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<fire-eyes> "damn that brick wall getting in the way of my car !!'
<Techdeck> heh
<simmy> Techdeck ; I was in Hell when it froze.
<Techdeck> ever heard women give directions?
<pmo> send me a 40 gb 3.5 hdd to me and ill send it to you, you dont belive it anyway.. you got no loss then simmy
<fire-eyes> yeah. i drove to maryland to visit a few ladies, one of them gave me bad directions :P
<fire-eyes> I still tease her to this day
<Isaac-Lew> well shoot, in that case I might as well switch distros
<Techdeck> :P
<fire-eyes> stuff. bbl
<ancker> Techdeck: do you still have a server attached with a big pipe anymore?
<Techdeck> ancker, yeah
<ancker> wanna help me with some testing, real quick?
<Techdeck> sure
<Techdeck> whats up?
<ancker> testing throughput through each of our providers, we're having some issues with dropped sessions
<ancker> whats the IP for the server?
<ancker> thanks, you go out the wrong pipe, I've already got tons of data through them ;)
<Techdeck> alright :)
<Swerve> how to extract .bz2 file?
<Isaac-Lew> Swerve: is it .bz2 or .tar.bz2?
<Swerve> .tar.bz2
<Swerve> :)
<Techdeck> tar xjvf
<Swerve> thanks Techdeck :)
<Techdeck> and bunzip2 if its only .bz2
<Swerve> k thanks man
<lifeengineer> hello everybody
<Swerve> hello
<ac__> lo
<lifeengineer> please can you give me some informations about shell script
<Swerve> lol
<Techdeck> check the channel site lifeengineer
<lifeengineer> Techdeck: please i need just a specific information that take just one mn here but many hours away
<Techdeck> http://dalnet.merconline.com/node/25
<Techdeck> then perhaps you should ask a specific question
<lifeengineer> i want to get the free disk space of a remote computer, can i do it by a simple script?
<Athensman> is there a linux that looks and works like windows???
<lifeengineer> yes there is
<Athensman> whats it called
<lifeengineer> but don't remember exactly it's name
<lifeengineer> i think lindows
<lifeengineer> try to google it
<Athensman> nope that isnt it
<simmy> ANYTHING can look like windows.... just fire up the right wm.
<simmy> fvwm95, kde, gnome... they all look close enough to windows if you let 'em.
<Athensman> well that reason I am asking is
<Athensman> i only know windows
<simmy> So?
<Athensman> i have heard there is a linux that runs just like windows
<simmy> whoever told you that was full of ****.
<ac__> lol
<Athensman> well the reason I am asking is
<Athensman> i have a old slow extra computer and I was just wondering what would be a good OS to run on a slow computer but still run teh latest applications
<simmy> Athensman : "latest applications" is ambiguous.
<Cancel> linux
<Athensman> what do u mean
<simmy> if youw anna run a web server, you can do that on a Pentium system without a problem. If you want to run the latest 3d games... you can't exactly do that on a P233. Heh!
<lifeengineer> Cancel: hello man how are you?
<Athensman> well i have a 366
<simmy> wow.. .that IS old!
<Athensman> i know
<simmy> ****... That's older than my firewall!
<Athensman> it is just an extra computer
<ac___> dman. missed that. how slow?
<Cancel> lifeengineer: fine
<lifeengineer> hey do you know why a bin file looks like a shell file?
<D[a]_Root> simmy: do u like math?
<simmy> sure.... 1.+1=3 if you don't pay attention to the period.
<simmy> why?
<D[a]_Root> simmy:i just wondered
<D[a]_Root> simmy:if you want..i may ask some questions.
<D[a]_Root> :)
<synapse> Does anyone know of any decent KDE desktops?
<synapse> themes
<simmy> try kde-look.org
<D[a]_Root> synapse: why arent u trying google?
<synapse> cheers simmy
<synapse> What i meant was if anyone knew of a particular theme to look out for
<synapse> not sites to get them
<simmy> synapse : Themes are like women... beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
<lifeengineer> please try to help me, i asked one question since 3 hours, please i need your help
<Ekushey> lifeengineer: what's wrong mate?
<Techdeck> lifeengineer, some shell files are combined with bin files
<Techdeck> for instance: quake3
<Techdeck> shell scripts*
<simmy> any of you guys using or used dansguardian? I'm starting to feel the need for something to help keep my son off of "bad" websites.
<synapse> lol simmy
<simmy> Right now, I'm just looking at *nix-based solutions for blocking him out of the bad stuff.
<lifeengineer> Techdeck: so how can i resolve this confusion to be able to run my bin?
<Techdeck> lifeengineer, run the whole thing, you usually need to anyway
<Techdeck> or vi it and remove the shell script part, but im not sure it will work
<Techdeck> afaik there was a special way to do it
<lifeengineer> can i vi a bin file?
<Techdeck> you can try
<Techdeck> if it's combined with a shell script you might be able to remove the shell script part
<rustymemory> SO BORED
<Ambis> Hi, Were can i find troubleshooting tips regarding networking on fedora linux
<lifeengineer> Techdeck: anyway, thanks for your suggestions: i'm going to swich on my suse 1 try them
<Techdeck> good luck
<Ambis> I dont seem to be able to get the computer to get ip info from my router
<Interex> i r l0v3 l0s3rz
<Interex> Forbes has released its new list of billionaires and it says Bill Gates' Networth is only 50 Billion
<Interex> thats a lot lower than last year and the year before
<Interex> ok brb, gotta restart X
<delfry> hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
<delfry> hhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
<delfry> jukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
<simmy> I think it's time to buy a new keyboard. ALL of your keys are sticking.
<simmy> and next time.... aim lower. Sheesh!
<rustymemory> \...\
<Isaac-Lew> it's a nice day outside, guess I'll go & enjoy it before I go into work
<Isaac-Lew> later all
<Interex> feds
<fire-eyes> fed
<nibble> the old ksh habits will be hard to kill.
<dpTWO> lol
<dpTWO> why do you say that?
<nibble> ctrl-k habbit.
<dpTWO> what's wrong with ctrl-k?
<dpTWO> it still works in bash--albeit slightly differently than it did on Solaris (at least with some distros)
<dpTWO> oops I meant with some distros of linux ;)
<evil-dna> god.. :(
<evil-dna> i fried a chip, im sooo pissed
<evil-dna> i was dumb i reckon
<evil-dna> i didnt notcez i fed the 12V directly where it expected regulated 5V
<evil-dna> the thing burnt in 2 sec
<evil-dna> its totally ded
<nibble> nothing is wrong with ctrl-k, just the different between vi and emacs mode in shells.
<dpTWO> I've fried some components before too, so you're not alone dude.
<nibble> I've been using for three weeks consecutive on every other platform emacs style.. and as a result I'm now (for a few) stumbling between the two.
<evil-dna> laugh out loud thank you for your support, dpTWO
<dpTWO> np :)
<evil-dna> its greatly appreciatd in these times of harship :(
<dpTWO> understood
<dpTWO> nibble: also understood.
<dpTWO> only thing is sometime emacs mode in ksh acted weirdly in HP-UX
<dpTWO> at least in 10.whatever
<nibble> Haven't touched HP/UX since 9.04 days.
<dpTWO> oh. HP-UX 11 wasn't too bad
<dpTWO> except that its C and Fortran compilers were extremely buggy and very forgiving
<John_Dow_> dpTWO, the C compiler that comes with the OS, or the one you buy?
<dpTWO> actually, the commercial one
<dpTWO> I don't recall HP-UX 11 shipping with a C compiler
<John_Dow_> Icky. I Was under the impression that their C++-compiler was one of the few good ones.
<dpTWO> in its day it was ok
<John_Dow_> For some value of good, whatever that means in C++.


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