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<0> wtf is aik !
<1> anyone want ot pay for cl***es for somethign?
<2> who are we helping now
<3> aik ! = what!
<3> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBC0wGzaLVs
<3> there
<3> i wanted to give you the link
<0> jblack: I'm saving for my new born baby expected on January
<3> paste something else instead
<1> is the baybe expected, or newborn?
<0> jblack: expected, going to be born in January
<1> Ok. then its not newborn yet.
<1> How many does that make?
<0> jblack: a cesarean delivery costs about $3114
<0> that's what I paid for my son
<0> so I'm saving that amount just in case



<1> They'll cost you more than that over the long run. I mean how many kids does that make?
<0> 2
<1> Ouch... well, I suggest you keep receipts. The, when they complain about being sent to force labor camps, you can pull out the receipts and say "You owe me"
<0> I have only one right now. I'm thinking of adopting Routermen, but the adoption guy says she pastes foreign **** in channels.
<1> You want to adopt?
<1> Well the, adopt _me_
<1> Teach me which way is east, and I'll get right on that praying thing.
<1> Praise allah, hallowed be thy name. Thy jihad be done, amen.
<0> LOL
<2> lets go kill some jews
<1> Do I have to become right handed?
<0> yup
<1> Ok. I can do that. But you have to get a real toilet.
<0> and you need to be circumcised
<0> MOWAHAHAHA
<1> Can I write software for the kingdom?
<0> we have real toilets, we even have a badey (or however that's spelled) at home in each bathroom
<1> Ok then...
<1> When can I move in... dad?
<4> heh
<0> heh
<1> Should I bring your granddaughter?
<0> first the circumcision should be done by the real vrsa
<0> yes yes, absolutely
<1> Oh I don't think so. She's still pissed about me suing for child support.
<0> she'll chop a little bit more than expected, eh ?
<1> She'd probably chop off the wrong head.
<0> LMAO
<1> actually.. she'd probably chop off both.
<5> bah
<1> So, Dad, send me some money for a plane ticket!
<0> jblack: I'm saving for your brother/sister now
<1> Oh my god. I just had the worst image in my life. Ever.
<0> LOL
<1> Usama bin Ladin.
<1> In a miniskirt
<0> hahahaha
<0> with the beard ?
<1> speaking of beards...
<0> Routermen: your taste in music is the same as your taste.
<1> I was at a diner today (neutral ground for talking to vrsa) talking about the kid. Some women jumped in. Despite having a good week of beard growth, she had a bigger beard than me.
<1> s/women/woman
<1> One of those gross old china dude wispy ones. Must have been 6 inches long
<0> was she wearing a linux T-shirt ?
<1> I don't know. I could barely look at her.
<0> because Routermen is in your town
<1> Yet I couldn't look away.
<0> might be her
<1> Liar.
<0> lol
<1> Dude, with oil going for thirty million dollars a barrel, you should ask for a raise.
<0> this month the prince is giving each Kuwaiti $600
<0> even 1 day old newborns get this
<1> Dude! Adopt me today!
<0> my wife is getting 600 and I'm getting 1200
<0> 600 for me and 600 for my son
<0> jblack: the prince of kuwait just raised his yearly salary
<1> even your wife got $600?
<0> it was 8 million KD per year
<0> jblack: EVERY Kuwaiti



<1> Mind if I ask you a personal question?
<0> even kids in kinder garden
<0> sure
<1> are you rich?
<0> not really james
<0> truly
<1> Not kuwaiti rich, or not american rich?
<4> lol
<4> he wants a dad
<0> I'll break down my monthly salary for you in a bit
<0> and you can see for your self
<0> neither
<0> listen
<0> the prince of kuwait just raised his yearly salary
<0> it was 8 million KD per year
<1> That's not bad. One can scrimp and live on that
<0> $27,681,660 a year
<0> not it's
<1> You know. give up solid gold limosines for gold plated ones...
<0> $173,010,380 a year
<6> whats a good distro that i can use. that i will be able to use my wireless pc card. unlike redhat9
<1> Owner_: ubuntu.
<6> no.
<0> he's giving us $600 to shut up
<0> get it ?
<1> Yeah. Well, better $600 than a beheading?
<6> isnt ubuntu text based
<1> Owner_: No.
<0> yeah but WTF $173 mil a year !!!!
<1> Well, come on. He has a hard job.
<1> He's gotta.. well, something.
<6> i downloaded the desktop version
<0> the last prince had the same job
<6> n i dont want that
<0> only $27 mil a year
<1> Owner_: Ok. Then don't. Its the distro that does the best with wireless cards, so that's why I suggested it.
<6> ok
<6> im having trouble installing it on my laptop
<0> mind being more specific ?
<6> i have linux on my laptop
<6> redhat9 n it stinks butt
<6> n someone told me to get ubuntu
<6> n i did
<6> but i cant install it
<6> it wont load on boot
<0> first of all "n" is not a word
<6> lol
<6> and i got the i386.desktop one
<0> secondly, you should edit your bios to make your system boot from cdrom first
<1> we can't really help with "it doesn't work". We need somethign more specific
<1> You'll have to provide us with the error
<6> should that i386.desktop load when i start my computer
<6> or do i need a different one
<0> Owner_: you get the i386 desktop iso and burn it on a CD
<0> put the CD in your cdrom
<6> i did that
<6> omg
<6> ur a genius
<7> Hmm, I just hit Ctrl+Alt+Backspace while on VNC and killed the X session. *sigh*
<0> and check the your bios is set to boot from cdrom BEFORE hard disk
<6> i forgot to reconnect my cd rom drive
<6> wait
<6> nvm
<6> thats my computer
<0> then just boot up the system
<6> i did
<6> it just goes to grub
<0> did you do step 4 ?
<0> "check the your bios is set to boot from cdrom BEFORE hard disk"
<6> ok
<0> s/the/that
<6> cd/dvd/cd-rw drive is on top
<6> then deskeete


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