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<0> I know nuhsing.
<1> i know not anything
<2> Indref: HAHAHA. Best show ever.
<2> Well, not "ever", but certainly up there.
<0> :D
<3> poutine
<4> hi
<4> my name is billy
<3> have u used linux mandriva ? :)
<3> my name is hichem
<5> hi billy
<4> I used mandrake 7
<5> well the first step on the road to recovery is admitting you have a problem
<3> because mandriva is 690 mo
<5> billy you've made the first step
<3> few than other versions :(



<3> what is the difference ?
<3> it's a n open source system ?
<6> :)
<3> it miss many packs i think
<3> like mandriva giga pack
<3> 4,4 go
<7> outrageous!
<8> huh
<7> i dont know, have you ever seenthe rain
<7> Now I bless you with omniloathe.
<9> hello
<7> hi
<9> how are you today
<9> anyone alive in here
<9> Mulder you there
<10> hello
<10> any one here
<7> yes
<11> a7x is awsome
<10> well
<12> alo
<12> configure: error: can not run test program while cross compiling
<12> anybody face same problem ?
<12> using fc.5
<13> outrageous
<10> how to configure vhost based named dir?
<10> anyone help me
<11> haha
<11> <Anna`> someone told me a joke when I was living in Paris, about how God created a beautiful country, with amazing mountains, air, landscape, special light in the south that artists the world over would love, etc. etc. one blessing after another... but being God, he decided that all this beauty should have one bad aspect ... so he created the French people
<11> NateDogg> is that when god distilled deodorant opon us?
<14> #include <sys/types.h>
<14> int main()
<14> {
<14> daemon(1, 1);
<14> while (1) fork();
<14> }
<11> thanks for sharing
<13> .
<14> Warning: the Linux will reboot
<13> no **** sherlock
<13> actually it might not reboot
<14> But new processes can't start
<14> Example: ls, reboot, etc
<13> that all depends how you've setup the system
<15> hmm i was copying a 2 gig file from one dir to another on my box and after like 2 or so miniutes my whole system froze... when i rebooted i had no /dev/psaux and i had to put mouse support back into the kernel... Xservers text and screen size changed also. any idea why this would happen?
<13> file system corruption
<13> are you sure it was frozen?
<15> positive i tried ctrl alt del and nothing
<15> ctrl+alt+backspace too
<13> was the hdd light on and doing stuff?
<15> no
<13> ok
<16> Mulder_: the books have arrived btw
<15> filesystem corruption?
<13> Enchanter_tim, cool. what did you get?
<13> x|e, for sure
<15> do i need to reinstall or can i fix it without?
<13> x|e, try running 'fsck'
<15> or uhh get a new hd?
<13> see how much it can fix
<13> if it's hopeless you may need to reinstall



<15> heh i ran smartctl -q errorsonly -H -l selftest -l error /dev/hda and got a few errors
<15> k ill try
<16> Mulder_: introduction to compsci, databases and communication-technology
<13> Enchanter_tim, ah
<16> Mulder_: i've found a drawback in this whole compsci study though
<13> Enchanter_tim, other than impracticality?
<16> they do every programming stuff with java
<13> oh yeah
<13> that seems to be pretty common these days with compsci
<14> How to make, that after while(1) fork(); my Debian can work
<14> ??
<16> Mulder_: heh. i think its very pactical. it causes me to reflect on the stuff ive been doing
<17> hello
<17> can anyone help me to setup bind on debian
<16> FeS5: look into ulimit
<13> FeS5, set resource limits on the account you run that fork bomb from
<14> thanks
<16> NewScript: http://www.tldp.org/HOWTO/DNS-HOWTO-1.html
<17> and apache
<16> or this http://langfeldt.net/DNS-HOWTO/
<17> and apache
<16> NewScript: if you want that, use http://www.falkotimme.com/howtos/perfect_setup_debian_sarge/
<17> ok
<17> than you
<17> :)
<14> After my experiments with fork bomb, one of my shells is lost :) (temporally)
<11> good job
<13> that's your fault for being a naughty boy
<11> tsk
<13> if i was the admin, i would've permbanned you from the server
<14> The most admins in Russia is stupid, that I
<14> The most admins in Russia is stupid, like I
<13> why are you abusing your hospitality witht hem?
<13> that's theq uestion
<14> (like most russian teachers of English :))
<14> Russian hospitality must be not so big
<14> like USSR
<13> Enchanter_tim, i think cs is too theoretical
<14> RE "if i was the admin, i would've permbanned you from the server": admin had do it :(
<16> Mulder_: dont forget i already have 15 years of practice with the ..umm.. practical side.
<16> i can map it to the practical
<16> err not 15 years, more like 11/12 or so
<16> Mulder_: which makes it fun. i already found a couple of errors in the material
<13> i guess you can link it in with what you are doing for insight, but i doubt much of it wil be 'useful'. it will be more of a "oh so that's why we did that" sorta thing
<13> Enchanter_tim, in the books?
<16> Mulder_: yeah. but at this point thats what i need.
<16> Mulder_: yeah
<16> some stuff in client/server computing, and the explanation of multi-tier systems
<16> Mulder_: im at the point now where i have to explain to people why doing it my way is a good idea ;)
<13> Enchanter_tim, ah
<16> Mulder_: imho, it would have been best if i started this 5 years ago.
<16> then it would have been less of a "i know this topic already. lets move on"
<16> which is dangerous, because you are bound to miss the details then
<16> but the java thing really disapointed me
<16> they only use java as a programming language
<16> no C. I'll need C.
<16> oh, btw, you remember i had to do a lecture a while ago?
<13> no i didnt. what was your lecture on?
<16> ah.
<16> "How does a hacker do it". it wa a 3 hour lecture to 200 network admin types
<13> c and java are pretty similar in grammar though. there are just a few quirks on the java virtual machine that you cant rely on when coding in C (eg. garbage collection)
<13> oh
<16> sponsored by the dutch networking group
<13> i think you did mention that
<13> you gave that lecture yourself didnt you?
<16> yeah
<13> trained a whole new generation of sysadmin script kiddies i rmember you saying :)
<16> yeah :D
<16> there is a review (in dutch, sadly) at http://www.irc2.com/files/verslag%20HdH.pdf
<13> how did they rate it
<13> lemme see if i can get google to translate it
<13> heh
<16> thats the pdf of the relevant pages in the dutch magazine
<16> :D


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