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<0> ;P~
<1> maybe. depends how lazy the op is.
<0> possible
<0> but an op need to be more drunked than user who changing nick in hope to..
<0> ;]
<2> In this case... WE're talking about stupid-*** bots. The bots aren't doing anything that sophisticated. So the measure that's currently in place is enough.
<0> true or not
<0> please vote
<0> i'll install mrtg for each service
<0> but before i finish i'll loose my job
<0> ;D~
<1> i've lost you.
<0> i need to be hired on fuel station
<0> gizz
<0> $100 per month
<0> hehehehe



<3> you'd be ripping yourself off
<0> i know dude
<0> but that's reality for me at present day
<0> .
<3> mine as well go out and robb a mcdonalds
<3> i have
<1> i wonder if my mcdonalds has wifi yet....
<1> try slackware.
<4> Stevie: is that all you can say ?
<0> i have beer and skillz, hire me for anythin u want
<3> lol
<0> i have beer and skillz, hire me for anythin u want
<4> you have been writting that for like 100000 times now
<5> i have drugs
<3> i have dildos and lube msg for trade
<3> hahaha
<5> i have drugs msg for trade
<2> hahhahahha! I love BX's kick messages!
<3> that was funny simmy
<2> $100/month?!
<2> Holy ****!
<2> I make that every day before lunch!
<1> http://youtube.com/watch?v=3vQKAtHdfuc <---- is it just me or does bill gates seem extremly nervous?
<0> simmy:
<0> dont make me mad..
<0> have u kids?
<6> n/win 10
<6> blah
<2> Yes. I'm a single parent. I have custody of my 5 year-old son and jsut bought a home.
<3> you rock simmy
<6> and you mother's maiden name is "mick jagger"
<2> um. no.
<3> hahaha
<2> my mom has the best maiden name in the world.
<3> is that a bot or some bored user who joins/parts
<7> I'm a person! I have feelings!
<7> How could you say that?!
<1> lol
<2> oh, shut up!
<3> lol <3 simmy
<7> you can't have him! He's MINE!
<2> Bah... there's enough of me to go around.
<3> i call his brain
<2> Nethic : Someone you know put that up on another #linux user's BNC for the sole purpose of weeding out the auto-msg bots.
<3> ohh
<3> neato
<2> in other words.... I put a script up on one of p3nguin's BNC's for the sole purpose of doing a 15 minute /cycle. If anyone MSGs the bot, it takes the necessary steps to make the SimScript do a kickban.
<2> I made the nick pretty obvious so a normal person wouldn't do something stupid.
<3> mmm simscript
<2> I didn't want it up on MY host because some of the bots check to make sure they're not msging an op.
<0> let's ***ume - simmy is smart ***
<7> I <3 Teh SimScript
<2> better than a dumb*** :)
<0> even if - still better than an eggdrop
<2> OH MY GOD!
<3> lol my mom left the cat outside



<2> I got a server change notification... they're _INSTALLING_ (not upgrading) sshd on 500 servers in a data center this weekend!
<3> stupid cat in heat always meows for the cat **** i cant stand it
<2> FOund out that up till now, they were using telnet
<3> telnet
<2> Nethic ; I hear there's a way to use a thermometer to shut the cat up. That's the extent of what I know.
<3> isnt that depricated
<2> telnet? Yeah. Kinda.
<3> lol simy
<3> er simmy*
<3> thermometer
<3> hahaha
<2> Hell... they still use 3270 over ethernet here... all plain text, all the time.
<0> lol
<2> Nethic : It involves giving the female cat an orgasm so she comes out of heat.
<8> simmy: wtf
<0> it's noting weird, stil reality of many companies
<3> your nuts simmy
<3> cats dont cum
<3> lol
<3> well
<3> i dont nknow that for sure
<3> but i never seen a cat cum
<3> lol
<8> um what the hell?
<2> Nethic : someone in another channel told me that. I was just thankful that I don't have a female cat... and that my male kitty is fixed.
<0> roar!
<3> lol
<3> i have to give my cats away at the end of the month :(
<2> :(
<2> my kitty handled our move pretty well.
<2> THen he spent 24 hours with my parents who spoil the **** outta the cat.
<3> weird thing is were taking the dog and not the cats
<2> he came home with diarrhea. They don't ****ing listen... "NO PEOPLE FOOD FOR THE CAT!"
<3> lol
<3> they gave him table scraps whcih gave hmi the ****s
<3> lol
<2> cats eat cat food and drink water
<3> thats jokes
<3> ya
<3> and the occasional bird
<2> Nethic : yeah. And milk. And cereal. And anything else he wants.
<3> lol
<2> they give that cat so much human food it makes him sick.
<3> your cat loves your parents
<2> yeah. He does. He doesn't go to visit for a while.
<3> i'll probably just get another cat
<3> but i will miss mine
<3> :(
<2> why do you have to get rid of the cat(s) if you're just going to get another one?
<3> cuase were moving a long distance
<0> you need synthetic cat if u say like that
<2> and you don't want the cat(s) caged up for the long haul?
<3> over 800km
<3> ya basicaly
<2> 500 miles? Hrm....
<3> the move will be to intense for them
<2> oh.
<3> there like
<3> scardy cats as it ids
<2> heh.
<2> Kernel used to be like that. Now he just sits in his carrier in the car.
<2> hell... I left him in the car (it's spring here) while I did some grocery shopping yesterday.
<3> moving will give them like i cant describe it but it wouldnt be good for them and i dont want to scare my cats
<2> Understood.
<1> i ust got 5 new cats and in a few short days i will have even more :/
<1> remember to spay and neuter.
<2> Thanks, Bob.
<1> =)
<3> both came from abusive homes and have had a pretty rotten life as it is my cat is like almost 7-8 years old in human years and snowy is just realy stupid and **** i dont realy care bout snowy but i do for my cat tazzy
<2> oh oh oh...
<2> <evil Simmy enters the channel>
<2> So... when i was married, my wife kept saying crap like "we're never going to be able to afford our own place. You're never going to make enough money. Wah wah wah"


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