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<0> jblack: http://img121.imageshack.us/my.php?image=27pp.jpg
<1> That's you?
<0> yes
<1> Your eyes are shiny.
<1> You look like a tearorist
<1> Just kidding. Thats a cute kid you have
<0> yeah because of an invention called flash
<0> :P
<2> He's an arab. He HAS to be a terrorist!
<1> aren't all arabs?
<0> http://img407.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ali29ih.jpg
<3> http://tinyurl.com/opz24
<0> LOL
<1> You've got a flashy thing on your camera?
<0> this is me in my TRADITIONAL wedding
<0> lol yes
<1> So you've got bling.
<0> huh !
<1> That means your rich, and you can send me a.. women, or a carpet, or maybe a few hundred barrels of oil.
<2> bling and bombs. LOOK OUT!
<0> lol
<2> OH NOES! TEH TERRARIST!
<4> tits!
<1> You're gonna get even with me for this some day, aren't you.
<1> tearorist tits!
<4> haha
<2> today's going to be an odd day. no sleep makes me a strange cat.
<0> simmy: can I tell you something without you getting mad ?
<0> jblack: you can count on that :P
<0> lol
<4> It's my crowning accomplishment at work that I have made "tits" into the de facto catchphrase amongst the staff ^^
<2> Al-Ashtar : It actually takes a LOT to make me mad.
<0> ok then
<1> xarius: "A switch is like a hub, but with tits" ?
<2> ... or push JUST the right button... and you don't know what that button is. :)
<4> jblack: haha, I don't work with that stuff :P
<4> I KNOW THE BUTTON
<0> I always pictured you as an asian looking guy :/
<1> I only know of simmy only getting mad something like once or twice in about ten years.
<2> how would that make me mad?
<0> how would I know
<4> jblack: Everyone calls everyone tits e.g. "Y'allright tits" or "tiiiiiitS!!" or something like that.
<4> I make simmy mad when I have cybersmex with him
<1> Al-Ashtar: anyways, you're a handsome enough guy.
<2> jblack : And one of those times, I should've listened to you.
<1> Got lotsa wives?
<4> But that's like an animal p***ion arousal mad, not angry mad
<0> thanks jblack, I think
<0> heheh
<1> simmy: Yeah. good ole jblack with the C***andra curse...
<0> nope only one
<0> I married the love of my life
<0> she was my gf for 7 years
<0> in Kuwait this is a dodo
<1> I'm confused. Seriously.
<0> hehehe
<4> o.o
<2> i married the love of my life, too.....
<2> *laughs*
<4> You only have one wife?
<0> yeah
<1> I thought you guys invariably got lotsa wives.
<0> but I can get 3 more :P
<4> I'd get at least two. cooking and cleaning SIMULTANEOUSLY.
<2> Al-Ashtar : I got a serious question for ya...
<0> it's optional lol
<0> simmy: shoot
<1> Why 4?
<2> in the US, we keep hearing about Muslims going on about their 42 virgins in heaven...
<4> 42?
<1> Why not.. five, or eight?
<4> why not six or nine?
<4> Why not three and a half?
<2> why the big deal about that? I mean.... 42 lays later, you've run out of virgins!
<4> midgets need love too!
<1> Oh, definitely not half.
<5> more to the point
<2> and what do the women get?
<1> My ex was only half there. And it wasn't the good half.
<5> what did the virgins do to deserve that!
<4> simmy: the clap
<2> hahahhahahah
<0> jblack: lol, it's a religion thing
<0> hahahahahaha benjy
<2> come on, now... I was being completely serious.
<4> everyone knows religion makes sense.
<5> <g>
<0> simmy: nah this is like heaven
<4> Catholics do ritualistic symbolic cannibalism once a week.
<1> Catholics are funny.
<4> Bless 'em
<1> They're my favorite religion
<4> My mates family is Catholic, it's hilarious.
<1> its just so imbued with "we know this is silly, but we're stuck believing".
<4> You've never met such a bunch of sinners in your life, but they are so serious about the religion.
<1> Yeah. I love religious nuts.
<0> simmy: because unfortunately many muslims care only about ***** and how to get the superman vision, so this is like a promise to them that if you hold your horses in life, you will be rewarded with a X-number of virgins
<4> I love simmy's nuts.
<0> lol
<1> My father, in one converfsation, bounced back and forth about how the world was ending and he was going to heaven, and cheating on his second wife of 20 years.
<4> haha
<1> You don't meet many christians that think they're going to hell.
<0> aren't there Catholics who give religion a big deal ?
<1> Al-Ashtar: Sure there are.
<0> yeah same here with muslims
<1> There are hard core types.
<0> some are closed in there minds
<0> some are a bit open
<1> But most people, their lives are all screwed up, and even if there was a heaven, they still wouldn't get in.
<0> some couldn't care less
<1> I think you should get another wife
<0> lol
<1> Better yet, two.
<1> THen you could play bridge whenever you get bored.
<0> it's triple the trouble
<1> Do you mind these personal questions?
<0> not at all
<0> I'm enjoying myself just like you are
<1> Ok. What, generally speaking, are the sleeping arrangements?
<1> I mean.. if you've got _four_ wives...
<1> well, even if you had a huge bed, you'd only be next to two of them.
<0> well, you're obligated to sleep with one of them every 4 days
<1> You rotate?
<0> a rotation
<0> yeah
<1> seriously?
<0> you could get RAID 4 installed and not worry about it
<0> heheh
<0> yeah I'm serious
<1> what if you miss a night?
<1> Like.. You can't sleep or something.
<1> One of them gets the short end of the stick?
<0> you have to give it back by sleeping in another day
<1> "Sorry. I can't come into work today. I had insomnia last week and I've gotta pay back"
<0> 4 wives is a pain in the ***
<6> huh? compicated
<1> Hell. ONE wife is a pain in the ***.
<2> god... could you imagine having FOUR wives!?
<2> You'd never sleep.
<2> You'd never smile.
<2> You'd never get a minute of peace.
<1> "I get half" takes on a whole new meaning.
<2> *shudder*
<0> you can't favor one over the other
<0> 4 wives is a pain in the ***
<0> simmy: this is very true
<1> I'd like to see the mid east again some day.
<0> the 1st wife doesn't like the 2nd wife for obvious reasons
<2> and the mere thought of a period would strike fear in the heart of even the hardiest of men!
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