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<0> :S
<1> ya can stop the iptables
<2> lol
<2> BOT!
<2> x2
<3> how to recover my gui mode
<3> am getting fatel server error
<2> Umm, wasn't it like, "kde"
<2> Or "gnome" or something
<3> when trying to enable gui startx
<3> kde
<1> hm..
<2> hm..
<4> mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
<2> mmmmmmmmmm
<2> Damnit



<1> damn ***** crap
<5> hi all
<4> Arslan__: reconfigure x
<6> hello kde
<1> i abhor it!
<5> any one can help me
<6> how to reconfigure x
<1> help yourself
<5> i wana downlaod vedio file from https://www.linuxcbt.com/elearning.php
<6> slicers___
<4> xorgconfig
<1> i feeel te pressur bangs inside my head
<4> heh
<5> ahaaaaa
<2> evil-dna: Omg, you, you...used abhor correctly in a sentance
<5> can help me
<2> You know how RARE that is?
<2> lol
<1> it's not hard
<5> iw wana downlaod it
<5> but i dont have any username and p***word
<1> i took latin at school
<7> Craaaaaaaap.
<7> I think I've just locked myself out of root.
<1> and the word exists in french too
<1> but its reserved to an alite of sarcastic people i agree
<2> lol, but to use it correctly....it strange
<7> I have graphical logins enabled via kdm, but kdm doesn't allow root login by default. And my useraccount doesn't have su/sudo access... am I screwed?
<8> [marl@lucifer] /home/marl/public_html: netstat -pena|grep http
<8> netstat: ena: unknown or uninstrumented protocol
<9> netstat --version ?
<1> netstat -l | more
<8> [marl@lucifer] /home/marl/public_html: netstat --version
<8> netstat: illegal option -- -
<1> help yourself
<9> lsof -np `pidof httpd|awk -F" " '{print $1}'`|grep LISTEN
<9> try this ;>
<9> ;D~
<10> BOT
<10> Heh, I didn't miss that one
<1> that's illegal
<1> and i somehow doubt its efficiency :/
<11> How is the TERM environment variable set?
<1> i ***ume like any other env var
<11> I know how to set it, but the initial value is wrong.
<11> Oh. It was a client problem. My stupidity.
<12> http://www.auto-radar-detectors.com/phazer1.html
<13> I knew it!
<14> Rethguals: yeah not likely the term is going to be wrong
<12> evil-dna: not illegal in florida
<12> And it's efficient until you're in 50-150ft
<12> by which time you should be slowed down :P
<1> hm..
<1> what if they have a longer rang
<1> hm.. not that this is fascinating
<1> Jabberwock, i love the "how is it legal?" section on that website
<1> definitely written by a smart*** for another smart***
<1> wont hold very long in court though
<1> "GUARANTEED to work! Get a ticket and the manufacturer will pay for it! That's a GUARANTEE! Order Now!"
<1> dude, if i lived in the US, id buy that thing and get tickets on purpose



<1> and send them to this smart***
<1> :-D
<1> and teach him woh's the biggest smart*** in town
<13> They may pay for my ticket, but who's going to pay the attorney's fees to keep me from losing my license after THREE tickets?
<15> hi pmo
<16> hey kutzu
<17> p3nguin : ouch! You got that many points?!
<15> wats new at ur side pmo????
<16> hmm let me think
<13> The IL law says that your license will be suspended for having "...not less than two..." moving violations in a 12 month period.
<16> hehe nuffin
<16> there kutzu ?
<15> nothing new bro???
<13> If a person gets three within any 12 month person that person will get suspended.
<16> nope nothing :)
<15> wc Sunday-Morning
<18> thank you
<1> then 2 toickets are enough
<18> am newbie
<13> 12 month period
<15> its ok Sunday-Morning
<18> :)
<7> Lolita13 is trying to DCC send me files onjoin... :/
<1> hm.. about 1 hour?
<19> i am interested seeing how the OS keeps track of all the sockets that are listening... Does anyone know where in the source I would start to look?
<1> lemme see
<1> net/core and net/ipv4 maybe
<1> just a suggestion
<1> but if you can't figure that yourself it's probably useless to look at the source
<9> lalala
<1> and linux source really lacks comments imo
<1> which doesnt make it any easier
<13> Anyone that is smart enough to be looking through the kernel code is smart enough to do it without commenting.
<1> yes, except the person will waste time figuring things
<9> p3nguin you are not an programmer ;d
<7> "I comment all my code with // F*** YOU FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF
<7> "
<1> that was a smart comment
<7> Anyway... I have calculated 5.7077625x10^-8 millenia to be half an hour, for anyone who cares. :P
<19> evil-dna - thanks for the tip
<1> you're welcome
<20> =)
<17> jeian : I could've told you that it was 30 minutes. :D
<7> Yeah, but I was bored, that would've taken all the fun away. ;[
<17> heheheheh
<1> hm
<1> that's the name of my sister
<7> Camille Sixteen?
<1> Camille
<1> Sixteen is not a name
<16> can be a name
<16> you see anything in the states heh
<21> I need to ask
<21> any1 alive ?
<1> no everyone's dead
<21> haha
<21> so can I ask something about linux here
<19> no go to #linux
<21> grrr
<21> why dont u guys be polite n help a little
<19> you have not asked anything yet
<13> You have not asked anything.
<19> how can someone help?
<21> weel I will
<21> ok2
<17> Why don't people just come in here and ASK REASONABLE QUESTIONS instead of trying to get an audience THEN begging for help?
<21> this is the question
<16> (dss) why dont u guys be polite n help a little
<16> cuz you dont asked
<21> Iam about to dude
<17> lololololololololol!!!!!!!!!111111 :Dd
<19> when
<13> Let's draw this out as long as I can.
<21> I was looking for tutorial about mikrotik server


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