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<0> How many people have to die before the federal government takes action?
<1> We need to ban stupidity.
<1> And the US government.
<0> Oh yeah, we need to definately ban the US government.
<1> It's a danger to the planet's well-being.
<1> I fear them more than a little lightning in the back yard.
<0> The US government kills more people every year than electricity. Let's ban the government, THEN we can ban electricity.
<1> Yes! :D
<1> Ban: Government, stupidity, and THEN electricity. :D
<1> And lightning, obviously.
<1> *Shakes his head*
<2> new!!! www.linuxabout.info come pls
<1> How interesting. hehegirl and badgirl__ has the same address. And the URL the last mentioned one posted, was ad crap.
<1> *Claps his hands*
<3> hellow linus
<3> =)



<3> Can you give me at example of NAT?
<3> Can you give me an example of NAT?
<2> www.linuxabout.info
<3> girl
<3> favor
<3> can u send me a linux documentation. dcc plzz
<4> sKiTz_bLiTz : We REALLY hate it when people like you don't bother taking the time to type please.
<3> sori VRSA
<0> sKiTz_bLiTz: do not message me.
<3> sorry
<0> Ask questions to the channel.
<3> soutane can u send me a linux doc. plzz
<4> sKiTz_bLiTz : <sigh> plz? If you're too lazy to type out please, people will probably be too busy to help you.
<0> What do you want?
<1> tldp.org ?
<3> i really need a system administration doc.
<1> How difficult can it be...
<0> Okay . . . what are you trying to administer?
<3> i dont have HTTP here. disble in server
<3> FTP only
<1> What a shame, sKiTz_bLiTz.
<0> You're trying to serve web pages?
<3> <0> Okay . . . what are you trying to administer? I NEED LINUX SYSTEM ADMINISTRATION.
<3> LINUX NETWORK DOCUMENTATION plzzz
<4> sKiTz_bLiTz : Too lazy to type out 6 little characters, eh? We are probably too busy to help you, now!
<1> sKiTz_bLiTz: you need HELP.
<5> Is a Web Ramp a brand name or a a general device?
<3> yup! ruthless
<0> sKiTz_bLiTz: you are insufficiently specific. What are you trying to do? Are you trying to administer a server, or are you trying to get your desktop to work?
<0> the_ruthless: I think sKiTz_bLiTz needs an SSRI.
<1> Soutane: a shotgun to the head, perhaps.
<0> It'd be cheaper, sure.
<1> (Dunno "SSRI".)
<3> i need to administer a server
<0> SSRI = Selective Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitor. Prozac, Paxil, Zoloft, Remeron, et. al.
<1> Ah. Yes.
<0> sKiTz_bLiTz: you lack the requisite intelligence.
<1> I'd prefer the shotgun in his case.
<3> and i want to print the doc.
<0> If you can't print a document, you shouldn't even attempt to administer a server.
<3> before i print i send to me brother.
<3> before i print i send to my brother.
<6> Soutane: I didn't get a chance to tell you, I conducted that speed test with the dialup modem... Uploading from dialup to a server on cable modem it uploaded at nearly 80 KB/s.
<0> Huh? Was the server on a cable modem, and you were uploading to it with a modem?
<0> That's how I interpret that statement. Is that correct?
<6> Upload from a client on dialup to a server on cable.
<6> via ftp
<0> Okay.
<0> Wow. What was the modem speed?
<6> You don't remember the screenshots I showed with a speed test?
<0> Yeah, and I thought you were BSing me at first.
<6> No, it's legit.
<6> Let me arrange the pictures in one directory and you can view them.
<6> http://www.virtualaddiction.net/screenshots/speedtest
<0> Whoa.
<0> How'd you do that?
<6> You can see in modem4.png that it uploaded 100 MB in under 25 minutes.
<3> plzz dcc the doc.
<4> sKiTz_bLiTz : I was hoping you were grown up enough to not use this aol-eze crap that all these little kids were using. Looks like I was wrong.



<6> All I did was dial up and run a speed test. I saw how fast it was so I took some pictures. Then when you suggested the test may have been innaccurate I did tests by transferring a binary file over ftp.
<6> 39MB in 10 minutes, 100MB in 25 minutes. That's a damn good dialup provider if you ask me.
<6> I should run the server on dialup... I would have better speed for clients viewing/downloading. :)
<6> Interex had the same speeds using the same provider using slmodemd on Linux. (I think that was the name of the program he used to dialup with)
<7> maybe you guys can help so i dont gotta run windows agian lol, anyone know a linux alternative to nero vision, i got avis i make with a handi cam i need to make playable dvds to watch on dvd players
<7> cmon
<7> someone
<6> I just play the avi movies on my player. Sorry.
<7> well that was helpful
<7> im not spending 2 hours recoding a avi just to burn to dvd
<7> thats retarted
<7> :/
<8> you'll have to
<7> no
<7> thats stupid
<7> there has to be a nero or dvd santa type program
<7> that makes avi to video dvds
<8> ya, it involves re-encoding the video to mpeg2
<8> because that is what DVDs use
<7> nah there has to be a program
<7> thats just retarted :/
<8> right, its dumb
<9> yeah, so i have one minor annoyance with gentoo. just one. if a USE flag is needed to rebuild system/world you will not know this until you've compiled 100+ out of 600+ packages and then the emerge fails :)
<9> although i think i have them straight now...
<10> causality: why do you need to recompile?
<9> because i upgraded glibc and changed a ton of useflags :)
<9> thought i'd try HAL/DBUS and a few other things, and removed some flags for things i found myself never using
<9> as in while i was recompiling for glibc anyway ...
<9> also just noticed the "omitfp" flag for glibc, since everything else is compiled with -fomit-frame-pointer and -momit-leaf-frame-pointer
<9> **** like that
<10> i have never had the need to recompile.
<9> build failed because i did not know that dbus with kde required "qt3" use flag (i had only qt4 set)
<9> well if you update glibc/gcc/other parts of toolchain you really should
<10> cant you load libc dynamically?
<9> esp if it's a new version and not just from i.e. -rc3 to -rc4
<10> and thus have multiple in you system?
<10> just curious, want to learn =)
<9> err -r3 to -r4
<9> if you do change fundamental **** like gcc/glibc the most proper way to have a consistent system is to then run "emerge -e system && emerge -e system && emerge -e world && emerge -e world"
<9> and while i was doing that anyway i said screw it, this is a good time to review use flags...
<9> but that's just how you keep a source distro consistent with itself... on a binary distro somebody does that for you
<9> otherwise you might have strange and hard-to-trace problems in the future
<10> ok. got it.
<9> i had a good link on this somewhere...
<10> why would you wana use source dists?
<9> i like having full control
<9> and minor performance tweaks
<11> Yay
<11> Did my oil change on "Half-Pint" and she runs like the wind
<12> can u send me linux documentation? and i want to print and study. thnk to all!
<13> study_linux, cant you access this documents online,
<9> coredev: a good link for that is http://forums.gentoo.org/viewtopic-t-401237-postdays-0-postorder-asc-highlight-****-start-25.html
<7> how do u make a avi to a mpeg2
<9> RegalDrco: try transcode
<7> iv got it
<7> iv read the help
<7> i cant figure it out
<9> then try man transcode :)
<7> i just told u
<7> i did
<7> ;d
<9> how closely did you look at the -F option?
<7> im using the gui
<7> not that
<9> well
<9> then you did not in fact check "man transcode"
<12> i dont have internet access here. FTP only.plzz
<4> study_linux : Wow... another plz'er. Yeah... I think I may just have to ignore you now.
<9> or if you did, doing that and then use another program (the gui) does little good
<14> Why might my 80gig hard drive only be 32gig?
<7> thanks for making a non helpful remark
<9> RegalDrco: look man, you tell me that you did something that you did not in fact do and then you complain that i am not helping you.
<9> i can't work with this, and as you are the one who is having the problem perhaps you should adapt to us and not the other way around?
<12> can u send me linux documentation? and i want to print and study. thnk to all!


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