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<0> like many corporate product its an arbitrary limit they coded themselves to get you to buy the next level up
<1> hmm
<0> p3nguin: are you approaching 4,294,967,295 records? ;)
<1> I doubt it. That sounds like a very large number.
<0> http://www.firebirdsql.org/index.php?op=faq#q0023.dat
<0> I knew that as was contemplating using it for a while
<0> then changed my mind
<0> Few people actually store empty records. :-) If the average record size is 10 bytes, you can store 2,704,238,667 records. If the average record size is 50 bytes, you can store only 1,089,767,821 records.
<0> so even on the low end you can do 1 billion
<1> smurfd: That's the wrong type of AVG. I'm wanting to use Grisoft's AVG (antivirus) with MySQL on a Linux platform. Thanks, though.
<2> p3nguin: ahhh ok
<0> p3nguin: if it works with mysql it shouldnt matter the platform
<0> unless they wrote code to ask mysql its OS
<0> which is again more arbitrary stuff they did
<1> The installer asks about OS type. I don't think any of the lookups do that.
<0> like if i write a php script with mysql calls on it, it doesnt matter what platform mysql is on it shouldnt care



<1> Sounds like a hack in the code is going to be needed.
<0> or install it on said platform it wants then move it
<1> I'm going to research it more on Friday. I'd hate to waste a perfectly good server install just because the silly thing doesn't want to work on a certain type of db.
<1> The reason I want to move this AVG server to Linux is because under Windows it is really RAM intensive. I think this type of setup should need more clock cycles than RAM use.
<1> So I figured Linux would be a better platform for the server.
<0> i'd test it with a vm
<0> then you at least know it will run or not
<0> vm's even the ones folks wont let us mention here are our friends
<2> SPECIALLY for these kindof tasks
<3> Hey cancel... Nice sniping job there.
<3> I mean seriously. A lesser man that had recently criticized others for being critical wouldn't have the guts to criticize himself.
<3> He'd be too concerned for being labeled a hypocrite. You forge ahead despite that risk. :)
<4> anyone alive ?
<5> no
<3> Yeah. There's people here. Mostly bored people waiting for somethign to happen
<5> someone planted an irc virus
<5> we all died at our keyboards.
<6> Someone set up us the virus. :(
<3> I have my heart set on yellowstone erupting
<5> jblack, that would... um... like take out a pretty big area
<3> Sure. But we'd have something to talk about for days!
<3> Maybe even weeks
<5> ***uming we were still alive.
<3> Oh? You're gonna throw facts at me?
<3> How dare you rely upon rational prediction!
<5> oh
<5> sorry... I'll try not to let it happen again
<5> damn these fingers.
<3> Besides. How could something that took out all the mormons be all bad?
<3> Or the majority of republican voters now that I think about it...
<5> ooh ooh.. that would be cool
<5> I could deal with weeks of darkness for that one
<3> "Red state" would take on a much more palpable meaning
<5> hahahahah
<3> Last night I started teaching al-ashtar C++
<5> O RLY?
<3> yup
<5> how goes it?
<3> Not bad. I had to start with basic constructs.
<3> His attitude is rather nice. He's reasonably bright and doesn't run panicing each time I teach him a new concept.
<5> He _is_ a fast learner
<3> That's the good news. The bad news is taht it looks like he's getting his first programming experience.
<3> Which puts us back at basic constructs.
<5> Probably... but better you than Schiltdz... or however you spell it
<3> Grin. You have no idea how good I am. :)
<3> covered ints, strings, bools, while loops, functions.
<3> i.e. basic constructs. He handled it well.
<3> I think tonight I'll teach him increment/decrement, for loops, & do while.
<3> perhaps switch
<3> Hmm. Actually, thats not necessarily a bad idea.
<3> It'll help him understand flow better.
<5> Goto is evil.
<3> goto is misunderstood. :)
<5> easily... which makes it evil.
<1> If God had meant for us to be in the Army, we would have been born with green, baggy skin.
<0> ya shouldnt need goto generally
<3> Oh, you guys know how decartes died?
<3> He went into a deli and asked for some ham. They asked if they should slice it. He said "I think not" and *poof*. That was all they wrote.
<5> {groan}
<3> You think that's bad?



<3> A string goes into a bar and says "Hey bartender! Give me a drink". Bartender says "Get out! We don't serve strings around here".
<3> The string goes out size, ties itself up, scrapes its *** along the side walk, and goes back into the bar.
<3> sits down, and says "Hey bartender! Give me a drink". The bartender looks back and says "I dunno.. you that string that was just in here?". To which the reply is "I'm a frayed knot"
<7> jblack: lol. Good one :-P
<5> doh
<7> the descartes one
<7> two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.
<5> ok... Ubuntu is starting to piss me off
<3> That's bad. :)\
<5> first... they broke X.. then compiz... (both of which I've fixed)
<5> now apt crashes because of python2.3
<3> he we go. This one's real bad.
<7> apt? I thought it was written in C++
<3> What do you get when you feed a cat a lemon?
<5> says "not found", installing says "python2.3 is at the latest version"
<3> Ubuntu is in love with python.
<3> Mark thinks python is the one true language.
<5> I am using edgy though.. so I shouldn't complan
<0> nivek: try 2.4
<3> ...feed a cat a lemon: A sour puss!
<0> redhat and fedora big on python too
<0> the redhat guis are python
<5> "at the newest version"
<5> dpkg: error processing python2.3 (--configure)
<5> heh, whoops
<7> jblack: what?
<3> newlywebs!
<0> wb
<5> lovely
<5> can't remove it either
<0> hate it when that happens
<3> nivek: I can fix it if you give me root access
<5> pycentral rtremove says "installed runtime python2.3 not found"
<3> Hmm. How do you still have python2.3? Didn't that go away some time back?
<5> **** if I know
<5> but apt is refusing to dist-upgrade because of it
<3> what are the six worst years for a blonde?
<7> the first five?
<3> nope
<3> third grade. :)
<7> ugh...
<7> I'd better just go have a shower now
<8> hi
<3> nivek: Try "apt-get -f install somethingyouwant"
<3> If you don't want something in particular, don't specify it.
<3> See what it wants to do and if it makes sense.
<3> Enchanter_tim: What kind of cars do cats drive?
<3> Catillacs!
<5> aha... some editting to /var/lib/dpkg/info/python2.3.prerm and tada
<3> Oh, you didn't mention it was a deinstall error
<9> hehe
<5> "can't remove it either"
<9> chanserv is down again
<0> nivek: what are you doing with python
<5> not a damn thing right now
<5> apt was complaining about it
<0> well I figured that much
<5> I JUST NOW got a bounce message on something that was sent: Fri, 6 Jan 2006 12:22:46 -0500 (EST)
<1> wbxkd5: How are you today?
<10> Im trying to make it so users can Append files in a certain directory but cannot delete them... how can i do this
<10> can someone help me
<9> Pimpfelix: man chmod. there are "sticky" attibutes
<7> there's no "append" attribute
<9> thiago: yeah. but you can fiddle with rights iirc.
<9> if you want true append rights, linux/unix isnt the right platform
<5> isn't there some add-on for acl's?
<1> Does the write module for NTFS support that type of rights or permissions?
<9> nivek: yeah, but it doesnt work the way you would suspect. and its a pita to maintain
<5> I see
<9> p3nguin: i think they try to map it to unix ACLs. which causes the "write support is dangerous" part of NTFS


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