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<0> i'm a leftist
<1> s/blind/ignorant/
<0> i have a different opinion
<2> christ, all he's got to do is "sudo apt-get install sox"
<2> short of him giving you sudo access or the root p***word... there's nothing really any of us can do for you
<3> join #php
<3> oops, sorry
<2> no thanks
<3> still getting used to this damn keyboard. Amount of times I've missed the / and hit shift is really bugging me
<2> I know the feeling, I just switched keyboards a few days ago
<2> I keep missing ' and hitting enter :(
<3> usually it doesn't bother me, but this one has a completely different layout than the one I use at home. not exactly fun for a touch typer who uses vi all the time!
<4> I wish keyboard makers could decide on where to put the slash keys.
<5> eww how did italy beat france :/
<2> they scored more points
<5> france should of whooped ***



<5> ohh well atleast it wasn't brazil again
<5> phew..
<6> ok I think my host is working
<7> mr duck
<6> what duck !
<7> dapper drake
<7> drake is a male duck
<5> dapper is a female duck
<6> and ubuntu is the baby duck
<7> m0b: wtf?
<7> http://www.answers.com/dapper
<8> duck ro dragon
<6> drake is a male duck
<6> dapper is the female
<6> and ubuntu is the baby
<7> hehe, are you guys on crack?
<9> Mohua: you want some?
<5> Mohua, No, I would never smoke a drug named after a part of my ***
<5> :P
<10> coolz
<6> your *** is named marijuana ?
<6> :P
<7> a female duck is just a duck
<9> Only parts of it, Al-Ashtar. ;P
<7> a male duck is a drake
<6> and a male duck is a duck with ****
<5> ducks have doodles?
<6> drake is a dragon
<7> wtf would you think a female duck is a dapper?
<1> Female ducks are hens
<5> no _popeye_ , dapper hens
<5> they are more pretty
<7> _popeye_: oh? evidence plz kthx!?
<11> Mohua : How much time did you save by typing thx? Was it worth it to irritate all of the channel regulars?
<6> female ducks are hens and male ducks are called drakes
<7> Al-Ashtar: provide evidence please
<6> you watch too much of forensic detectives
<5> anything that lays an egg out of an *** is a hen
<6> how about a turtle ?
<6> snakes ?
<7> oh, _popeye_ you make be right
<7> google is giving me conflicting answers
<6> google is evil
<7> s/make/may
<7> Al-Ashtar: agreed
<7> Al-Ashtar: hence no gmail for me :)
<6> and slackware is a female hippopotamus
<6> suse is obviously a lizard
<6> lol
<6> if distros were named after animals
<6> what would debian be ?
<5> a naked mole rat with a crack pipe
<6> ok what would fedora core be ?
<12> Al-Ashtar: the red hat/
<6> I mean if distros were animals
<6> what would fedora core be ?
<12> yes the red hat animal
<12> from the gallopigos islands
<12> the spotted red hat
<12> or the blue speckled red hat



<6> there is an animal called red hat ?!
<12> yes
<12> the spooted red hat
<12> lives on the gallopogis islands
<1> Galapagos
<2> nice hostname Al-Ashtar
<2> what are you going to do about edgy?
<6> thanks :D
<6> Edgy.is.release.after.Dapper-Drake.net
<6> LOL
<6> how the hell would I know
<13> can some one find me cmi8330 sound driver for linux
<13> ?
<14> tried google?
<13> ye
<13> didnt found
<13> ;(
<14> that card is VERY old, no?
<13> ye
<13> evil_dna found me one
<13> i aint getting tat one now
<14> and what's wrong with the one that comes with alsa?
<10> kernel?
<13> alsa?
<14> alsa, built into modern kernels.
<13> dude i have to find driver now
<14> ... and being rude will get you one faster?
<14> lol
<1> I'm gonna watch "The 4400" now.
<14> and, of course, the second google result has detailed instructions for him... sigh...
<14> never heard of it.
<15> what package management system does slax use?
<5> pkgtool i think
<15> i'm trying to install the kernel headers
<16> i'm trying to find the button to turn off my Box !
<17> Wyred, you have to pour water in the power supply, newer computers are made that way, the sensitive components have all been coated in a waterproof plastic except for a single part which activates when water is poured on it to power it down. It also has a cooling effect
<16> lol
<14> no, no, no... you have it all wrong. look inside the top of your monitor for a big red wire with a suction cup on the end, and use a paperclip to poke it.
<17> heh
<16> then Watch geek haircut stand on end!
<17> isn't geek haircut an oxymoron?
<16> yeah
<16> lol
<14> hey, I cut my hair once every year or two. :P
<16> vitamin D Deficiency is closer
<14> ?
<16> apparently, a place Exists, some people online call it outside
<14> except where I was the last few days... WAY TOO HOT.
<14> 101 degrees according to the weather report
<14> and I had to work in someone's attic, which was over 150 degrees.
<16> on cnn.com ?
<16> lol
<14> the cooling fans started turning on at 135 degrees, and they did virtually nothing to stop it from just getting hotter.
<16> ouch
<14> and then I had to work on a concrete-tile roof for a couple hours...
<14> in said 101 degree weather, in full sunlight.
<14> tiles were too hot to touch
<16> could have been worse, it could have been me going outside
<16> :)
<14> bah, that was a bad day. :(
<14> I hit a deer on the way over to that job
<14> wrecked my bosses' car.
<16> least it wasn't YOUR car then
<14> no, but I had to give all the money I made the last week to my boss to pay for it... sigh.
<16> thats the joy of BEING the boss
<16> nobody tells you what to do
<14> heh
<14> if someone were to wreck any of my vehicles, I would most certainly tell them what to do. heh.
<16> hmm, guess it's time to do something constructive, bbl going to go sleep
<14> lol


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