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<0> xptek: i'm ***uming a *nix whois command
<1> Kindly list every single obscure reason why you think that Linux is better than Windows =)
<2> (00:14:14) -!- mode/#Linux [+b FDSA!*@*.dsl.sfldmi.sbcglobal.net] by Penguin-
<2> (00:24:15) -!- xptek [xptek@208.99.199.178] has joined #linux
<2> Any more questions?
<3> Why is my name still being brought up?
<0> kb3ocf: i dont complain nor compare anything thats free .
<4> Penguin-: Connection time. Not the time I joined the channel.
<4> Penguin-: FDSA brought it up in another channel, so I figured I'd join here and be amused.
<2> Understood.
<5> (Me too, by the way. This is pretty damned funny.)
<0> i think what i like most about linux compared to windows is the ability to customize almost everything to your liking.
<3> What I like most about linux
<3> is it's free
<3> And can and will tear itself apart given the right command.



<3> If my box angers me enough, I dismount the storage drives and play rm -rf / roulette until I lose.
<6> hello pipol
<0> it will do anything you ask , not ask you what to do like windows ?
<5> What I like most about linux is the endless amusement provided by the people who use it who therefore think they're the most superior beings on the planet
<0> lukeB : but they are the most superior beings on the planet ? which planet are you from anyway ?
<5> Kobaia.
<4> Penguin-: Do you have a pony tail?
<7> he's from planet windows... I've heard they're now using youtube to diseminate information on the recent discovery of fire.
<2> xptek: No. Do you have a pony tail?
<0> furrywolf: lol
<4> Penguin-: No.
<3> I have a pony tail.
<5> Actually, you're a human, so you don't.
<7> LukeB: is that a bet?
<5> And I think windows is ****. All OS is ****.
<5> furrywolf: Yes. If you can prove conclusively to me that you're actually a wolf, I'll..leave the channel or something.,
<4> He's going to bite you and infect you with furry.
<7> lol
<4> I was right.
<7> just because xptek told me to. :)
<5> O NOES
<0> LukeB: i think windows is good and linux is great , and os/400 is excellent for some specific reason. It all depends on using the right tool to get the job done.
<5> Whatever floats your boat
<5> Are you meant to be a furrywerewolf or something?
<0> LukeB: for what its worth, i think youre a good guy , its just that you have some bad experience with linux .. thats all
<5> Not really, I just think the whole dichotomy between the users is ridiculous
<0> think of it this way , We're in the same team yet with different task
<5> I don't care either way to be honest :p
<1> Anybody know some scarey statistics that say, if I were trying to persuade people to switch to Linux, would help my cause?
<7> kb3ocf: over 90% of child molesters use windows.
<0> lol
<2> kb3ocf: Statistics show that Windows costs more to use than Linux.
<5> over 90% of child molesters are furries
<5> and over 90% of furries are child molesters!
<2> kb3ocf: Statistics show that Windows <insert anything here> than Linux.
<7> LukeB: I think "no" is the simple answer to that statement.
<5> I'm sure you do.
<1> I have a BSoD shirt.. I'm thinking about wearing that for the presentation
<0> kb3ocf: windows is build with profit in mind , yet linux is build direct from the heart
<3> I think using child molesters as something against furries is bad talking the child molesters.
<0> when love meets technology , you get a masterpiece ?
<1> Routermen, I'm so going to say that in my speech XD
<3> Routermen: fu-fme?
<5> kb3ocf, don't tell them that furries use it
<1> by "that" I mean " windows is build with profit in mind , yet linux is build direct from the heart"
<1> I'm also going to tell them about support.. and like... how Windows is a rip off of Mac anyway
<7> point out the often far more rapid response to linux security holes compared to windows ones
<3> Linux is a rip off of unix.
<7> you can find several articles about microsoft waiting months to fix known problems.
<7> what group are you trying to convince? if you're talking to business people, TCO, security, etc are good selling points. if talking to students, free-not-as-in-beer might be a bigger selling point. etc.
<3> Don't forget the amazing support for gaming, too.
<3> That's a good selling point.
<3> And ease of use for common users.
<1> I'm talking to a cl*** of people who have no clue what Linux is, basically
<1> but, the collective cluelessness could work to my advantage, greatly.
<3> Usually does.



<1> For one, my english teacher is clueless, and I could convincingly bull**** my way through this >.>
<3> Look at the Patriot Act.
<0> the best way to get the clueless to have a clue is to relate topics to things they know, in layman term
<0> like trying to convince the finance department on why we need a new server which costs around 500 K. near impossible
<0> to*
<1> Rofl. Nice.
<1> I'm going to have to do some creative stuff here
<1> Goodnight, thankie :)
<7> and I'm going to go back to sorting the garage. bbl.
<8> hi
<9> does anybody know of a really comprehensive firewall/routing software with support for gnome?
<9> i've toyed with firestarter, but it feels limited.
<10> can help me
<10> any body can help me
<10> please
<10> Fatal error: main(): Failed opening required 'includes/languages/.php' (include_path='.:/usr/lib/php:/usr/local/lib/php') in
<10> what can i do
<4> Hahaha.
<4> #php.
<11> I know nothing about php but your missing some include files or they are not in /usr/lib/php:/usr/local/lib/php
<11> install the propper include files, or configure your app to look for the includes files at the right location
<10> way ??
<11> why what
<10> coding?/
<10> ??
<11> you dont make any sense ShidEx.
<11> At least not to me
<9> does anybody know of a really comprehensive firewall/routing software with support for gnome?
<9> i've toyed with firestarter, but it feels limited.
<2> Firestarter is a front-end for iptables. iptables (netfilter) is the Linux firewall. Any GUI front-end for any desktop environment will still control iptables.
<9> i realize that
<2> So break out your command line and learn iptables.
<9> i'm just looking for something with a lot of options that's easy point-click stuff
<2> Firestater or guarddog are the only two I can think of.
<2> Firestarter has enough options to block all internet traffic.
<9> i had the pleasure of using kerio winroute, now i'm spoiled.
<9> firestarter is limited when you start getting too specific
<2> What types of things do you want to do that it doesn't provide?
<9> i want to port forward from specific IPs
<9> i want to use a range of addresses for the IP/host on certain allowences.
<2> Did you try the advanced mode?
<9> not sure
<2> Let me install it real quick and have a look.
<2> Well, that's not like I remember it.
<9> you mean you were unsuccessful, or the program's changed?
<2> I mean that the interface isn't like I thought it was.
<2> I thought it had more features than what it seems to have.
<9> yeah, no sweat
<2> Try GuardDog.
<9> will do
<9> thanks.
<2> Maybe it has more stuff to click around on.
<2> It actually looks like it can do what you said you wanted to do.
<9> brb
<11> perhaps im jumping in on something im not sure what is. But there are exelent webdriven iptables config tools that will generate a firwall config for you by use of point and click
<2> Care to name any of them?
<11> Im sorry i would have to search my self. But i used tools like that 3-4 years ago when i first started learning iptables/ipchains.
<12> Hello all
<11> seems like they are not all the easy to find to day.... things have changed becuase back then i could choose between several such tools. Now i really could not find any by a few quick searches.
<12> exit
<13> are palm devices generally difficult to get working in linux?
<2> MedicOne: Check out handhelds.org
<13> ok
<12> whats difficult is getting someone to answer you in here, hahaha
<13> i havent had much luck with my Palm Tungsten E2
<14> hello evryone :)
<15> bbl.
<16> Hello
<16> I have got a plesk controlpanel
<16> now I want to see the logs of mails
<16> which file should I look in to it?
<16> which mail server comes with plesk?


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