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<0> i think Real Mofo ****
<1> Enggr: you really should consider reading, learning is a beautiful thing. talking is often ****.
<2> amen, core
<3> don't you hate when you're doing something and it suddenly feels like you've run straight into a brick wall?
<4> yeah
<2> simmy: i don't know anyone who likes that, no. :)
<4> like walking down the street... then you actually DO walk into a brick wall
<0> i don't know what that means basically
<4> or a street light.. done that several times
<2> heh
<2> couple of my friends are rather clumsy, and when they run into large inanimate objects i always ask "did it jump out in front of you?"
<1> simmy: that's software development ;)
<3> but I don't do software development. And today's my first day back to work after an 11-day vacation. I shouldn't be this beat up.



<2> simmy: haha! usually the first day back in is the worst
<2> that's when you get to catch up on a nice backlog of emails and voicemails and missed meetings
<2> fun stuff
<0> ouch, just mentioning that hurts my ears
<3> I"m dealing with these ***hats at a production plant.... they can't figure out which network cables go into which ports....
<3> http://gallery.tehlunix.org/v/dump/DL+380+G4+plant.jpg.html
<5> How many Type of IPS?
<3> we have 4 networks... OA (for common office/internet crap), PA (for plant machines and monitoring systems), RIB (for remote access to the RIB/ILO/DRAC/Etc, and the backup network.
<3> "Make sure both OA connections are plugged in." "WHich ones are those?" "Here's the diagram." ..... "So which ones are those?!
<1> anyone working at borland here perhaps?
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<3> this is the -SECOND- time I've gone through this with these ***hats!
<0> dropped something on the keyboard :)
<3> no..... IRC Tourette's syndrome.
<6> simmy: I understand how frustrating it must be, working with blind monkeys.
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<2> working with people who think expert = someone who can read a manual
<0> LOL
<0> actually, part of being a good expert is reading manuals
<2> yeah
<2> PART :)
<7> agreed
<0> that's why rtfm was invented in the first place
<7> all the information is there - manuals, google etc
<6> My mother's actually quite like that. "Can you connect the printer?" "Have you tried yourself, mom?" "No." "Try. You cannot connect it wrongly." "DIFFICULT." "Shoot yourself, then. I don't know how you would be able to open the fridge or drive to work..."
<7> trick is knowing how to find it
<0> if people would read, life would be much better
<0> instead of annoying people at IRC or getting snippets of information from forums
<2> people have no ****in basic research / problem solving skills
<2> i'm amazed people this helpless can figure out how to get out of bed without calling a helpdesk
<3> I"ve found that, too. It's so irritating!
<1> people dont actually want to work, they only want to make other people lifes hard.
<0> The sad part is, they come to this channel, and i help one of those yoyos for like half an hour, and they leave pissed because i tell them read this or read that.
<2> hehe
<3> yep.
<3> been there. done that. stopped doing it 7 years ago. :)
<6> That reminds me of Hetero...
<2> they can't figure out that you are teaching them how to fish
<4> but I don't want to fish, I want to do iptables
<6> Because you wanna stealth your IP! ;P
<0> LOL
<0> yeah now i remember, he was talking about something like shields up !
<0> LOL
<4> yeah, my computer keeps broadcasting its ip address
<0> what is this, the USS Enterprise
<6> "Booo hooo, hackers can see my IP address! I'm afraid!"
<0> Beam me up scotty, Shields up
<2> heh wtf do they want, for their ISP to do NAT for them?
<8> ****ING DIE, D-LINK



<8> *cough*
<8> Hi guys.
<4> heh
<4> my isp does nat for me
<6> jeian: been there, done that, bought Linksys.
<8> I'm about to.
<4> actually, a static nat in my case.
<2> bah for my home network i can do that myself
<2> besides i like using non-routable addresses for the lan
<8> I get about two disconnects after I boot my PC, then intermittent lag.
<6> jeian: like, a neat hardcore firewall router with DMZ for a lower price than a broken D-Link with less features. How could it ever be wrong? :D
<9> Full time soccer score: France 1 - Portugal 0
<2> argh noooo
<2> i was hopin this would be one place i can go 30 mins without hearing the ****ing soccer scores
<2> resistence is futile ...
<0> France and Italy to the finals
<9> I could have screamed gooooooal :P
<2> bah most ppl think i am strange because i can enjoy playing sports but don't give a **** about a bunch of strangers doing the same
<6> causality. there's always the hit-him-with-a-stick-untill-he-stops-breathing-option. :D
<2> heh
<1> hope france wins, italy plays bad fotball.
<0> i wish they'd play, and on the last 2 minutes of the game, with no scores, an earthquake would hit, and all the players would die along with half the crowd
<8> causality: Yes, I was also hoping to be able to join a channel without having to hear about it.
<9> you know, the funny thing is that I am not really interested in football?
<8> Neither are we.
<8> So let's make everyone happy and not broadcast the scores.
<9> today is the first match I am watching ever since the world cup started.
<2> bah i called it soccer, thus revealing my american-ness
<1> Cognition: watch it, bush might send you to guantanamo with whises like that ;)
<6> The only setting when soccer is fun: when my astmathic uncle with a bad back comes on summer vacation and we play soccer out on the field behind the house.
<8> LOL
<2> Cognition: or all of the crowd and none of the players. there'd be no players if there were no crowd, and in a Darwinistic sense, that's an element we can afford to lose
<0> who's afraid of a BUSH
<9> me
<0> easily shaved every day
<9> precisely ;)
<0> a Geogrge Boner would be more serious as GC says
<2> i just wish the sports fanboys would openly admit that they are taking something not at all important ot them and pretending that it's important to them
<10> why do the English call it football & not soccer, when they where the ones that invented the word soccer?
<2> if they did that, it'd be a better world. or something.
<2> haha
<2> i didn't know soccer originated there
<0> bleh, it's America that has everything its way
<6> I'd prefer calling it football.
<2> when it's ambiguous i usually just specify "american football"
<2> to mean the pigskin game
<0> i actually don't like the english system, it ****s.
<2> heh which part
<0> all their units
<2> the value-added taxes? the food?
<2> heh
<1> the whole world call it fotball, it's only like 2% or something tha calls it soccer. :P
<7> in almost any country it's football
<6> Norway: "fotball".
<7> it's only 'cos the usa has a game called football that doesn't involve kicking it much
<9> I call it soccer on IRC so that my american friends dont confuse
<9> between their football and 'soccer'


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