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<0> Googled +linux +toshiba +a110 -forum. two of the first five hits are from costco, the remaining three are all copies of the same fourm posting.
<1> thanks all and goodbye
<2> poor kid.
<2> She just realized not only that she has a test tomorrow, but that its really a test.
<3> I hate tests
<2> "What do you mean I have to do all 45 problems in an hour and a half?"
<3> not so much the testing part itself.... but that you have to go to a special place, follow special rules, and usually.. pay $$ to take them
<2> "Well baby, I told you that you've been going waaaay too slow on your math. What did you think would happen when the test came? But I'll compromise and give you 2 hours"
<2> nivek: Nah. I'm administrating it.
<3> special case :)
<2> "Am I going to have school on saturday?" "That depends upon your test tomorrow, doesn't it?"
<3> hehe
<2> Sometimes I actually feel sorry for her.
<2> But not for too long. She's going to grow up in a scary world. She has to be as ready as possible.
<2> If a failed economy starts seperating the wheat from the chaff, then I want her to be wheat.
<3> hm, that ****s



<3> my machine just rebooted
<2> ouch
<4> heh, I need to bounce mine
<4> brb
<3> I dunno if anyone answered me earlier
<3> I was asking about centralized syslogs and some way to query/graph/whatever them
<5> sounds like a job for google
<3> yeah.. been there all day
<3> kinda looking for suggestions from someone who's already done it
<5> well
<5> never had to do that
<5> but i'd use a syslog daemon that handles remote logging (should be many choices)
<5> log everything to a central server
<3> syslog-ng most likely
<5> and use perhaps something like gkrellm-logwatch
<5> on that central server
<5> i just found that via google and emerge --search
<6> greetings all
<7> haha
<7> 8:54pm up 2:02, 7 users, load average: 29.99, 171.93, 110.43
<7> thats amazing :D
<3> hey.. what are you doing on my server??
<7> :)
<5> what units are used in the load average figures?
<7> a load of 1 roughly means an instruction has to wait 1 cycle for execution
<5> instruction as in, individual opcodes?
<7> yes.
<5> thanks. i've never seen that defined anywhere
<7> its a very rough guide to load averages
<3> >1= bad
<7> causality: actually, its a calculated number
<7> nivek: and i know what causes it
<3> "zimbra" was _killing_ my machine
<5> why would 1 be bad
<7> thats an :
<7> 1805
<7> /exec -o ps -eaf | grep make | wc -l
<3> load average was well over 100 a lot.
<4> I hate myself sometimes
<7> im trying to kill make
<7> it doesnt seem to work
<7> and im terribly lagged
<7> Isaac-Lew check this out :
<4> I made a change on my router remotely
<7> /exec -o ps -eaf | grep make | wc -l
<7> 1688
<4> ouch
<4> what where you building?
<7> the parallels kernel drivers
<7> hah
<7> 9:13pm up 2:22, 5 users, load average: 33.92, 340.66, 252.81
<8> hey
<8> al
<8> all
<8> i need help
<8> for linux
<8> any here ?
<3> your enter key appears to be broken
<7> ok, brb, rebooting.
<9> yeah. It's stuck and repeating. I suggest you buy a new keyboard (or fix your current hardware) before typing in the channel, again.
<8> hey nivek sorry , so i need help with mandrake 2006.0.1



<8> i have winXp
<3> that's nice
<8> so
<8> i on d:\ set my save files
<8> to save my files on winXp
<8> so
<8> i set cd on rom and now begin installation of Mandrake
<8> now write
<8> this
<8> Found the following solutions
<8> .erase entire disc
<8> .use the frek space on the windows
<8> . custom disk partiton
<8> so
<8> what i set
<8> i only must format c;\
<8> d;\ i not format because when i return on winxp t obe my files on d;\
<9> aki
<9> if
<9> you
<9> don't
<9> stop
<9> you
<9> will
<9> be
<9> kickbanned
<8> plzz help me
<6> lol
<10> `aki : <sigh> plz? If you're too lazy to type out please, people will probably be too busy to help you.
<8> s00ry mans
<3> `aki, what is your actual question
<8> i not good speak english
<11> *sigh* why do people hit enter every second word?
<10> Yeah. I love you, too.
<9> Eeewwww....
<8> so i need to format c:\
<8> how ?
<11> vrsa: get a room
<7> heh
<9> `aki: no... you use free, unpartitioned space on the disk to create native linux filesystems.
<8> i am new on linux
<9> no kidding?
<9> we're not talking about ANYTHING that's linux-specific yet.
<8> do u join on custom disk partition ?
<6> 'aki i hate to be discouraging, but if you don't even know how to format a hard drive, linux might not be for you
<8> i must learn man
<9> must?
<8> yeahh
<8> in my school
<9> What negative consequences will result form you NOT learning linux (but learning about partitions, formatting, etc, instead?)
<8> what is mean
<8> moun point
<8> resize ?
<9> I never thought I'd see the day that mandrake's installer was too complicated.
<9> wait... you're installing mandrake and not mandriva?
<8> no is not complicated
<8> mandrake 2006.0.1
<8> this version
<6> i thought mandrake turned into mandriva
<9> it did.
<3> it did
<8> yeahh
<8> i have kernel source
<9> ADD much? Holy crap.
<8> no man i am on winxp
<8> a not install mandriva
<6> i stick to my initial statement
<12> Stay with WinXP until you get a better grasp on what you need to do to install Linux
<9> What we've got here.... is failure to communicate...
<6> language barrier
<9> that's part of it.
<9> I suspect an inability to process and comprehend technical information may be present, as well.


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