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<0> back to bed, sounds peachy
<1> 'sok
<1> currently putting the whole discworld series in it
<0> face is almost clear of the rosacea, and i'm almost out of antibiotics
<2> aww
<2> pj hope u get better
<0> i am better
<0> now that i'm over the strep, the rosacea will re-appear
<2> aww
<2> hahaha
<2>
<2> Britney Spears's manager is denying reports that Britney p***ed out on New Year's Eve and instead says she was exhausted and fell asleep after leading the New Year's Eve countdown. When asked why she was so tired, Britney said: "Countin' is hard!"
<2> thats ufnny
<0> yea
<1> one of our local newspaper made a 'vow' today (printing them in the front cover), saying they're not going to write anything about spears, hilton, and another 2 girls for this year, citing 'a waste of paper' as the main excuse
<0> darn prepress techniques had 6 signed up yesterday, now it's 5 again



<0> today's the last day to register
<1> what happened when ithe cl*** has 6 people signed up?
<1> does it get cheaper?
<2> hmm
<2> its strange
<2> editor of pcworld gets shot
<2> and whats his name from cnet.com dies
<2> a few onths agto
<2> http://www.pcworld.com/article/id,128499-page,1/article.html
<0> no, if there aren't enough people signed up, it dies a horrible death
<0> apple has been trying to acquire the right to use the name iPhone for two years, so someone has been disagreeable and the courts have to settle it
<1> didn 't apple had problems with apple music before?
<3> yeah
<3> back in the early ninties they settled saying that they would never go into the music business
<3> well heh then they came out with the ipod and started to sell music
<1> not that it would matter for fanboys
<3> no never!
<3> Steve can do no wrong!
<1> :)
<1> banana cake!
<4> is that your nickname?
<1> no, i'm currently having a banana cake
<1> 'ey bakka
<5> hey
<1> i just read your plan to world domination with robots and monkeys. highly amusing
<5> ya
<5> i guess
<5> i'm ****in pissed off right now
<5> tryin to figure out a way to clam myself down before i grab something and seriously mess it up
<6> nite all
<3> what angers you bakka?
<5> the bastards at the telecom company
<3> ahh the great satan
<5> i've been waiting for a week for them to up my dsl speed and so far they havn't done anything, everythime i call them they say oh its working fine, but it isn't! and everytime they say okay we might have a problem we'll file you a ticket
<5> and just an hour ago they called me and said everything is fixed it shuld be working fine so i check it out and it ****ing isn't yet!
<5> and i have to wait yet 2 days since tomorrow and the day after are off
<1> you said to 'up your dsl', so you still have your normal dsl speed right?
<5> yea
<1> well.. it's not that bad i reckon
<1> unless they charged you for the upgraded speed...
<5> okay your way will not work on me, i refuse to look at the bright side of things!
<5> YES they charged me man!
<1> cmon bakka.. there's only so much porn you can watch
<1> oo.. that's bad
<5> they started charging me a week ago
<1> well.. time to put your blog into good use
<5> a good use, like what?
<1> complain and rant is your weapon. and since yours is quite popular in the blogring, it's even better. they can't afford to get bad publicity
<5> you bet i'm gonna do that but not right now, i will as soon as i get it fixed
<0> i don't feel like working
<5> i'll be back later, gotta install my new video card
<3> poor miserable bakka
<7> hi
<7> what I good expression as a reply to someone told you funny joke
<3> hello Murad
<7> what a good expression as a reply to someone told you funny joke
<3> "That's a real knee slapper!"
<7> what's this
<7> i need formal
<0> murad, "that's a good one" always works



<0> is it lunch time yet?
<7> no, this's very common I need special one and high
<0> laughing hard is usually a good sign that you enjoyed the story
<0> i never thought knee slapping and jokes went together
<8> Murad, you can say "That's very amusing".
<0> oh good, jorge's back, time for lunch
<4> whats the best way to stretch an image horizontally by 20 pixels? i just want to make a dead spot in the middle 20 pixels wider, leaving the rest undistorted.
<5> do you want to stretch the entire image or a single layer?
<4> Wildblue helped me out in msg
<4> but its a one-layer image
<4> i just ended up resizing the whole thing, there was no noticeable distrotion
<4> distortion
<9> okay
<9> I can't believe I slept until 1pm
<9> jeebus
<4> some tutorial i found on the web made it sound like i could select a solid part of the image and use free transform to stretch that, and the whole image would get larger.
<9> just the layer that you're on will
<4> i couldnt make it work at all
<4> it just moved the selection area, the rest of the image didnt do anything
<9> well yeah
<4> what i was picturing.. select a 1 pixel wide column, use free transform to stretch it by 20 pixels, and the entire image is now 20 pixels wider
<9> flatten the image first and it will
<4> the image only has one layer, doesnt that count as flat?
<9> or create a sampled layer of all instead of flattening
<9> yeah
<9> image>image size?
<4> so instead what happens, i select the one pixel column, free transform it, and start stretching, the selected area gets bigger and starts covering other image elements
<4> thats what i ended up doing, but that stretches everything. it looks ok, i was just seeing if the FT tool could do what i wanted
<9> well yeah. it's only sizing the selected portion.
<9> you need to cut the image and paste the half on a new layer and move it over some
<4> yeah
<9> then free transform the selected area to the edge of the cut layer
<9> then flatten
<4> just this tutorial made it look like that AS i sized the portion, the non-selected portion would move out of the way automatically
<4> which i guess it does not :)
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<10> 4ps-tutsHere's a few websites with a decent selection of Adobe Photoshop related tutorials to get you on your way...www.goodtutorials.com - www.pslover.com - www.tutorialized.com - http://www.absolutecross.com/tutorials/photoshop/ ; and if all else fails, http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=adobe+photoshop+tutorials&btnG=Google+Search
<4> heh thanks
<9> sure
<4> i am a newbie to the extreme, but our shop is too cheap to hire people with actual graphical abilities
<4> apparently because im a computer science student that means im good with photoshop
<9> well if you do decide to hire someone, let me know :P
<9> wb bakkouz
<5> Thanks
<9> sup witcha?
<5> i don't know, i'm thinking of watching a movie, whilst at the same time devising a way to destroy the universe
<5> can you write me a php script that could destroy the universe while keeping me alive?
<9> $5k
<5> NO. i'll pay you in peanuts
<5> or i'll trade you the script for my very old and broken 14" monitor
<4> ok, i have another question, surprise!
<4> less procedural and more... color theory, though
<5> okay but if i answer it i demand 10 peanuts
<4> im trying to get the blue in my banner to match the blue in another website element, which i do not control. if i take a screenshot of the website and open it in photoshop, the RGB value of that element is different depending on what i do in the color profile box when i open the image
<4> like dont color manage/convert to working space/etc
<4> so.. which one do i want?
<5> i really don't understand your question
<4> hmm
<4> this is my website, aebike.com
<5> ok
<4> im trying to get the blue in the top banner to match the blue in the "feature items" column on the right
<4> the column on the right is generated automatically by some code i dont control, so i took a screenshot of it, opened it in filemaker, and examined the color
<9> !v http://aebike.com/
<4> but the value of the color is different depending on what color profile i use
<4> im not sure which is the "correct" one
<5> but it does match
<5> the colors are matched
<9> ouch
<9> 41 errors, you may want to fix that when you get some time. help with se placement and such.
<4> !v http://www.aebike.com
<4> CSS errors?
<9> html errors


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