home?
<6> haha
<5> hehehe
<6> makes sense
<5> you ever figure if that MB was really dead or anything?
<6> balls get sweaty, gotta adjust them.
<6> I haven't even taken it out of my jeep yet
<6> rofl
<5> lol
<5> i thought i was bad
<6> I'm a lazy bastard.
<6> yeah, it probably is.
<6> I haven't even bothered bringing it back upstairs.
<5> i figure as much
<5> well this one is f'n great i just havn't figured what the hell to use with it yet
<5> i've been playing a lot of vice city though ;)
<5> i tried to login to that second life the other day.. that ever come back up?
<5> wanted to try it
<2> there's skin all over my chair
<2> heh.
<5> evulish_; err??
<6> jon: hehehee. yeah its up
<6> evulish: man..that's so random. wtf.
<0> hey, the Select from (select worked
<5> he's a random bastard
<1> he's making a skin suit
<5> for sure
<5> like Goldmember
<0> neede an alias after the last ) but worked
<0> thx, evulish_
<5> maybe it was a problem for evulish.. the skin on his chair... he hasn't said **** since
<5> maybe he's decombulating
<5> i think i just made that word up
<5> combobulating
<1> @gdefine combobulating
<3> Error. No definition found for combobulating.
<1> stop making stuff up!
<5> hmm
<5> @gdewfine discombobulating
<5> @gdefine discombobulating
<3> Error. No definition found for discombobulating.
<5> ****l you
<1> @udefine jon
<3> Definition for jon:
<3> (used mostly in m***achusetts) the squad's word for alcohol, alcoholic drinks (jons), drinking (jonning), or to be drunk.
<3> Example usage: the party was crazy last night, i was so jon!
<1> lol
<5> discombobulate (di(s'k?m-bo(b'y?-la-t') pronunciation
<5> tr.v., -lated, -lating, -lates.
<5> To throw into a state of confusion.
<2> @udefine grant
<5> w00t
<3> Definition for Grant:
<3> A $50 bill. Named so because the face on the $50 bill is the 18th President of the United States, Ulysses S. Grant.
<3> Example usage: Courtesy of Nas' song "N.Y. State of Mind" on his debut album "Illmatic": "Or either on the corner bettin' Grants with the Cee-Lo champs, laughing at baseheads, tryin' to sell some broken amps"
<5> Example usage: the party was crazy last night, i was so jon!
<5> oh that's tight
<5> everybody wants to be me
<0> hmmm
<7> @udefine php
<3> Definition for php:
<3> Setting things straight ... PHP began life as "Personal Home Page" (Tools), and later the "Personal Home Page" (Construction Kit). Later it would be merged with an SQL query tool for webpages and become PHP/FI, or "Personal Home Page / Form Interpreter". FastForward to the present day and it's no longer a mere tool to handle generation of Personal Home Pages, reuiring a new acronym, some clever h: "PHP: Hypertext
<3> Preprocessor" Cunningly (or not), in the same vein as "GNU's not Unix" and "PINE Is Not Elm", PHP became a recursive acronym, whereby the first letter actually stands for the full acronym. Deep, huh? *[cut]*
<3> Example usage: <? phpInfo() ?>
<7> that's some pretty bad example usage
<7> @php <? phpInfo() ?>
<3> PHP Parse error: syntax error, unexpected '<'
<7> oh lol
<1> heh
<7> @php phpInfo()
<3> Result: phpinfo()
<3> PHP Version => 5.1.2
<3> System => Linux meno 2.6.15-23-386 #1 PREEMPT Tue May 23 13:49:40 UTC 2006 i686
<7> hmm i thought it would blow up with no ;
<7> php -r does
Return to
#php
or
Go to some related
logs:
Contagious botpack
#kl
#c++
#india
#linux
#kl
new trand
salika Iqbal
#php
#chat-world
|
|