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<0> success, even upon intervention from the ops
<1> i miss mudportal :(
<2> i miss having food in my room
<3> it exists peanut butter jelly time peanut butter jelly time
<2> ...
<3> don't ... in here
<3> elipses are bad for the soul
<3> LAFFO
<3> oh, **** that's right
<3> /. is in April fools mode
<3> ugh
<4> morning.
<4> or afternoon.
<5> sap homies
<5> muahahaha



<6> hi
<7> topic for #php "ASP IS BETTER!"
<2> lol
<2> dooo oit
<3> What are you talking about Willis?!
<8> a line with line height of 12px, should technically fit into a td tag that is 12px tall, this is excluding all other factors such as padding, etc, right?
<3> I would presume so
<3> If I understand you correctly
<8> yeah.. doesn't seem to be working that way i guess.. oh well, bed 4 me
<7> are all tim hortons open 24 hours?
<9> your mom is open for me 24/7
<7> shut up bitch this is a life or death situation
<4> i'd say death
<9> we can only hope!
<10> @php echo "ARRRR, AHOY MATEYS";
<11> Result: ARRRR, AHOY MATEYS
<9> @confess
<11> I am not livin' it, no matter what McDonalds would lead you to believe.
<9> @confess
<11> One time i jerked off into my hand and then threw it at the ceiling.
<10> that's a good one
<9> @confess
<11> About one week after my girlfriend left to go to college, I cheated on her with my best friend's ex. We only kissed but I felt really bad afterwards. To make things worse, her breath was really awful which ruined my every fantasy of her.
<9> @confess
<11> people who can pick only one thing to post here boggle my mind. i am so full of awful ****, i don't know if this little box is big enough.
<9> @confess
<11> i love my friends but secretly love it when something bad happens to them or they don't get what they want. in fact i thrive on it.
<9> @confess
<11> My buddy had this dumb broad who he used as a booty call, and I didn't like her. Then she bacame his girlfriend and i hated her. Then they broke up cuz he moved but she still hangs out with my friends and thinks of them as her "crew". Now i wanna kill her. Slowly. Very slowly.
<9> @confess
<11> You Are Beautiful.
<9> @confess
<11> i met a guy in a nightclub who was moving 3000kms away two weeks later and he p***ed up the opportunity to have no-strings-attached ***. fool.
<10> fool.
<9> she was probably fat
<9> @confess
<11> I get jealous too easily
<9> @confess
<11> I'm in a polyamorus relationship where all I have to do is tell my gf what I'm up to. And recently I lied about the details and feel bad.
<10> so?!
<10> i mean, ewww
<12> poutine LOVES the cock
<9> @confess
<11> i had *** with a guy that i really like last night but all i could think about while we were ****ing was his best friend
<9> @confess
<11> I put on makeup when going out with my friend because I know I'm prettier than her and I like to flaunt it.
<12> that's poutine's confession
<9> @confess
<11> I was a virgin till the age of 26. I was so frustrated and unhappy. I'm still single (now almost 28yrs) but happy with the state of my life. the burden is gone and that feels f*** great! I almost feel normal now although I NEVER had a boyfriend and that still keeps nagging at me.
<9> @confess
<11> I was at my ex's house and her husband was p***ed out on the couch. I did my ex "doggy-style" while she was leaning over the back of the couch looking at her old man. I felt bad for the guy cause my ex is a slut.
<7> Ok I don't get it, who is D^D?
<12> your daddy
<9> @confess
<11> I know you want someone else and I hope you'll be happy when you get her. But I love you Will. There's no one else. You're everything I want in a guy. xxx
<12> hahah #asp pwned poutine
<9> @confess
<11> I like skinny chicks. REALLY skinny chicks. I find their long, stick-like legs and exposed ribs incredibly ***y.
<9> @confess
<11> i think school ****s,i use girls,i drink i smoke,i dont drive and im 17.i ride a dirtbike,play guitar i hate a lot of people and i hate people who think they are better than me. what a load of ****. what a bunch of ****ing fags.
<9> @confess



<11> I really hate little kids... a lot.
<9> @confess
<11> I think my boyfriend should confess on this site about how much he ****s in bed. he can't give me an orgasm, not even close. its like i have to teach him or something. its kinda sad.oh yeah AND he can only last for like 5 minutes, whats the fun in that...Sheesh!
<10> @rot13
<2> wtf
<2> emo
<2> @confess
<11> I hate stupid people who walk around with there cell phones on there belt buckle like there so important. And I also hate people who walk around tlaking really loud on there phones so people will notice them. I hope they find out nobody really gives a **** about them or there stupid phone.
<2> @confess
<11> I had *** on the day I turned legal and now I laugh to myself everytime my mom to me about *** like I don't know.
<13> :<
<13> who came up with the confess things
<7> a naked midget in my closet
<9> random people
<9> @confess
<11> I'm 43, average looking, intelligent, friendly, sociable, and presentable and yet I've never been able to get a job. I've spent my whole life on welfare, doing charity work and yet still feeling incrediby guilty. Why won't anyone let me have a chance at a proper job?
<14> noice
<14> was reading an article about the db being stopped and sent commands with a ;....but the article didnt have a date...is that something I should always be looking out for? I know user input for my own needs, but security side...do things like that get fixed?
<7> escape your db input
<7> make a habit of it
<15> what the use of php?
<16> If you have to ask, perhaps you don't need to know.
<15> yeah
<15> anything
<10> @php function meaning_of_life(){ return 42; } echo meaning_of_life();
<11> Result: 42
<14> what a p00
<14> php == makes sites 100x beter.. lol
<14> php and flash is fun..
<14> even php and javascript*shudders* was ok
<14> phh/java/flash
<4> we're not here to listen to your speech, kthx
<14> ?my speech?
<14> kthnx...so much to talk about
<17> hello all, i have this situation, i have image which need to refresh every 30sec (chart image) and create <map> for this image, i use java script to make src for the image get the new image from another page which create the new image, that before using <Map>, now i want to send the <map> which generate from chart generater to orginal page every 30 sec, any smart idea how to do it ?
<2> php and javascript = awesome
<17> any idea , please !
<2> Does your question have anything to do with php?
<2> And i have no idea what you just said
<17> old situation, page1 have image and javascript, the javascript change the source of the image every 30 sec by calling page2 which generate the chart with php, using header("Content-type: image/jpeg"); and print the image in page2, it working fine, but now in page2 i generate the MAP for that image, how i can send the MAp string to PAge1 every 30 sec with the image ?
<2> Oh
<2> hmm
<17> i try to use XML. but XML not accept the character from printing image
<2> Very ajax-y
<2> Page1 -> Iframe page2 (has map, includes the page3image)
<2> and reload the iframe every 30 seconds
<2> maybe...
<17> Zorlac that what i did now, but the iframe keep refresh, which not good
<2> I'm not sure if its possible to p*** headers with a image/jpeg content-type
<17> Zorlac i want make the image only which change with out the iframe refresh
<2> Eh, do you know what AJAX is?
<17> nop, Zorlac
<2> It's what you want to do...
<2> But i'm not sure of the sepcifics, hold on
<2> Research ajax, it'll tell you how to reload data without reloading the page
<2> http://developer.mozilla.org/en/docs/AJAX:Getting_Started
<2> http://www.xul.fr/en-xml-ajax.html
<2> Someone else here might have an actuall answer to your question, but all i can offer is that you look into ajax.
<17> Zorlac thanx
<17> Zorlac i will start reading now
<2> You know google mail?
<2> Google mail = ajax
<17> Zorlac i know how to use ajax before u told me this is mean ajax
<17> Zorlac i already use it with stock price screen
<2> oh
<17> the problem, print($image) in xml page not working, coz there are unknown charachters!
<18> freaking pc.. starting beeping on startup.. went from 5-2-3 beep sequence to contastant beeping/clicking.. must be the power supply...
<19> bbl: out.
<20> hi
<20> ca help me about xampp <<< apache server
<21> erm - why can i set a cookie in IE but it doesnt get set in FF?
<21> FF is set up to accept cookies
<22> Why doesn't this work? cl*** A: $this->testvar = 5; cl*** B: print $parent->testvar;
<22> B extends A


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